Another post – finally!
2008 30 AugustAugust 10th
With me going to sleep so early (relative term), I was able to wake up at 4 AM today so I could head into León to get caught up on what’s happening in the world. The isolation from the outside world is pretty severe here, even though we have cable. Discovery and ESPN don’t talk about the world news. Nicaraguan news talks about Nicaraguan news. All in all, this renders me completely ignorant to the rest of the world – I essentially live in a bubble…but at least it’s green.
I took the bus at 5 AM with my host mom’s granddaughter, Kristen, so that helped pass time during the 3.5-hour ride. The ride was relatively unpleasant, as it always is, but we arrived safely…albeit he dropped us off at the city limits, as opposed in the bus station. There was no explanation for this, but you can’t really argue these things. There’s not really a manager to go argue with.
After parting ways with Kristen, I headed to the grocery store to stock up on my Nica staple – cereal. Since per unit price shopping just doesn’t happen here, I had to do all the calculations myself to find the best deal on cereal. Granted it comes down to a couple of cents, but when you make less than 200 dollars a month, that all adds up. I’m starting to see the wisdom in that saying “A penny saved is a penny earned.” Nevertheless, when that was coined, I doubt they were considering the 27% inflation that I have to deal with here. Maybe it should be, “A córdoba saved is 73 centavos earned.” They ended up having a “buy one, get one 50% off deal”, so I bought some 4 boxes of Corn Flakes (unfortunately, I stuck with the staple because they were cheapest) to last me the next 28 days (I’m hoping).
After getting my breakfast shopping for the month done with, I went searching for a cyber – the first time I would be using the internet in 2 weeks. There is a cyber on roughly every block, however, with it being Sunday, almost all of them were closed. Eventually I found one, only to find out the internet was out in the entire city. I took a 3 and a half hour bus ride for the internet…and it wasn’t working. That was quite possibly one of the most dejected moments I’ve had in my PC service. I had the “Man, being in a small site has it’s disadvantages” epiphany.
To ameliorate the situation, I gave Jordan a ring and met up with her for lunch. By chance, I’d run into a couple other volunteers from Nica 45 and passed time with them at a ridiculously overpriced café next to the Catedral while I waited for Jordan. Eventually she showed up and we went to an organic restaurant near her house where I had an amazing Indonesian peanut dish (it was reminiscent of Tommy’s Thai for you Denverites out there), and was a boatload of food. Just what the doctor ordered. To go with the amazing meal, I ordered a melon milkshake sealed the deal – it was the best meal I’ve had in Nicaragua.
After my ridiculously satisfying meal, we headed to the cyber, which fortunately now had internet. It was good to get out of the bubble. However, getting out of the bubble yielded a tragic discovery – Peace Corps cut our subscription to Newsweek. This is being replaced with an electronic version, which has been deemed more cost efficient. Not to complain (actually yes), but how is it cost efficient for me when I’m 3.5 hours from the nearest cyber? I work for the government, and we don’t have enough money to buy the volunteers some flipping magazines. When I’m done with my service, I’m going to sign up to be chief economist for Peace Corps. I’ll even give them a discount – they can pay me the same as a Peace Corps volunteer (relative to where I am), and I’ll do their budgets.
Since I had to return to Achuapa on the same day, I had to leave León a mere 7 hours after I got there. For those of you bad at math, I spent 7 hours round trip in a bus to spend 7 hours in León. The lack of global news got to me.
Hey BBC, want to sponsor my blog?
August 11th
Yesterday after I got home from León, I met up with my counterpart from Los Caraos. She wanted me to attend a meeting with the parents of the students to present the course and inform them about the competition that will be going on…whenever I organize it. Due to this last minute plan, I had to wake up a little earlier today so I could get over to Los Caraos (my school 7 km out of town) to spend 45 minutes there informing the parents of the class and whatnot.
While I rarely look forward to the ride to school (the road might as well be a boulder field, I have no idea how so many rocks get in a road), I was able to take a ride on my “new” bike for the first time. It’s in the process of being converted, but I’ve got the bare bones essentials going for it (even though after converting it, it will have fewer components on it). It’s the biggest bike frame I could get and is some random Chinese one called ShenXiang. If that’s not the mark of quality, god knows what is. Anyway, by the time I finally get it converted (to a fixed gear of course), I’ll have gone about 3.5 months without a bicycle. Any ideas for a name for my newest steed?
On that note, I’m incredibly excited to finally be settling in to one place. While I’ve only been here (at my site) 15 days, I’ve been able to make the connections and accomplish the initial goals I strove for. I held back in Masatepe simply because I knew I’d only be there for 3 months. But not only that, I feel Achuapa is far more suited for me than Masatepe ever was. I’ve got a huge gym, I work in a huge bike shop, I have few classes, few students, and I know so many people that I don’t know 75% of their names. I can’t walk anywhere in town (not even a block), without somebody calling out my name, or for the kids in the elementary school – asking me to play soccer. While it is quite unfortunate that I’m so flipping far away from the internet and other volunteers (an aforementioned characteristic certainly has weighed heavily on me at times), this was definitely the most tailor fit site for me out of the 20 that PC gave us, and I knew it from the beginning. So while it may totally suck some days, I’ll live.
Wow, now that was a tangent.
Right, the school and the parent meeting! Anyway, I showed up, and only one parent had showed up for the presentation. Due to the poor showing (does one person even qualify as a ‘poor showing’?), we had to reschedule the presentation for Wednesday. Furthermore, in the free time we had, I went over the local competition with the students, and discussed all the judging criteria. I have a total of three groups in this school, but one of them has done absolutely nothing. The unfortunate thing is that I hung out with a couple of the students from the lazy group at the music festival, and they really understand what is going on, they just don’t do the work. I talked with one of them for about 2 hours during the festival, and he was really excited. However, come class time, they’d still done nothing – and they probably won’t do anything. One of the group members said that they just won’t go to the competition, and maintained this idea after I told them they’d fail the class if they didn’t go. I definitely feel disadvantaged since I haven’t been able to work with the groups since the beginning of the school year, but hey, that’s what this is for – practice. Next year I’ll be around for a full year, and hopefully will be able to instill the drive necessary to follow through in the class. Step by step.
After the failed meeting, I got back on the bike for the 20-30 minute (depending if you talk to people) ride back to Achuapa. I had a meeting with one of my counterparts at 9:30 to discuss some suggestions I had for the class, so I was in quite a hurry (even though nobody is on time in Nicaragua). The meeting with my counterpart was basically to reestablish my expectations of her for my service and to remind her that I am there to help her. Her nor my other counterpart we’re quite clear on the last class theme we taught, and this could have been avoided if they had merely asked questions. She was a lot more receptive to my suggestions that my other counterpart was. My other one approached it in a way I expected her to, by joking. She just mentioned how she didn’t realise that having a PC counterpart who wasn’t timid (like the last was one) meant more work for her. Regardless, I got through to her and we worked things out.
After my meeting there, I headed home to prepare for my first class that I’d be giving at San Sebastian, my school that won’t be participating in the competition. My counterpart and I are always on the same page, so I have high hopes for this school in next year. Unfortunately, when I arrived at the school, lesson plan in hand, all the students (roughly 300) were outside raking, burning garbage, and running around with machetes cutting the grass. The Director of the school decided to make it a cleaning day, so the classes were canceled.
Back home I went.
I made my daily stop at the bike shop to chat with the owner for a bit, and teach him a bunch of random English words before I headed to the gym. This was the first time I’d been to the gym and seen a lot of people there. I’m considering organizing some sort of health activity (a competition) at the gym and/or the bike shop to increase health awareness. My ideas come in the form of a bike race around Achuapa (in the form of an Alley Cat race), or a weightlifting competition. Nicaraguans love to compete, so what better way to address my interests and provide an educational opportunity for people than with an exercising competition.
After a couple hours in the gym, a tropical depression swept in and engulfed Achuapa (you could see it coming over the mountains towards my house, it was like something from a movie). It knocked out the TV and the lights frequently before dumping an enormous amount of rain of the town. This ended my plans to watch the Discovery channel for most of the night, so I had to resort to eating dinner and watching a movie (The Lives of Others – great movie if you’re looking for something new to watch).
August 12th
Since I’m not observing classes in one of my institute (because they class has ended), I had no formal schooling to do today, but I had a few errands to run. I was a bit slow getting up, but finally made it out the door by 10 AM to go to the MINED office to talk with the delegada about the LEC competition that I have organize. Unfortunately, she was at a meeting, so I decided I’d come back later.
I went home and decided I’d teach myself a real skill – how to wash my clothes on a pila (the concrete washboard). Little did I know that I had to soak my clothes for an hour before I could even do anything. I’d been stockpiling my dirty clothes (coincidentally, I had nightmares about all dirty clothes and the pila, and that I went back to Denver and had to wash my clothes on a pila, but not enough time to do so), so I had to wait a total of 2 hours since all my clothes wouldn’t fit in the first soak session. By the time 2 hours passed, I was super motivated to finally start the learning process. I started by washing a T-shirt, and…I did it completely wrong. I washed it for 10 minutes and it was still smelly and no cleaner than when I started washing it 2 hours ago. Round two was washing a pair of boxers – I figured that if I messed up, it’d be good to mess up on something that nobody would see anyway. This too was a failure as it took around 10 minutes of scrubbing against the washboard to wash them.
And that was the end of my pila experience. That’s a specialized labour skill I just don’t have. So I called over our empleada and just told her I’d pay her to wash my clothes. It would take me hours to wash my clothes if I was doing that, and frankly, PC sent me here for other things. I applaud all these Nicaraguans that wash their clothes on a pila, because I’m sure as hell not going to waste my time doing it. I’ll never gain enough proficiency at it to warrant the decades it will take for me to learn.
After my pila experience (and what an experience!), I headed over to the MINED office again to meet with the delegada to schedule a date for my LEC competition. We set a date for the 8th of September, and discussed some places where we could host around 70 people. She mentioned one place, the cooperativa building, as a place that would be appropriate. Fortunately, I am good amigos with the boss of the cooperativa, as well as most of the employees that work there (thank you international music festival). I headed over to the cooperativa office, but the woman I needed to speak with wasn’t there. I’ll head back Thursday, and hopefully have the location of the competition all wrapped up.
I had plans to help an English teacher at one of my schools with her pronunciation, but after arriving and waiting a bit, she never arrived. Since I live a mere 30 seconds from the school, I wasn’t too crushed. I headed home and started doing some yoga, only to have her show up 15 minutes later – so I did end up helping her out after all. She pretty much needs help with pronunciation, which is really all I’m qualified to teach. It went pretty well, and we decided that I’d help her out on at least a weekly basis, with our next meeting being tomorrow.
I was to meet with my counterpart from Los Caraos at 5 PM, but it rained for a good 3 hours (hardcore rain), so that meant I wouldn’t be leaving the house. Now I finally understood why nobody shows up when it rains – because it rains hardcore. So we have a class tomorrow at 7:45, and we still have yet to plan the class…so we’ll see how that goes.
August 13th
I’ve really started to dread the ride to my school in Los Caraos – particularly after hurricane like rains the night before. Nevertheless, it’s my job to go, so I woke up this morning and did just that. The ride was atrocious, and my bike spent more time in the water than it did on dry land. I even rode through one lake in the middle of the road that was too much for my trusty steed and I had to put my feet down and immediately sunk into 2 feet of mud. Since I still have yet to get to the school, I had to do something about the mud. My only option was the go to the next river and wade through it to get the massive amounts of mud off of me – fortunately it worked (also, thank god I wore sandals).
I arrived at the school to find that my counterpart didn’t show up, so I had to give the class, and then have a reunion with the parents (I didn’t even know what I was suppose to talk to them about). Luckily, I had read the theme for the class once over the night before, so I had a vague idea what I was talking about. However, pulling a lesson plan out of my ass isn’t quite my style. Hopefully I’ll have more time the next time. While I wasn’t pleased with the way things went, I did drive the theme into my students heads. After they realised they couldn’t just sit there and nod, they really became active listeners. Right on. The meeting with the parents was pretty worthless since my counterpart had all the materials, videos, etc. So I gave a short (real short) presentation about the class, the competition we’re going to be doing, and to just tell them to support their kids with the projects because…it’s important. That’s all I came up with. It did get a receptive response though.
Two unplanned hours later, I was out of there and headed back to Achuapa. First I dropped off my crummy geared bike at the bike shop and told my buddy Rene that I didn’t want to see the bike again until it had one gear. Then I hurried home, dropped off my stuff, and headed to another one of my institute’s. Due to the rain yesterday, we didn’t have a planning session, which meant there was no formal lesson plan for tomorrow. So I had to plan that into my schedule, cancel my English class with the English professor there, and then I went home to relax for a few hours.
I taught a class in my other institute (San Sebastian) where I found out how incredibly competitive Nicaraguans are, then I hit up the gym for around 45 minutes before coming home to find that we actually had two showers. This one is a room outside with no roof and a pipe that just shoots out water. It’s more than what we have in the bathroom, so I figured I’d take advantage of the bucket-less bathing by taking a nice shower – in the sun no less!
I had other “maybe I’ll do that” plans for the day, but I was so beat from running around all day, I just watched the Olympics for the rest of the day. This was mixed in with a Red Sox game (I see more Sox games here than I do in Denver), and a dubbed Jet Li movie. I’m really taking a liking to the dubbed movies because they tend to speak clearer, so I can pick up most of the words. Even though I hate dubbed movies, it’s good practice at least.
This week is really flying by. When I fill my schedule, it just all goes by so quickly – good.
August 14th
I initially planned to sleep in later today, but for some reason I’ve been having semi-nightmares. As a result, I woke up at 5 AM and just started the routine earlier than usual. Since I didn’t have to report to my institute until 7:45, I was left with a sizeable chunk of time to kill, so I watched some more of the Olympics. It’s kind of ridiculous that I can keep track of all the latest sporting events, but I still have absolutely no idea what’s actually going on in world news.
This was the first class I was actually helping out my counterpart at ISJ, so I was a little nervous, yet confident that she’d pull things together. We had the sub-directora (a woman who met me at counterpart day in Managua. She also has told all the other teachers in the institute that I don’t screw around with teaching – hahaha) observe our class, so that kept the discipline good. Overall, the class went super well – good discipline, good material retention. Did have a student ask me to translate something into Spanish for her though – The Filth and the Fury. She wanted to know what it meant because she had seen it on a T-shirt – I had/have no idea.
Following class, I dropped some stuff off at my house and headed over to the CAFI cooperativa to talk them into lending me a huge complex to use for my LEC competition. The lady in charge is somebody I’ve worked with a couple times now, and all she wanted to know was the time and date I’d need it, and that was that. If only things worked that easily in the U.S.! Furthermore, we talked about their youth group, as well as the business advising opportunities they have available for me. These all yielded the same answer – come back Saturday. So that’s what I’ll do.
I had a good 5 hours to kill, so I headed back home and threw on the Olympics again. While stumbling through my kitchen, a label with tons of vitamins and minerals caught my eye – oatmeal. With a handful of time, I went on a mission in search of this bag of oatmeal in any of the pulperias in town. I ended up finding one in the pulperia/hardware store across the street from the cooperativa for a mere 18 cordobas! How awesome is that? Ten normal person servings (4-5 Richard servings) for less than a dollar! After ‘indulging’, I made some lunch and then killed time before a 3 PM meeting I had with an English teacher at ISJ.
While I’ve never been incredibly fond of teaching, nor have I been particularly talented at tutoring (“NO, IT’S DONE LIKE THIS!” – my style in the past), I’ve found it to be relatively doable. I’m teaching this teacher how to pronounce words – she needs a linguist professor to help her with the problems she has, but all she has is Profe Goggins. She’s got tons of motivation though and I’ve seen improvement//growth at the end of both the sessions we’ve had thus far. I wish I’d been that dedicated when I’d first started studying Spanish. I’m slowly finding myself more and more capable of doing this whole teaching/tutoring thing. If you were to tell high school Richard that I’d be a teacher – I’d laugh. Furthermore, if you told high school Richard that I’d be the sort of teacher I am (demeanor, style, etc.) I would’ve called you a liar. All I know is that Profe Richard Goggins would’ve kicked the crap out of 9/10 grade Richard Goggins. Oh man U.S. public school students – watch out if I decide to keep teaching.
Following a short meeting with my counterpart to discuss the lesson plan for our class tomorrow (the lesson plan is that we’re not going), I headed over to Ervin’s house to discuss his business plan for his hotel. We sat around and drafted up the first few steps we needed to do to improve his vision for his hotel, and he showed me a project that the town is doing to get water 24 hours a day. I never thought I’d be dealing with an issue like this – but hot damn am I excited.
August 15th
Slow day. That’s really all I have to say really. I didn’t have anything until a meeting at 2 with one of my counterparts, so I sat around and watched the Olympics.
Oh yea, and Harvest Moon has helped me kill LOTS of time recently. Phil – you know exactly what I’m referring to.
All I did was some yoga (it’s amazing the effect doing yoga has on my mood – I become overwhelmingly positive), paid a visit to the pulperia for my 5 cent banana, took a shower, and that was it.
The reunion with my counterpart rolled around at 2 o’clock…but I forgot the location of it. I thought it was to be at our institute, but upon arrival, he was not there, and I had no idea where else to go. So I went home before heading to the gym for a bit. My counterpart showed up at the gym, poked his head in, somebody called his name, then he was off on his motorcycle just as quickly as he showed up. Weird.
i came home and had pretty much the same to look forward to as before I left, so I headed to the store to pick up some powdered milk. I figured drinking regular milk just isn’t worth it anymore. I can only get ‘leche entera’ here (3% milk with close to nothing removed), and at 8 cords for a half litre (or rather 473 ml, those bastards), I spend around 12 cords just for the milk for my cereal every morning. That’s just too high for my daily budget, gotta cut costs somewhere – so I’m switching to powdered/soy milk. I ended up buying some Delisoya (reluctantly), but after one glass of it, I was convinced – it’s amazing. I can’t wait to put it on some cereal.
Tomorrow I’m going to meet up with people from the cooperativa so I can finally get information about work opportunities with them (as well as info about the youth group they have).
Genial!
August 16th
Being Saturday, I had another day of rest ahead of me – genial! Rest is a relative term in this case though. I had a meeting with Claudia, one of the head bosses at the cooperativa to talk with her about work I could do with the cooperativa. Furthermore, I was to meet a Juan Bravo (awesome name) to discuss the aforementioned information. Additionally, Claudia mentioned that he could be a good person to be a judge in my local LEC competition. I’m looking for business savvy people, and he mentioned him as a good candidate – great.
I showed up punctually (I still have yet to figure out why I continue to do this), and Claudia told me I just had to wait a bit for him to get out of a meeting. He got out after 5 minutes, but then she told me to just wait a little bit so he could talk to some lady. Some 45 minutes later, she told me to come back in 30 minutes because the meeting was taking longer than they anticipated.
I appreciated the green light to go enjoy the sunshine, so I walked on back home to wait around there for a bit. My counterpart at Los Caraos called me while on my way home to ask if she could borrow my camera because he grandma had died this morning. She needed it immediately – there goes my free time.
I got back to the cooperativa on time (WHY?!?!) where I waited for 15 minutes before i could finally meet with this Juan Bravo guy. He had no problem with being a judge right off the bat, but I had to give him the whole Peace Corps schpeal – why I was there, what I’m doing, etc. He basically broke down all the operations of the cooperativa for me among other things. I was under the impression that they needed some help marketing sesame seed oil, but that is just not the case. The Body Shop bought paid for them to have a laboratory to maintain the quality of their sesame seed oil, and they ship it to 13 different countries. It’s 100% organic! So if you need sesame seed oil…I get a good price – a real good price.
He showed me around the facility where I got to see their first sesame seed press, storage areas, and all the new equipment and buildings they were constructing that body shop had funded. Not only that, but he also showed me a bunch of other experiments they were doing – namely, sesame seed wine…yes wine.
After the grand tour, I chatted with him about the state of the world economy, the fall of the U.S. Empire, who will take our place, etc. I found out that he didn’t even have a college education, but he was the president of the cooperativa, as well as the president of the entire organization – which includes 14 other cooperativas across the country. The business is the 3rd largest exporter in all of Nicaragua, and he’s the president of it – as well as a judge for my LEC competition! He also gave me his number and to give him a call whenever I’m in León, for whatever reason. I also found out that my host mom is his aunt – talk about good contacts!
After that, the day slowed down a whole lot. It rained a lot, so I ended up doing some yoga, watching a movie, and watching a couple of soccer games. After another round of the aforementioned, I watched the entire women’s Olympic marathon. Why? I have no idea.
I’m totally hooked on this powder soymilk stuff, now I am REALLY going to be a cheapo when I get back to the U.S.
August 18th through August 25th
I’m piling all these last 8 days into one entry for two reasons. One: I didn’t have my computer for 8 days, and two: it was incredibly boring and not journal worthy.
It all started on Sunday the 18th when I woke up after sleeping pretty well. I ate some breakfast – my usual or corn flakes, soymilk, and a cup of oatmeal and water. However, immediately after finishing my breakfast, I felt substantial pain in my lower abdomen. Attributing it to my breakfast, I shrugged it off and went along with my Friday. I did a couple of errands before I came home for lunch and to catch up on the Olympic games. I made myself a bowl of pasta for lunch, finished it, and that was the end of me.
I felt absolutely HORRIBLE after eating and was rendered unable to walk or breathe. I had immense pain down the entire right side of my torso, and was forced to lay in my bed to wait for the pain to go away…which it didn’t. I laid in bed for about 4 and a half hours, only moving when I decided to buy a box of juice of the pulperia, waiting for the pain to go away. I ended up getting a little worried when I got a fever of 102 around 6:30 at night, and decided I’d call the PC doctors.
The doctor told me I needed to go to my health center because she was worried I had appendicitis. My response to this diagnosis was, “Well, can I just eat something and come to the PC office in the morning?” which she answered with, “No, if you have appendicitis, you’ll die.”
So I headed to the health center on my bike with my host mom’s grandson and was almost incapacitated due to the pain. I couldn’t ride the bike without my stomach hurting. A quick exam in the health center yielded the same diagnosis that the PC doctors had for me – appendicitis, and I needed to get to the nearest hospital ASAP. The last bus had left Achuapa hours ago, so I was to be ambulanced to León, and then PC would pick me up there and transfer me to a hospital in Managua.
The ambulance had left for León already, and had to turn around and come pick me up (taking an hour to get back to Achuapa). There were 7 people in the ambulance – 1 lady on a stretcher throwing up, some guy sitting next to me throwing up, and a handful of other people. I had an IV in my hand to hydrate me because I was potentially having surgery as soon as I got to Managua. The ride was ridiculously bumpy because the road is unpaved, which caused incredible pain for my stomach (I felt like just rolling out of the ambulance and dying it hurt so badly), and my hand as well since the IV tube was flying all around the cab of the ambulance.
Magically, I survived the trip (the next time I just want to die in route) and met up with the PC medical officer in the León hospital and got in a car and hauled ass to the private hospital in Managua. I had no time to grab anything, so I just had a bag with a couple shirts and a pair of pants for my stay in the hospital. I thought I’d be there a couple of days, so I wasn’t too worried about what our employee threw together for me.
it was 11 PM by the time we got to the hospital in Managua, and I immediately had a huge gigantic needle put in my arm (where it’d remain the next 3 days), was administered a bunch of blood tests, and had my bladder filled so I could get an ultrasound. They also gave me an amazing painkiller, which came in the form of a bottle-sized syringe filled with relief.
The ultrasound took forever because they couldn’t find anything. Then the blood tests came back completely normal as well. Due to my immense pain, they gave me a CAT scan of my stomach to figure out what was wrong. Unfortunately, the CAT scan revealed a huge black mark in the area where they needed to see – so they couldn’t find out what was wrong with me.
I got to bed around 3 AM and was told we’d be conducting more tests in the morning. The day began at 5 AM with another blood test, and then they gave me a pitcher of horribly tasting medicine that I had to drink for another ultrasound. The second ultrasound came up negative again, as did 2 more CAT scans.
I laid in the hospital bed the rest of the day waiting for an answer – the doctor told me we’d try again in the morning.
That’s pretty much how my 6 days in the hospital went – tons of tests, no answers. On top of all that, I was confined to my hospital bed with an IV in my arm. But oh man did I become up to date on current events – all I did was watch TV for 6 days.
The weekend was pretty much the same thing except in a hotel room. They told me to rest, and I was still in pain so it really wasn’t much of an option. Friday I hung out in the PC office and watched TV and sat on the internet all day. Saturday, my friends Jenn and Dianne came and visited me in the PC office for the day (talk about fun, hanging out in the boring office). I had a hotel room to myself (without a window – a room without a view), and hung out there after I got kicked out of the office at 8 PM (apparently the streets are dangerous at that time so they want you to leave before then – wimps).
Sunday I had more of nothing to do, so I decided to go to Granada. Before I got sick, it was my plan to go to there to spend the weekend, so it was nice that I was able to see it even though I got sick. It’s just a 40-minute bus ride from Managua, so it made the perfect day trip. I met up with Liz, Avi, Katie Earle, and Dianne and we hung out for 4ish hours. I was the only one that was going to eat lunch, so we headed to a place where I could get a great hamburger. While we were there, we met a guy who was a Peace Corps volunteer in Ghana in 1999, and a Peace Corps recruiter afterwards. He was just visiting Nicaragua and told us he was going to buy us whatever we wanted, because he remembered how poor he was during his service. He bought us all around 5 beers each, bought my hamburger, and everybody else a hotdog, cheese fries, and nachos. It was really awesome, and just what I needed, particularly since I can’t drink in my site.
The night was boring once again as I just watched TV (but on a positive note, I watched almost every single televised Olympic match that there was), and went to sleep early since I had to go to the hospital the next morning for another blood test.
I took another blood test this morning which came back completely normal (surprise surprise), got a refund for all my expenses (I saved a TON of money being in the hospital for a week on the taxpayer dollar), and headed back to Achuapa.
Unfortunately, the bus from Managua to León took 30 minutes longer than it usually does, and the bus from León to Achuapa took an hour and a half longer than it usually does. As a result, I was on a bus from 1:30 till 8 PM – gross.
I got back to Achuapa where it was raining and completely pitch black, but managed to stumble my way to my house and into my room. Finally.
August 26th
I still feel kinda sick, so today I was pretty much bedridden.
The day started at 8:30 after what I thought was a good night’s rest. I was going to run a bunch of errands (i.e. catch up on everything since I was out of site for 8 days), but when I walk around my stomach starts to hurt. I met up with a couple of people who said they’d been asking all around town about me because they hadn’t seen me. Many other people knew I’d gone to the hospital and asked how I was doing.
I was left to my own devices due to my pain that won’t go away, or rather I was forced to sit around and read. When I was in Managua, I raided the Peace Corps library and grabbed the longest books I could find, so I had plenty of material. Additionally, my boss from CSU sent me a hundred billion newspapers, so I was able to keep myself occupied, and my mind sharp.
Word apparently made it’s way around the Peace Corps grape vine, and I got a call from 4 different people in the same house. The first call came from my buddy David who is out in Quilalí, Nueva Segovia. I’d talked to him for around an hour over the weekend about things, and we’ve been going through the same highs and lows, so it was nice to have somebody to relate to. He called to just see how I’d doing following my 8 days in Managua. Immediately after getting off the phone with him, I got a call from Oliver – my buddy from Masatepe. Next came a call from Kat in Estelí, then Dianne – everybody wondering how I was doing. I was also inundated with text messages inquiring my current status from people I hadn’t spoken with since training. Later that night, I even got a phone call from Sam out in Somotillo. Was good to get an update on people again.
Aside from the phone calls, I spent most of the day reading some book about the Galveston hurricane of 1900. It’s interesting how I went from being a kid who hated reading to being somebody who dies to get their hands on any sort of reading material.
I got a haircut and shave today for a dollar! I think the lady who cut my hair (she cuts hair and runs a hardware store – odd combination) is going to be a judge in my business competition.
A lazy day, but I’m left without much of a choice since I’m sick.
August 27th
I woke up at midnight from a phone call, and couldn’t really get to sleep the rest of the night. I think it’s a combination between being sick, and having all this free time to think about things. This is a blessing but also a curse. Too much thinking leads to excessive worry over whether or not I can make it 23 more months (I got to site exactly one month ago today). Furthermore, I think the pills I’m taking for my parasite (which I may or may not have) are messing with my thoughts/my head. I didn’t initially realise, but my irritability has skyrocketed since I started taking the pills. I was unaware of the severity of this unpleasant characteristic until I went to San Sebastian for my first class since I left.
After a quick phone call with Erick, our project specialist, I headed to the school the best I could (AKA, I was still feeling sick/not normal). I’m not as sociable as I normally am, which I attribute to my mystery illness and all around frustration with not being 100%. I got to the school to teach the class and ended up completely taking over the class because I wasn’t in the mood to improvise and jump in when my counterpart wanted me to. I ended up teaching the entire course (my life in 10 years) and was a complete and absolute jerk to my students. No, I’ll restate that – I was a complete @$$hole to my students that were screwing around. One of my students I completely tore apart because he wasn’t paying attention and wasn’t doing his work. I surprised everybody in the class (including myself) by tearing him apart. Like I said, it’s gotta be this medicine I’m taking.
I went home afterwards and started a new book (about the Mayflower – kind of dull) to kill time before I was to meet my counterpart at her house to help one of the business groups with their plan de negocio. However, when I showed up at her house, her daughter told me that she was at some teaching workshop…so I guess it was canceled.
I headed back home where I mixed in reading with some siestas (I’m constantly exhausted – can I attribute that to the drugs too?) before I headed back over to her house at 5 PM – when she was supposed to be there. She wasn’t there, so I just did a short planning session with another one of my counterparts, and headed home.
Tonight I found out that we got a new kitten. We originally had a cat named Garfield who died in between my site visit and when I came back, so I’d been having cat withdrawal. The cat is around 2 months old and extremely attention craving, which is a quality pretty much unseen in Nicaraguan cats. So instead of just lounging around, I decided to lounge around with the cat, which still has no name. It kinda reminds me of my cat Em in the States. The result? Markedly lower stress levels – noted.
I wish this stomach issue would resolve itself already.
August 28th
Today was the first day I was actually able to get back into my “routine”, if you can call it that.
I woke up around 6, way earlier than I wanted to, because of the flipping cows and their incessant mooing. My host mom’s grandson has around 10 cows, and there are in this grass plot that is adjacent to out house. As a result, I had 10 cows all within 15 feet from my window in a frenzy over some nonsense. Whatever their issue was, they wouldn’t shut up. For some reason, I never foresaw cows being a problem with sleep. I thought I’d heard it all – fireworks, roosters, chickens, dogs, people…but for some reason I’d never bothered to think that cows too could be yet another obstacle to the wonderful world of sleep. Oh how much I’ve learned.
Fortunately, I actually had my day start earlier since I had to teach a class at the institute near my house. I was less irritable today, which was good for a number of reasons. I wasn’t as much of a jackass to my students, and I could actually focus. Hell, after the class, I felt like I was back in the string of things and was actually starting to enjoy myself again, a feeling that has evaded me for the roughly the past 10 days (what with the mysterious sickness and all).
Following the class, I went looking for that last judge for my competition. I had a couple of people in mind for the last judge – the owner of the hair salon/hardware store, and the owner of the mini-super. Unfortunately, neither of them are available on the 8th, and I was referred to a Doctor Bonilla, a woman who owns the pharmacy in town, and is also the daughter of the owner of the mini-super. I’d never been to her business before, but after a short introduction of who I was, and my ‘objective’, she was on board and just told me to bring the information to her sometime in the upcoming week – sweet deal!
On the way back home, I got a call from Lucia, a woman who works in the MINED office, as well as my delegada. They both called to find out what my health status was. It was nice to see that so many people knew about what was going on and was concerned. I got a lot of “Gracias a dios!” and “I’m so happy you’re well!” That’s nice.
It appears my stomach pain has finally been beat into submission, so I decided it was finally time to head over to the bike shop to finish the conversion of my bike (which is still nameless). I hung out and talked with Rene for a little bit before we buckled down and tore it apart and turned it into a fixed gear. While I may have pretty crummy components, and a completely makeshift ‘track cog’, it does the job. It was really nice to get my type of bike back. It’s just one more of those things that makes Achuapa feel more like home, which some days, is exactly what is needed to simply make it through the day. The grand total of the bike came out to 950 cordobas, or roughly 49 dollars. Not too bad for completely redoing a bike. To bring it to an even 1000, I threw in a lock (to say it pales in comparison to my bike lock I have in the States is an overstatement, I could probably cut this lock with a butter knife), and 3 boxes of apple juice (you’d be surprised the random array of goods you can buy at any shop).
Overly pleased, and full of vitamin C, I headed home to catch up on some of those newspapers that Heather sent me. She sent me all these the daily Fort Collins Now newspapers, and the more I read them, the more of LOVE Fort Collins. I guess it’s one of those things where you never realise what you have until you don’t have it anymore. I always thought Fort Collins was incredibly boring and totally isolated. Well, I’m still pissed that there isn’t a bus that goes there from Denver, but other than that – I’ve fallen in love with it. Living in Achuapa has opened my eyes to all the things there are to do in Fort Collins. I’ve become so used to there not being anything to do, I’ve had to sit back and just enjoy what there is around me, lest I go insane. Now that I’ve been put in a situation like this, living in Fort Collins is a total cakewalk. It’s got everything I could ask for (minus the transportation to Denver). However, after a lot of consideration, I think I’m going to go back to CSU for grad school at the new School for Global Environmental Sustainability, or get an MA in environmental economics (the specialty of the CSU econ department). After working for a development organization, I realised that economic development is not a field I want to get into. Some way to incorporate my love for economics with environmental sustainability seems like an area that fits me like a glove, and would suit me perfectly if I were to return to Colorado/Fort Collins/Denver, perhaps the most beautiful places in the U.S.! Heather, keep the office chair warm – I’m going to need a job!
I headed to the gym for the first time in around 2 weeks where I ran into a couple of my students, and helped a couple of guys with their weight training techniques. After heading home and taking a shower (and coming out to see roughly half the girls that attend one of my institutes in my yard (AWKWARD, or in Spanish, INCOMODO), I got a phone call from my buddy David, surprisingly for the 3rd time this week. Unfortunately, he decided to Early Terminate his service and will be heading back to the U.S. sometime at the beginning of the week. Aside from myself, he was the last person I thought wouldn’t finish their service, but after getting over the initial shock, I understood why he was going. Peace Corps is definitely not for everybody, but service does help you open your eyes to what you do need, and what you do appreciate. Originally, I was planning on meeting up with David and a couple other friends in León next weekend, but that is getting expedited to this weekend since he’s taking off. At least I’ll be able to see him before he takes off.
The rest of the night was full of tons of rain (Tons as in we have sandbags in front our gate to keep the water out of the yard), and I hung out with our little kitty again (it’s named Cathy apparently). I’ve got a teaching workshop tomorrow so class is canceled (again – I haven’t gone to school on a Friday in a month), but at least that means I don’t have to take the bike ride along the ridiculously inundated road that goes to Los Caraos.
It’s easier to count how many weeks are left, just a pointer for those considering this career path (or rather, this 2 year plan).
August 29th
Today, with class canceled, I was fortunate enough to avoid the long bike ride to Los Caraos yet again. It’s not that I don’t like riding my bike, but the rock strewn road, combined with the insane amount of rain we’ve gotten just would make the ride unpleasant and well…dirty.
I did however have a workshop to attend, which I was bummed about. After spending an hour listening to the delegada for MINED speak about a literacy campaign, I found my counterpart who informed me that I didn’t need to be there because the workshop wasn’t applicable to the class I was teaching. Dammit. At least I was able to get out and enjoy the fresh air.
Before I went back home, my counterpart gave me the business plan of one of the groups at Los Caraos. I told all the groups that I’d be more than happy to look over their business plans before our competition (which is the 8th), so I was ecstatic to see that they’d done a draft that I could check. However, upon reading it, I saw how much work we really needed to do. They just don’t understand the math part of the business plan. This is my best group, so I was left with no other choice but to cancel the competition and change the date. I’d just gotten all my judges, tables, and everything. Then BAM! That hits me in the face. Not ready at all. Well, hopefully I’ll be able to get them back on track.
The next few hours of the day were spent running around town telling people that the date of the competition would be changed. It was the first hardcore riding I’d done on the fixed gear bike since I built it up yesterday – and it felt awesome! I’m becoming me again!
After my ‘errands’, I had a planning session with my professor from San Sebastian, which was lengthened due to a freak hurricane that showed up. Nevertheless, we planned 2 classes in a relatively effective manner. By effective, I mean that he understood everything. I’m finding it easy to plan with him because we’re roughly the same age. We also have a more ambiguous task to do with our 4th year students. They’ve already learned the material that we were going to teach them, so we have to create our own curriculum out of the LEC material. They aren’t going to be making their own business groups, nor will they be competing in the competition, so the whole point to the course is gone. On top of those difficulties, we’re not allowed to give any grades for the course. I need not explain how a class with no grades can create some substantial problems. However, after some brainstorming, we came up with a pretty innovative way to keep the students motivated and teach them the material at the same time. We’ll see how it goes.
Following my planning session, I just hung out with the guy who is going to open the hotel. We talked about some steps he needs to take to create his business plan, then they invited me for dinner (I saved a buck!). I also caught up on some of the news – namely John McCain picking the former Alaskan governor as his running mate. The only response I have to that – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That effectively ended my night.
Heather – I heard I got a package in my new mailbox. I’m guessing it’s from you. So thanks for that.
Phil – Good news. I’m hooked on Modest Mouse. I told you, it was just like Fiery Furnaces.
August 30th
Today I spent half the day simply killing time – because I was going to Leon. I was destined for bigger and better things!
That being said, the morning was spent reading newspapers until noon rolled around so I could catch the bus to Leon. I headed over to the CAFI headquarters to find out when I could reschedule my LEC competition, and to meet with one of my judges, Juan Bravo. Well, Juan Bravo had yet to arrive, and with rain coming over the mountains (in the form of terrifying clouds that seemed to crawl over the treetops), I got back on my bike (such a good feeling!) and headed back to my house. Not surprisingly, I had to wait out an epic flash hurricane-like storm…so I went back to reading the newspapers and magazines (Thanks Heather!).
Finally I caught the bus at noon and took the seemingly endless trip into Leon. Four hours later (30 minutes late), I arrived to meet up with Lindsay and Jordan where we spent the afternoon relaxing in our hostel. Once again, it was good to sit down and actually talk with fellow volunteers, particularly those that are in my same group. We got up to date on all the ongoings on our sites, our feelings about being in Peace Corps, and just any other news we had about other volunteers. Afterwards, we met up with the TEFL couple in Leon, Adam and Lara for dinner tonight and continued chatting about the aforementioned issues – but now we had new sources of information!
Overall, it was a low key day, which was just what I needed. Tomorrow we´ll meet with David one last time before he heads back to the U.S. after officially early terminating his Peace Corps service.
Phil – Two of my arrow keys broke, completely ending my Harvest Moon career. Sad day.
A Hospitalization
2008 22 AugustSo I don’t have an entry of the last 2 weeks because I left my site in a rush on Sunday. I had a mad stomachache the whole day, and upon calling the med office, they were worried I had apendicitis. I got ambulanced out of Achuapa to Leon at 8 PM Sunday, picked up in Leon by PC, then arrived at the pompous hospital in Managua for a zillion tests. I just got discharged today after 3 CAT scans, 2 ultrasounds, 12 blood tests, and a handful of other things, and they have no idea what’s wrong with me. I feel better than Sunday…but still have some pain in my stomach. They think it might be a tick bite or malaria…go figure.
So I’m going to be under observation until Monday morning. I’ll go back to the hospital Monday to get one final test (I hope), then maybe, just maybe I’ll finally head back to Achuapa.
Just thought I’d keep you posted.
Gram – I got your package. Thanks
Heather – I got 7 packages and 2 letters from you, including the one that went missing from May 3rd. Muchas gracias!
My new address
2008 10 AugustRichard Goggins
Apartado Postal 216
Leon, Leon, Nicaragua
Central America
I´m going to check this every 2ish weeks. So…send me crap.
Remember – Padre Richard Goggins, putting stickers on it, that sort of stuff goes a long way. Could be the difference between me getting the package and not.
An epic 21 page, 12,000 word journal post. Good Luck.
2008 10 AugustJuly 27th
With 5 people crammed into a TINY room on 4 beds, I slept like total crap last night. Owen and Avi got home and got to bed at around way-too-late-in-the-night, and this definitely impeded me from getting any REM sleep the entire night. I woke up at 5:30 ever though I didn’t have to leave until 10:15 for Achuapa, and was pretty productive.
I packed up all my nonsense, and after eating breakfast, headed over to the Peace Corps office with David and Patrick to repack our bags (all the volunteers had bags at the PC office), and then take off for our respective sites. We hung out for around 30 minutes before David and Patrick hopped a taxi to the bus station and left me solo. I decided to go back to the SBD hotel to say goodbye to everybody, then over to the TEFL hotel to hang out with them for a bit before I headed to the bus station.
After parting with the TEFLers, I met Jordan at the PC HQ and we walked to the UCA with all our gear. I ended up bailing a bag of books and my medkit since I’m getting a site visit from our program coordinator on Thursday. This was an awkward array of things, so to minimize the confusion, I duct taped everything together into a neat little ball of mess.
In the microbus, Jordan and I sat in back of former Nica PC volunteer. She was a Nica 36 environmental volunteer and was back in the country visiting. She gave us some pretty good advice/helped us pass the time with stories about PC.
Jordan and I split up in Leon and I hopped on a bus for Achuapa, completely dehydrated. Luckily, everything from an ice cream vendor, to a hot dog vendor, to a corn chip vendor, to a water vendor, to a fresh cow milk vendor, to a fruit vendor walked through the bus, and I was able to quench my thirst (with the water, not the cow milk). The trip itself was made a billion times easier when the driver threw in a Traci Chapman album that really helped time just fly. On top of this, I kept falling asleep, and the driver was driving ridiculously fast. We arrived in Achuapa 45 minutes early because of the breakneck pace the driver had, and I was able to be productive.
After unpacking my bag, I decided to head over to one of my counterpart’s house to chat with her, and let her know I was back in town. She joked with me a whole lot (I call her Profe Bromista), and told me she was heading to Costa Rica on Friday and was therefore canceling class for the following week – awesome. I’m not worried about her since she’s such a great teacher though.
Following my rendezvous with her (where I was given a free dinner), I went over to another part of town where I met the JICA (Japanese Peace Corps essentially) volunteer that is in my site. She’s a tiny Japanese girl named Noriko and speaks no English, but very warm and chatty. We negotiated an exchange of English for Japanese classes, and for some reason, I ended up teaching her and her entire host family a bunch of Czech and German words, because they were curious.
Eventually, I headed back home and decided to blog before jumping into bed for a great sleep (Si Dios Quiere).
July 28th
“Holy crap! I must have slept for 15 hours!”
This was the first thing I thought to myself upon waking up so incredibly rested. After sleeping 4 hours a night for the last week and a half, I was completely exhausted and could barely keep my eyes open at 9:30 last night. I’ve lost my clock or misplaced it, so it took a little while to consult the time. Nevertheless, I saw that I was completely rested and it was only 7:30 A.M. – I hadn’t even slept in! Double trouble!
My game plan is to save money by preparing my own breakfasts in the morning, so as soon as I got up, I threw on the clothes I was wearing the previous day and went to the mini-super to grab some milk. Right now we’re in a 15-day dry spurt called canicula (I think that’s how you spell it), and this meant one thing – another gorgeous day. The walk to the super was very pleasant and I was greeted by most of the people I passed. The super only had one half litre (or rather 473 ml, where the hell are my 27 ml?) of milk, and I was fortunate enough to get it.
On the walk to my house, some random guy with his shirt pulled up over his stomach came up to me shouting, “Oy chele! Repuso a Van?” Van was the last Peace Corps volunteer that was in Achuapa who left in March, and I’m replacing him. Apparently, the volunteer who lives in El Sauce told him that I was coming, and he was pretty excited. I chatted with him, Yader, and another guy on the sidewalk cleaning some shoes, Jorge, for about 10 minutes about what I’ll be doing in Achuapa, and how long I’ll be staying. There were real nice guys and I was able to pry out information about the owner of the gigantic bike shop down the street from my house. He told me that he was a really nice guy and that I could get a custom made bicycle to my liking there (I planned on going to the bike shop this afternoon, but I ended up unfortunately I didn’t have enough time).
I parted ways with Yader and Jorge, ate breakfast and then headed over to the elementary school in town. The school has a long history of working with PC volunteers, so I figured I’d continue the tradition. Unfortunately, the directora wasn’t there when I arrived, so I decided I’d come back later.
The next stop on my trip was to Instituto San Sebastian, one of the institutos that I’ll be teaching in. I have yet to establish a schedule there, so I wanted to get that all taken care of. The classes that I was going to teach all were taken out of the schedule since there was nobody to teach it, so as of now, there are some serious schedule issues – because there is no schedule. Furthermore, It turned out that the counterpart I was going to work with left when the class was canceled, so I was going to be working with another guy, Esteban. He’s a soft-spoken, but very nice guy and I went and observed a physics class he was teaching. He was giving classes to 5th year students (12 grade more or less), and since I’m going to be giving classes to them, I thought it’d be useful to observe their class. After around 30 minutes in the class, he asked me if I had any words for the class. I didn’t really, but after presenting myself briefly, a student said we should do an icebreaker. Fortunately, I’d done plenty of those during training so I busted one of them out. The class was too embarrassed to do the one I suggested (think of an animal that begins with the first letter of your first name, then make the noise that animal makes), so I busted out another one that more or less worked. It was fun and I got to know all 23 of the students in the class. This is a bummer for them as they were yelling random English phrases at me earlier in the day when I was walking to the super. That’s not going to happen anymore.
I headed back home to kill time until I was going to go back to the elementary school (at 2 PM), and ended up falling asleep for an hour. After our employee (Coco) woke me up to tell me lunch was ready, I chatted with her about her job prospects in the future. She’s thinking about joining the police academy since it pays a ton with regards to Nicaraguan standards (5,000 cords, or ~200 dollars a month). During the conversation, some random woman I hadn’t met came in looking for my host mom. She asked me what I was doing in Achuapa, and after explaining that I was the new Peace Corps volunteer and would be teaching business as well as advising small business owners, she got super excited. She told me that she had a business that received a machine to make milk colder before the pasteurization process. She buys milk from farmers in the campo around Achuapa, and then gets the milk (2000 litres of it) down to a certain temperature so she can transport it to Chinandega (a 3 hour truck ride). She got the machine to cool the milk from the NGO that I’m going to work with, The Millennium Challenge organization. The organization is a U.S. government funded venture that is striving to reduce poverty in Nicaragua by improving roads, highways, and providing capital to businesses in León and Chinandega. She told me that she’s President of the company and is able to keep her costs down because the tank is in the Casa de la Mujer (literally women’s house), which she is the owner of. After talking about virtually all aspects of her business, I told her I’d be more than happy to provide an analysis of her business in the future, which she was ecstatic to hear. Furthermore, she said that teaching women in the town about accounting or basic business courses would be something that would be popular. I’ve already got an awesome work opportunity!
I unknowingly spent an hour and a half chatting with the lady, and had to run over to the elementary school to meet the directora. Since Achuapa is wicked small, it took me roughly 2 minutes to arrive (score!), and there I found the directora sitting under a tree talking with one of the other professors. I chatted with the directora as well as 2 other professors for around 2 hours about absolutely everything – I’m gaining trust! It turns out that they have an amazing computer lab with 20 computers in the elementary school. However, the lab is only available for teachers and students. But guess who just became the newest teacher in the school? I told the directora that I was very proficient in Microsoft Word and Excel and that I’d be more than willing to teach a computer classes if they wanted…so…I think I just gained access to only computer lab in town (and it has internet!).
The meeting with the directora lasted way longer than I thought it would (2 hours), so after this, I headed home and took another nap. Immediately after nap numero dos, I decided to drop by my counterpart’s house, to see if maybe, just maybe, I could get free dinner from her (like I did last night). On the walk there, not even 2 blocks from my house, I saw that my life was complete – I found a gym. Not only is it a gym, it’s a GIGANTIC gym with tons of modern equipment! It rivals the one I was using in Denver, but just a little smaller! The muscular owner was the only person in there and told me that he charges 100 cords a month (that’s like 5 bucks!). Finding this out totally canceled any possible negative attribute Achuapa ever had (see: rain). My counterpart didn’t end up being home, so on my way back to my house, I stopped by the Japanese Peace Corps volunteer’s house to chat. I found her host dad, Hervin, sitting on the porch and he warmly invited me in to chat. I found out that he’d been saving for 8 years and in December he’ll be opening up a hotel 2 blocks from his house. It’s going to be two floors, have 15 rooms, and his wife will work at it during the week. He was excited at the prospect of me teaching him how to use excel and help him with accounting as well as a business plan and action plan. In addition to hearing this awesome news, he told me that he has an idea to start a honey farm with 200 bee hives, and wanted help executing his plan – could I have had any more awesome work opportunities fall into my lap? So hopefully I can work something out with him.
What an awesome day – it was probably the most productive day of my life.
Thanks for the text Hil! What did you mean by ‘strand-happy?’
July 29th
Oh wow did today begin early.
Today I had to attend a security meeting in León that was to start at 9 AM, and that meant but one thing – I had to leave really early. I ended up getting up at 3:15 so I could have enough time to get ready before the bus ended up leaving. I’d only slept around 5 hours and definitely needed a shower to wake myself up. I got in the bathroom and after dumping the first bucket of water on myself – the lights went out. So I put my clothes back on and hiked back over to my room and scrounge around for my headlamp. After this, I finished my shower without any further problem (aside from being unable to see anything). I got out of the house just in time to catch the bus as it was leaving (or so I thought). Instead of taking its normal route, the bus drove in circles around the town 3 times before actually leaving which left me directionally destroyed, as I had no idea where we were going. I even got so worried that I needed to ask somebody if the bus was going to León (as if there were so many busses to chose from). I brought an IPOD for the trip even though PC suggests that you not because it was just too damn early. The music kept me effectively distracted and I was in a semi-conscious state the entire ride (for the second time in a row – the trip just flies by why I’m not really awake).
I arrived in León around 7:30 – plenty of time to go grocery shopping for things that aren’t sold in Achuapa (see: most things). I ended up picking up whole wheat pasta (2.2 lbs cost 3 dollars – what a steal!), some peanut butter (JIF!), some bag milk (since it’s hard to come by here for some reason), and then some breakfast for the morning. I kind of cut it close on time and had to hurry up to the hotel for our security meeting. However, after exiting the super market, I became readily aware that I had no idea what hotel I was going with, or where it was. I remember looking at a map and seeing that it was near some church, so I hopped a camioneta bus (literally a flat bag pick up truck with a tarp over the back to protect us from the sun), and went to the central park. By some stroke of luck, the first hotel I stumbled into was the right hotel, and there I found all the other volunteers from the León region. I knew a handful of them from charlas they gave us when I was in training and chatted with them a bit. One of the volunteers, the one from CSU, is leaving for the U.S. on Thursday and gave me his 2 huge raincoats that he had since he won’t need them in Colorado (I later found out that in Achuapa we get approximately 2 meters of rain a year – that’s around 6.5 feet of rain in a year! Holy crap! Something tells me that raincoat will come in useful.
Our security meeting basically was just an overview of everything I’d learned in training – except this time it was for the volunteers. The chief of police from León gave us a huge presentation, the head of security at the U.S. embassy gave us a presentation, as well as the head of security at PC. Pretty standard.
The meeting itself was in our potentially new EAP location. The EAP location is where everybody in our department would get consolidated if PC decides that it’s too dangerous to be in our sites. Most of the time, this happens during hurricanes when PC deems it necessary to consolidate us all in one area. However the thing about this potential EAP site is that it’s a 4-star hotel. Due to this, the highlight of the whole day was the meal we got afterwards. It was amazing food and could definitely be deemed “luxurious”. Who’d have thought?
After the meeting, I hung out with a couple of the volunteers and went and grabbed a quick ice cream with them before hopping on the last bus for Achuapa. I didn’t have music this time, so the ride didn’t quite fly by. I did, however, seem to be on another planet or completely oblivious that we made a stop in the biggest town along the way to Achuapa – 3.5 hours in a bus just fly by now!
I got home and ate a good hearty meal before receiving a call from the Japanese PC volunteer who had invited me to a birthday party tonight. She said it was already over (even though I was told it started at 8), so I just decided to stop by her house for clarification. Turned out there wasn’t anything going on, so I just ended up meeting the lady who celebrated her birthday instead. She owns a pulperia down the street from my house and is definitely a good person to know if I’m starving to death, or something like that.
After this, I went to my counterpart’s house to talk with her about observing her class tomorrow. I brought my headlamp, which she continually referred to as my “facenta lampara,” literally my “stuck up lamp.” She said it was facenta because nobody in Achuapa has a headlamp like that – whatever.
Another busy day tomorrow. I’ll be happy when I can just chill our for once – I’m completely exhausted.
July 30th
Today I was finally able to get that 8ish hours of sleep I so desparately needed, but I still woke up tired. I guess I still have some catching up to do. I had to meet my counterpart at 6:45 at her house to go and observe the 4th year class that I’m going to be teaching…when I decide I’m ready to start teaching. I showed up at her house right on time (I’m assuming my clock is 10 minutes fast), and since I didn’t have a bike to ride, she just told me to take her bike to the school and she’d take the bus that goes there (which costs a ton).
I was pretty stoked that she just told me to go because she rides awfully slow, or rather, not Goggins speed. Riding solo yielded me clipping along quite nicely and arriving in around 20 minutes – not bad. I observed the class, which was in the older building of the school (which is in a very rural community). The building itself is pretty run down and the entire back wall of the classroom is made of cardboard. The latter characteristic I failed to notice until one of the students came in through a gaping hole that was in the wall. Nevertheless, the class was very well disciplined (this I attribute to my amazing counterpart – she’s on top of her game), and worked on their projects. In the middle of the class, the students told my counterpart that I was shy – so I immediately jumped up and did a dinamica with them. They then quickly learned 2 things – one being that yes, I can understand everything they say, and two; I’m far from timid.
After the class was over, I decided to head back to Achuapa since I had several other commitments during the day. The bus that goes to the school never showed up, so my counterpart ended up riding this enormous bike that was a billion inches too tall for her. So as I was leaving, she told me to take that as opposed to her bike. The bike was all spiffy with flashy red everything and surprisingly, it rode like a dream. This was clearly not your typical commercial off-the-shelf Nicaraguan bike. The high quality of the bike was evident in the ride, and I took advantage of this by riding even faster than I did on the way to class. This was also because there are a few hills that I took advantage of more than I normally would.
I was supposed to leave the bike at my counterpart’s house with her employee…but…the maid wasn’t there, so I left it down the street with some guys who said they knew who the owner was (I figured if they were lying, my counterpart would kill them, so I wasn’t worried about it). After this, I headed back home where our employee told me to try some random mashed up dish. It ended up being a mashed up corn type paste that had the consistency of mashed potatoes and the taste of…well, corn. I downed that and two ears of corn before heading off to Instituto San Sebastian to observe one of my other counterpart’s classes.
I found my counterpart outside and chatted with him a bit about pretty much everything. I wanted to find out why he wanted to teach the class since he was a systems engineer, and he told me that he was interested in starting his own computer repair shop. This was something I was unaware of, but super excited to hear. Furthermore, he said that he’d like to open a cyber in the town, but since there aren’t landlines in the town (I had no idea until today), if you want the internet, you have to buy a gigantic satellite (we’re talking around 10 feet across) to get the connection. Nevertheless, he said that a lot of people in Achuapa have computers, and nobody fixes computers there – so there’s demand. I really feel like I broke the ice with him with this conversation, particularly since he’s generally a really quiet guy.
Afterwards, I observed another of his physics classes (but this time to the 4th year students), and did a dinamica with the class that went over quite well. I say this because my intention, to learn (and remember) the students names and their favourite hobby, failed miserably. I had everyone in the group tell me the aforementioned information then proceeded to remember close to nobody’s name (however, since half of them said their favourite hobby was watching TV or listening to music, I was able to guess a lot of the hobbies), which resulted in lots of laughs from the students. All the better since I don’t food around with discipline in my class. That’s right, laugh it up now kiddos, because you’ll be crying later.
I headed to the elementary school afterwards to find all the teachers leaving and the directora asking me why I hadn’t shown up earlier, “I had a lot of commitments.” Me showing up was clearly of little importance to them as they proceeded to joke with me for the next 15 minutes about a myriad of topics. Since I missed the opportunity to meet other professors in the elementary school, I headed over to the bike shop to finally introduce myself – and this was a gigantic success.
The owner, Rene, had been good friends with the last Peace Corps volunteer that was in Achuapa, so I more or less had an advantage going in there. It was probably the strangest request he’d ever had, as I walked in and said:
“Hi, I’m the new Peace Corps volunteer, replacing Van. I’m also a cyclist and dying without my bicycle. So I was wondering if I could work here for free and you could teach me all the technical terms for bicycles because I’m having a tough time explaining bike things to people.”
This was clearly new, but after a couple of few minutes of talking, I was in the shop asking what every single tools and component for a bike was in Spanish, then telling him what it was in English. Furthermore, I was telling him all about bikes – types of bikes, how many bikes I had, etc. A short visit to introduce myself turned into me spending 2 and a half hours talking with him about bicycles, showing him all the tools I brought with me, and explaining what type of bike I was looking for. After explaining everything I wanted, he suggested I go to Estelí to check out the used bike selection they have there before having him make a bike for me. However, until he does make me a bike, he said I could borrow his awesome mountain bike and either of his road bikes whenever I wanted. What awesomeness!
In the middle of my 2.5-hour discourse, it began to rain – hard (2000 mm of rain, remember?). I wanted to head home, so I borrowed an umbrella from my new friend Rene, and walked through the hurricane-like rain back to my house. It rained so hard that the entire street going back to my house was under 2 inches of water – after 30 minutes of raining. After swimming back home, I grabbed my raincoat (thanks Mason!) and walked the umbrella back to the bike shop before returning home once again. I was the only person on the street and everybody who had a house on the street definitely watched me make my round trip journey to and from the bike shop 3 times. This yielded me striking up a conversation about how much I hated the rain with some random people who were standing on their porch. I tend to get the same answer – but if there’s no rain, there’s no food. To this I always retort back with “But you need the sun for food as well!”
Eventually the rain stopped and I checked out the gym down the street from my house (one block from my house, and one block from the bike shop!). There I found my counterpart from San Sebastian there working out, so I chatted with him for a bit before paying my membership fee. The process went like so: “How much does it cost for a month?” “50 cordobas” “Oh, I thought it was 100, do you have change?” “No.” “Ok, then I’ll pay for 2 months.” The guy then stuck the money in his pocket and that was that. He didn’t even write down anything, just said that was set. So now I’ve got everything I need in Achuapa – perfect.
The rest of the night I read, ate dinner, and got the rest I have been craving for oh so long.
July 31st
Today began easy enough, though I still was lacking that “Oh boy, I feel so rested” feeling. Nevertheless, Georgia, my PC program director was coming to Achuapa to bring up my things I left at the PC office in Managua, and also to meet up with my counterparts and my NGO.
She showed up at about 9:30 while I was hanging out in my room making a spreadsheet (well you tell me what to do with my free time). Our employee came and told me “A youth (joven) has arrived looking for you.” Huh? A joven? Who the hell could it be? And why did they come to my house? Do I need to look spiffy for this joven? Alas, upon further investigation, I discovered it was just Georgia.
I gave her an edited breakdown of how things have been going in my roughly 4 days at site and she was astounded to find out how much I had done so far, and the number of opportunities I had found. After brief analysis of my site, we hopped in the PC mobile to go over to meet my NGO at some place called CAFI. It’s some cooperativa in the town that sells all sorts of cool products, and is where a group that I’ll be working with congregates. Initially, we showed up at the wrong location and were directed to the “highway” (it’s a dirt road) towards Estelí. Apparently it’s the biggest building we’ll find on our right hand side – and indeed it was.
There we found my NGO counterpart, Ninoska, setting up a presentation for a group of farmers. After a short introduction we all got into the PC mobile and headed back “into town” (about 2 blocks) to talk with her over a coffee (which I don’t drink) at some coffee shop I had no idea existed. She broke down all the work opportunities I’d have working in Achuapa as well as where the groups need help. While discussing all of this, she mentioned that she would be heading over to the cooperative’s office (around the corner). We walked over there and while we were waiting for Ninoska to arrange our visit, a friendly man in army camouflage pants named Brigido greeted us. From what I gathered, he is the person in charge of organizing the international music festival that is put on in Achuapa every year. He said around 6000 people come to the fair (that’s almost double the size of the population of the city) from 13 different countries, an impressive statistic considering Achuapa is pretty isolated. After talking with him a bit, he brought up the need for translators – so guess what I’m probably doing at the festival. It’s a good thing to throw on a resume…if I really needed resume fodder.
While we were speaking to Brigido about the music festival, some couple walked in and hugged Brigido and started chatting to him. I don’t know what the connection between the couple and Brigido was, but it seemed like they were good friends. However out of nowhere the wife started speaking to us in English. After we told her we worked for Peace Corps, she mentioned her husband was a Peace Corps volunteer. We continued speaking in Spanish so Brigido could understand, only to find out that her husband was a Peace Corps volunteer in…Liberia. Whoops, we thought he understood Spanish.
Ninoska finally came back and said the lady in charge of the cooperative was ready to meet with us, so into her office we went. There she gave us a breakdown of the businesses that I had the opportunity to assess. Apparently there is a group of women that sells tea that needs help developing a business plan. Furthermore, there is a man who works in the campo of Achuapa that sells certified organic sesame seed oil. However, while he produces barrels of it, he doesn’t have a certified brand for it. He sells these barrels of sesame seed oil to Costa Rica (which then has a label thrown on it and is sold back to Nicaragua for a ridiculous price). The cooperativa and the producer don’t think there is a market in Nicaragua, and therefore are selling the product abroad – this is where I come in. My game plan is to get the information to show that there actually is a market in Managua – a huge one, or people that will buy his product, particularly since he had to go through such a thorough certification process to have the oil deemed “organic”. It’d be awesome if I could get him to get a registered brand for his product and find a place in Managua (I know a few) that would be interested in buying his product. Talk about potential!
In addition to learning about that awesome work opportunity, I was informed that there is a grupo de jovenes that lives in the complex where we met Ninoska in the building. Right now, it houses 23 youths who had interfamiliar circumstances/don’t have the opportunity to advance their lives, and all live together in this complex. They attend school in Achuapa in the morning, then receive life skills classes and other useful workshops and whatnot during the afternoon/weekends. As luck would have it, PC requires us to work with a group of youths, to try to set a good example, and teach them life skills classes. This is ridiculous – Achuapa fits me like a glove. Everything I want to do/am required to do is just throwing itself at me.
After this meeting, I told Brigido that I’d pass by the cooperativa to speak with him about the festival next week and we headed to Los Caraos to pick up one of my counterparts. We then went out for lunch before heading back to her house where we chatted for an hour and, strangely enough, peeled beans. It wasn’t what I thought I’d be doing, but my counterpart said she wanted to give Georgia some beans, so she busted out a gigantic sack of unpeeled red beans, and the 6 people that were there just peeled away for an hour. It was a strangely fun bonding experience.
I had a meeting with all my counterparts, directores, and the ministry of education delegate at 2 o’clock to clear up any and all issues my counterparts/myself may have. The meeting was quite brief and it answered a few of my questions, though I feel it was more helpful for my counterparts than it was for me.
Georgia dropped me off at my house afterwards with my block of things (I’d duct taped 3 bags and a medical kit together), and I went and rested. It was the first time that I’d gotten done with everything before dinner – exciting, I know. I read for a couple of hours before I remembered that I was running low on cereal. So off to the mini-super I went to get my awesome generic brand of cereal, only to find that they only had the brand name, and inferior tasting Kellogs Corn Flakes. Bummer. The box is half the size of the other one, and only costs 4 cords less. What a rip off. To hell with you Kellogs! You’re ruining my Peace Corps experience, and my budget!
On my way home, I decided to stop by Hervin/Noriko’s house since I hadn’t stopped by the previous day. There I found Hervin and Gloria (the lady who owns the milk cooperative) in front of their house chatting. We then talked for the next 30 minutes about things they could do, financing they could get, how to find a partner for their business, how to increase the profitability of their business, etc. In other words, we talked about things I wish I knew a whole lot more about. Fortunately, it’s all a learning process, and since I do know more about the process, and what options they have, I definitely have the opportunity to help them in some manner. However, they were pretty adamant, “You NEED to help me with this action plan!” they continually were telling me.
Hervin even brought me down the street to show me the hotel he was building. It’s far from what I initially imagined – it’s gigantic. It’s been under construction for 3 months and he has 5 rooms built already. It’s pretty much just the bare bones of the rooms themselves, but it’s really impressive. As of now, the plan calls for 5 rooms, a dining room, patio, washing area (for clothes/towels/etc.), and a path that goes past all the rooms and lined with plants. It should be amazing. He also told me if he gets a socio (a partner, I think. I’m forgetting a lot of English these days), he’s going to add 10 more rooms, a pool, and another gigantic patio. Talk about visionary.
After talking with Hervin for a bit, then talking with Noriko, Hervin invited me for dinner, or rather, he just told me dinner was ready. Woohoo! That’s one more meal I don’t have to buy. During dinner, I talked up a storm with Hervin’s sons – Hervin and Harbin. The conversation pretty much revolved around soccer, baseball, traveling, and other random topics for about an hour before I decided to head home – I was getting tired of hearing myself talk.
Another overly productive day. Service will fly by if these are how my days go.
August 1st
I was incredibly excited because I had nothing to do today – at least that’s what I thought when I woke up. Unfortunately, I had neglected to remember that I had to go to Los Caraos to meet my third year students. I’d slept so well (till 7:45 – is that a new record?), and had to move a little quicker since I left myself little time to get ready and take the 20 minute bike ride to the school. Rene, the owner of the bike shop, lent me the bike he built for his wife (which is just a beast), and after buying some bread, I returned home to eat a quick breakfast. However, our employee brought me an enormous cauldron-like bowl of soup. What better way to start your day than sopa de gallina? I was able to down about half of it before I had to kick it into high gear and finish getting ready.
Fortunately, I arrived at Los Caraos with 2 minutes to spare, but to rather odd conditions. Every student was outside with machetes, shovels, and pick axes, chopping away at grass, earth, and whatever seemed to be in the way. I asked my counterpart what was going on and she told me they were doing some maintenance. Upon asking her why she didn’t tell me this was what was going on, she told me, “Well, if I had told you, you wouldn’t have come.” Of course I’d have come – it’s my job. I don’t have a choice. She wanted me to machete away with the students, but I got out of it by chatting it up with the Vision Mundial person who was there supervising the work the kids were doing.
It became obvious that class wouldn’t be happening, so I asked me counterpart what the deal was, and she said I could go introduce myself to the students today. I presented myself for around 25 minutes in what turned out to be a very easy going/smooth session. I was quite proud of the way I was able to handle my Spanish and explain my life/the role I’ll have in the class. A couple of the kids asked if I played volleyball to which I responded with “Sí, ¿Cómo no?” This yielded me playing volleyball with the kid for around 20 minutes, and dominating them on that note. Nevertheless, I had to cut short my participation in the game since I had to get to the elementary school. I’d said I’d stop by this week to meet the professors, but always ended up showing up too late as a result of my other meetings. After dropping off Rene’s bike, I headed over to the school and got there a cool 40 minutes before school got out – awesome. The directora sent me over to meet the 6th graders – what I thought would be a brief introduction. This “brief introduction” turned into a 40-minute discussion about Richard, his life, the life of U.S. citizens, racism in the U.S., the geography of the U.S., why Richard isn’t married, and the new soccer team Richard is going to form. This soccer team wasn’t something I proposed – it was something that I just learned I was doing. The professor told the students, “Profe Richard will be forming a soccer team out of this class!” Taken aback, I responded with, “He’ll be starting a team? Well he didn’t know this.” Long story short – I guess I’m starting a soccer team. After the class was over, 31 kids, all of whom wanted to know the logistics of this soccer team that I just learned I was starting, surrounded me. I just told them I had no idea when I was going to do it and that I’d talk with them next week.
I was exhausted after this previously unplanned day, and immediately went home to eat lunch and read. After a couple of hours of rest, I dropped off a book at my counterpart’s house, and then went to the bike shop – to build some more confianza with the owner. This turned into a big English lesson while we watched the new Die Hard movie in Spanish. He also showed me how to build some bike wheels – an important skill for those of you out there that like bikes. This all killed about 2.5 hours, and killed enough time for the gym to open (which seems to open completely randomly and not on any set schedule whatsoever).
When I got back from the gym, the lights went out for the 3rd time in the last 24 hours…and…never came back on. I don’t know what the deal is, but the consistent electricity has definitely been and issue – and it robbed me of a full bag of milk that spoiled in the fridge.
Give me light!
August 2nd
My prayers were somewhat answered at 2 in the morning today when the power finally came back on. I was ecstatic, jumped out of bed (I think because my fan went on), and plugged in every electronic gadget I had. I then happily drifted back to sleep knowing I had ceased my dark existence that had been prevalent the last two days.
I woke up at around 8:45 (A new record), and decided that today, the only substantial thing I would do is tackle this book I’ve been reading. It’s about a guy who was an economic hit man and the current state of U.S. driven economic development around the world. After finishing it, it really made me question where I am going to take my career after my Peace Corps service. I’m not sure if economic development is what I want to do anymore.
Unfortunately, shortly after finishing my book, the lights went again. This was followed by the water shortly thereafter – major bummer. Since I’d been kicked back down into a more primitive existence, I figured I’d entertain myself by heading over to the bike shop. I showed up right when the bus from León was showing up to drop off a bunch of new bikes and equipment that he had bought. For the next 2 hours I just hung out with him and the customers while I kept practicing building a wheel. Aside from a little help, I put the whole thing together by myself and did a great job! What a triumphant mark in my Peace Corps/Bike mechanic career! In addition to learning about bikes and teaching Rene words in English, I’ve found that going to the bike shop always yields a free bottle of soda from him – definitely a plus, just another way I can save money!
I came back home after this and decided to take on another book – one about child soldiers in Africa. This book is about as warm and feel-good as it sounds so I only devoted a good half hour to reading it. Yoga seemed like it was in the cards, so I did that to kill some time afterwards. Magically, the lights came back on, but this was just a teaser – they went back out 10 minutes later and I have yet to see them since.
Gonna be an early night, given I’m lacking light and water. I might have to go into hibernation to survive.
August 3rd
Seeing how I went to bed so ridiculously early, I woke up at a pretty early. I had planned to do some chores…but…my motivation to do chores here is about as high as it is when I’m in the U.S., so that didn’t really happen. I set up my mosquitero and following a phone call from my counterpart, headed over to Los Caraos to “pasear”.
I had no idea what she was actually doing there, she just told me to go to the institute then to call her. After arriving there, she told me to go down a side road where I ended up rendezvousing with her daughter Lucy whom I followed to our ultimate destination – a farm. This farm belonged to the parents of one of the students in my 3rd year class, Adelki, and this is where I spent the next 5 hours.
They were going to teach me how to make tamales or something (I ended up leaving before they were made), and we made some chicken soup. It started out with me husking roughly 100 ears of corn for the tamales, which took about an hour. Then the mother of Adelki came by with a chicken and tried to wedge its feet in between two logs while she put it out of its misery. The chicken didn’t take this very well and flipped out. The solve this problem, she grabbed it by its next and swung it around much like a child’s toy its neck was broken. Gross. I was really in the mood to be vegetarian after that one. It didn’t help that the chicken was twitching on the ground for the next 15 minutes either. When it finally succumbed to extreme adversity (I feel a broken neck qualifies), and after I got the stomach back, I went back to husking corn before feeding the husks to the cows. Had no idea cows ate corn husks – you learn something everyday. The rest of the time I spent here was much of the same – chatting with my counterpart and her friends, laying in the hammock, and being bewildered that I was on a farm killing chickens and making a fresh meal – literally. For the record, a fresh meal takes roughly 4 hours to make. On that note, I’d like to send thanks to the owners of grocery stores around the world.
When I left, the sun was at its hottest, and the ride back to Achuapa was absolutely brutal. The trip into town took roughly twice as long as it should, and left me pretty dehydrated. As I sluggishly made my way back to my house, I ran into Brigido, the man in charge of the music festival that will be going on this upcoming weekend. He brought me into the building, which will be the information center for the festival and showed me all the t-shirts, programs, and other information that will be available for the upcoming festivities. The t-shirts are great and are only 50 cords! Score!
After stopping by the bike shop and chatting with Rene for a little bit, I headed home and watched one of the many movies I brought with me. The power went out for the 5th time in 4 days, so that meant I’d be eating dinner in the dark again. During dinner, more bad news came. Our employee advised me that I have to move out by the middle of November because the son of my host mom will be coming to live in her house, therefore I’m getting the boot. This was a tad disconcerting, since I was planning on living with a host family most of my service. While this was a major bummer the day ended on a better note as I found out from one of the people I know in town that his grandmother could rent me a room if worse came to worse.
Phew.
However, if I end up renting a house instead of a room, I’m definitely going to have no stove or refrigerator. On that note – send money.
August 4th
All the housing nonsense gave me some pretty hardcore nightmares. However, they all came in the form of every potential landlord charging me $100 a month for a room – more than half my salary. Some people have the boogeyman, I have…well, a Peace Corps salary mixed with high inflation. An experience for sure!
Fortunately I woke up from my nightmare. However, I was kind of still living it, so I was pretty stressed for much of the morning. The housing worries combined with the isolation from other volunteers finally setting in stressed me out a bit. At first I didn’t know how to handle this, but remembered that the best way to handle these things is by keeping busy.
I had a class to observe at 11 AM, which was 2 hours away. I’d tried meditating to clear my thoughts, but the culmination of all my concerns was too intense to ignore – so I headed to the primary school. I was killing two birds with one stone by playing this card – I was getting my mind off of what was bothering me, and I was gaining trust of the directora, which means I can use their computer lab.
The directora was surprised, yet pleased to see me (see? Already gaining that trust). I told her I wanted to meet every professor in the school, so she walked me around to each classroom to introduce myself to the professors. I even went to meet the preschool teachers that were in a building down the street. In addition to the soccer team I was told I’d be starting, I think I’m going to do something like RIF (reading is fundamental) to try to promote reading among the students. We had a program in elementary school where we got pizza certificates for reading, and I think a similar type of incentive-driven program could definitely work here. If it did actually work, that’d be awesome.
After meeting all the professors, I headed over to my institute to try to figure out a schedule to teach there. After a few roadblocks, we finally hammered one out and I headed back home to kill a couple of hours before I had to go back to the school to observe a class.
Watching a movie (Lost in Translation – how appropriate!) during my break helped me feel positive again, and the rest of the day was cake. I was finally able to meet my third yesar students and was able to play a dinamica that they all loved. To make things easier, I know 3 of the kids in the class already. Furthermore, I’m really good friends with their father, and might end up living with them or their grandmother. I own them! If there was ever a hint that they’d be a discipline issue, any idea of that ever happening just flew out the window. After this, I picked up an Achuapa Music Festival shirt and then headed to the gym.
At the gym, the guy who I’d paid my “membership” to (yes, that no questions/no forms businessman) greeted me with a “Hey buddy, how are you doing?” This caught me off guard, but after talking to him for a good half an hour, I learned that he’d studied English for 2 years in the university in León, and will be moving to San Francisco in December to live with his mom. His English is phenomenal, and it actually helped both of us since I’d been missing it as of lately.
The rest of the day consisted of me doing an encuesta of Ervin (the father of 2 of the kids in my class), and then hunkering down after the rain knocked out the power (but it was only our for an hour – a new record!).
Oh yea – today, I ate fish eyes. A new experience.
August 5th
Unfortunately my dreams were once again plagued with thoughts about my housing situation, as well as other issues I have to deal with. I rolled out of bed at around 7, giving me about 4 hours before I’d have to observe my class in one of my institutes. Unfortunately, now I can only get 200g boxes of cereal – and I’m dying. Half a box of cereal is a Goggins size bowl of cereal. All this means is that eating is just that more expensive, as if inflation wasn’t enough to worry about.
I headed to the institute a little earlier to make a good impression and to talk with my counterpart for a bit…only to find out that the class I was going to observe is already finished. They ran out of material, so they ended the class – so I didn’t observe anything. The directora is the daughter of my host mom, so I spoke with her a little bit about their broken computers they have in the computer lab, and she asked if I could help with it – I have no idea. I said I’d look into it, so I headed over to the primary school to talk with the guy who runs the computer lab there, and to also remember what the internet looks like (since all the kids were using the internet). He told me that it was a physical problem and that the computers needed to be upgraded to be of any use to the school. In other words, they need money – something I have none of. Who knows though, maybe I’ll be able to work with the ministry of education and get some kind of funding for a lab.
After dealing with all of that, I headed back home and sunk back into my “Oh my god, I’ve only been here a week and I’m dying” feeling. My attempt to alleviate this problem initially was by listening to some music, but that just left me to think about everything. Needed more sensory stimulation led me to the living room where I found consolation by watching 3 hours of the European figure skating championships. I’m not going to question why I felt better afterwards, but thankfully I did. After that “mentally trying” figure skating marathon, I took an hour nap before heading over to my counterpart’s house to plan for our next class we have to give tomorrow.
The planning session was terrifying at first because it seemed like I’d be there forever, but after about an hour of discussion, and explanation of the theme (Marketing. Coincidentally the only topic I can confidently discuss in Spanish). My counterparts played ignorant in the beginning but in the end they through together a lesson plan and understood everything I explained to them the first time – it was amazing. I was able to get out of there after an hour of planning, definitely a new record for me (whether I was planning by myself or with somebody else).
Aside from watching another movie, I had some correspondence with Dianne, Nikki, and Joanna Pezko – thank god, outside contact, in english.
Rough week so far.
August 6th
After phone conversations with other volunteers last night, I woke up worry free and without the feeling of isolation that I’d been hampered with since the weekend.
I was going to ‘observe’ the first class that I helped plan and got out the door pretty early. Being Mr. Puntual, I arrived with 5 minutes to spare – like a good American. My counterpart showed up 30 minutes later and then the class was a little choppy. We’re having some serious communication problems that I’m going to have to address in the upcoming days. Hopefully then things will flow a lot better.
While the class went pretty well, I was pretty eager to get home, get out of my work clothes, and chill out. Nevertheless, with my route home being a dirt road in the middle of farm country – I of course encountered a problem. This problem came in the form of a group of 200ish cows and horses walking down the road. Since I was riding a bicycle, I didn’t quite have the presence that a car has…so the cows didn’t move. I ultimately got by them by getting out of their blind spots so they could see me really close to them, which terrifies them. It’s works almost like a chain reaction – one cow sees me and takes off, but there are cows all around it, so it runs into others, frightens them, etc. It essentially turns into a huge ruckus and you have cows facing the opposite way mooing in angst/frustration, but whatever, I got through.
I went home and strangely went to my newest favourite past time – watching figure skating. For about 2 hours I melted my brain/calmed down via that medium before I headed to run some errands. While on my errands, I ran into Pedro, a guy who works for Fundación León 2000. It’s an organization that provides all sorts of financing/technical help to small business owners, which is exactly what I need for a guy I’m advising. I got his number and told him I’d give him a call so we could schedule a meeting – only to realise I didn’t actually save his number in my phone. Well, at least I know the resource is out there.
I watched TV for a bit longer before one of my counterparts showed up to plan our first classes. After we figured out that we’re pretty much the same age (we both thought the other one was 30), our relationship became a lot more cordial and easier to deal with. So the planning session went really smoothly, and I’m really looking forward to working with him the next 2 years. While he doesn’t know anything about business, he’s got the skills and personality to make this a huge success.
After our meeting, I watched some Deadliest Catch (the Spanish title directly translates as ‘Deadly fish”), and then got to watch my favourite show – Man vs. Wild (the Spanish title directly translates as “A test of everything” – uh….wrong). I then headed off to do the least sustainable activity in my routine – I went to the gym. I refer to it as unsustainable simply because the amount of sweating that goes on is unreal. I didn’t know my body held so much liquid – in other words, it’s disgusting.
After that, I headed over to the house of the guy that I’m advising, only to run into Brigido, the man in charge of the international music festival that is occurring this Friday and Saturday. They said they were excited that I could work as a translator and told me that my job would be to translate for people that were registering – phew. I had been worried that I’d be up on a stage translating for people, so this is definitely a lot easier. Oh yea, padding the resume. The rest of the day was pretty much down time – but at least the isolation feeling is gone (for now anyway).
August 7th
I underwent the normal daily routine and got to school at 7:45 to observe my first class at the institute 30 seconds from my house. My counterpart is really soft spoken, so I was a tad worried about how things would go…and it turned out pretty much the way I anticipated. There are a few things that I will be changing in classes where I play a major role (aka, when I’m not observing), and additionally, I’d like to observe. I ended up teaching some of the class because my counterpart wasn’t clear on the material – my number one objective before every class. This seemed to be lacking with both my counterparts so far, so I’m going to drive this home. There are some PC volunteers that want to do a lot of teaching and don’t mind getting up in front of the class and teaching the material. I on the other hand am not like that. I don’t mind getting up there and laying down the law while teaching the material, it’s just that it’s anything but sustainable. When I leave, these teachers need to teach the material by themselves. That’s my goal, and it’s not an easy one.
I had a plan to meet with Brigido at 10 today, so after chilling out at home for a bit, I headed over to the newly transformed festival HQ to find…it wasn’t even open. Oh Nica time. I figured the office would open…eventually, so I decided to go buy another overpriced box of Corn Flakes for tomorrow.
(Warning – tangent)
The weird thing about prices in Nicaragua (well more so in the supermarkets in big towns, since there is no pricing methods in the pulperias in small towns), is that when you buy in “bulk,” or rather, the biggest sizes, it’s more expensive per unit than buying a smaller size. This is completely contrary to what we encounter in the U.S. Furthermore, per unit cost isn’t even advertised here which leads to the assumption – bigger bag, bigger price. I’ve noticed that per unit prices aren’t taken into consideration. Many tend to flock to a brand name before anything else, regardless if the quality of the brand name is better or not. Oh the power of marketing.
Anyway, on my trip to buy breakfast, I found a randomly located “supermarket” that reminded me more of a hardware store that sold food (just because of the layout of everything and the fact that inquiry is necessary to get anything you want – as if milk or a bag of straws is some sort of specialty item. Good thing the most embarrassing thing I bought was a can of apple juice and a bag of straws.
After my adventure at the supermarket-hardware store I headed back to festival HQ and discussed some small details about my job tomorrow – come back for a meeting at 5. Ok, I can do that. Due to the close proximity (next door), I headed to the bike shop afterwards to build a couple of bikes. I hung out and chatted with the owner while we built up this gigantic Chinese bike (this bike is too big for half the population of China), which I’ll be using until we get all the components together for my bike. I got to learn a lot more of the technical words as well as got the cogs in the brain rolling again. It’s good to finally get back into bike maintenance/bike riding again. It was really doing a number on me being away from my favourite activity for such a prolonged period of time.
I headed home afterwards to eat lunch, and also watched some ridiculous Chinese action movie that I totally didn’t understand (I wasted 4 hours of my life). I heard from the directora of one of my institutes that there is a workshop for all teachers tomorrow (everybody was told today), so my classes for tomorrow are canceled (awesome!). However, instead of attending the class, I have to attend a 4-hour teaching strategy workshop.
I headed to the meeting for the festival volunteers at 5 to find that…I was the only one there – big surprise. Punctuality is worth pretty little here. I stuck around for an hour and 10 minutes talking with one lady who’d been there all day working. I got a free tshirt for volunteering tomorrow, then for volunteering on Sunday (a hideous neon green colour – god it’d go good with my pink Goggins hat), so I my spirits were still high. The festival includes a horse parade as well as around 5 other activities that will take place Friday and Saturday, from 6 AM to around 2 AM everyday. I’ll probably work a majority of the time since…I’m the only one who is super fluent in English, but whatever, it’s a good way to help the community. I learned that 7,000 people attended last year, and that they’re expecting at least more than that (attendance has increased by about 500 people every year, including 2000 people last year), from at least 10 different countries. Due to the rising popularity of the event, the Nicaraguan minister of culture will attend as well as several other high-ranking government officials. Not only that, but there will be journalists from 10 different papers, and the every hour of the festival will be filmed. I’m pretty excited about the experience.
That pretty much brought an end to the night. This weekend should be nuts.
August 8th
Today was foreigner day in Achuapa – at least it should have been.
The day started out in the normal methodical way, except this time I was able to get up a little because there was a workshop for all the teachers in the municipality. I caught a part of the Olympic opening ceremonies while I was waiting to leave, and that made it even harder to leave (particularly since it was raining). I punctually arrived at the taller (why?) only to have it start and hour and a half later because the facilitators had not yet arrived. The facilitators ended up being from Spain, and it was nice to see some other cheles (white people) in Achuapa, even though they were native Spanish speakers. The taller I attended (we had a choice of 5) was about logical reasoning (I didn’t stick around long enough to find out what that actually meant), but for the hour I was there, we just talked about terrorists in Spain, unjust laws in Spain, U.S. imperialism, and whatever other questions she could ask me about since I was the U.S. expert in the room. Other topics such as the election, the war in Iraq, the 1898 bombing of the U.S. Maine in Cuba, and the literacy campaign in Nicaragua in 1981 were also covered. Some of you might have noticed a trend here – no common theme (maybe anti-US?).
Luckily, I was able to bounce out of there at 10:30 just when we started doing the really boring stuff. I dropped off my stuff at my house, swapped shirts, and then headed over to the welcome center for the music festival for my shift. We did a lot of nothing for about an hour, and I started questioning why we needed a translator. All doubts were put to rest as a group of 40 people (none with any knowledge of Spanish) stumbled into the office. It was a volunteer group based out of England that was going to spend the next few days in Achuapa. We got bombarded with English speakers for the next 3 hours and I was effectively beat at the end of my shift. By the time my shift was “over” (I worked sporadically for the rest of the night), we had representatives from 22 different countries (Malaysia, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, South Africa, Bermuda, Slovenia, and Poland to name a few) in attendance.
I ended up meeting TONS of people the whole night long, as well as making tons of connections. One was a reporter from Channel 51 in León who is filming the entire festival this weekend. We hung out for a couple of hours, talked about a wide variety of topics, and I even got a free soda out of him. In addition to becoming good buddies with the people I was working with (one who works in the Ministry of Education office), I ran into a bunch of my students, counterparts, colleagues, neighbors, and other people I know or know me. I even had people coming up to me calling my name on the streets telling me that they had a room for me to rent whenever I wanted to move out of my host family house.
On top of the millions of Nicaraguans I talked with all day long, being the official translator of the music festival, I was dragged all over the place translating for people. Even more, a lot of the visitors to the festival made me the go to guy for absolutely any question that could be asked in English. As a result, I spoke tons of English (needed that) the whole day, mixed in with tons of Spanish. I might even go as far to say that it was the most talking I’ve done in one day in my entire life. I seriously could never go more than 10 feet without stopping and talking to somebody about something. Furthermore, I met a lot of teachers from the states, their students, and random world exploring couples.
I mixed all of the above in with sporadic trips to the main stage where various old people were playing (today was viejitos day) all sorts of instruments. There was even a guy from Arizona playing a banjo! It was a really fun filled event that included to organizer of the event coordinating absolutely everything, yet still having time to be on stage singing, playing the guitar/the accordion, and dancing – that guy is superman.
Towards the end of the night (well, my night anyway), while talking with an American couple that was locked out of their housing place, the police chief of Achuapa (Richard), the police chief of El Sauce, and another officer from El Sauce showed up. I ended up talking with them for a while and found up several surprises from them. First being that our police chief studied in a police academy for 2 years in northern Germany in the 1980’s, and the deputy from El Sauce attended junior and high school in the U.S. – so he spoke English. He studied in San Francisco, but had a wicked New York accent, which I totally didn’t understand. After chatting with him a bit longer, I discovered that he had served in the Marine Corps for 5 years with a group based out of New Jersey – how random.
Definitely an awesome day.
August 9th
Today was more of the same – more music festival. Unlike yesterday though, there wasn’t much translating that was needed. In fact, I don’t think I did any translating the entire day. The whole day though, I met a lot of people that would make awesome contacts for the future. One is the host of her own TV show, and told me whenever I’m in León to just give her a call. I also met an American couple that lives in Managua. Her boyfriend didn’t speak any Spanish, so I helped him out a little bit. It turned out that his girlfriend is the co-director of the U.S. millennium development project that is in my department in Nicaragua. Coincidentally, the millennium development project is my counterpart organization that I’m working with, so she is probably the best person I could’ve met. Another notable person I met was the president of the Nicaraguan theatre organization – somebody who was completely taken aback to discover that I spoke Spanish.
Aside from meeting all my good contacts, I spent most of my day hanging out in the information office helping people register for the festival and buy t-shirts. Brigido, the guy who organized the festival, wanted to show the people from the television station a scenic view of Achuapa, and invited me to go as well since I’d been hanging out with all of them the past 2 days. The scenic point was only 7 km away, but took an hour to get there since there really was no road to get there. Or rather, there was a road, but it was more for a rock climber than for a truck. However, once we got up there, it was well worth the trip. For anybody that wants to visit me, we can go see it – if you’re down for a 2-hour horse ride, maybe we can go camping on somebody’s property there too. Seeing Achuapa from that point really put into perspective how untouched the entire municipality is, it really is just gorgeous.
I decided to turn in a little earlier tonight even though the festival will go on for the next 5ish hours. I figured I had an excuse since the town is 4 blocks long, and I can hear everything anyway. What a good (and busy) weekend!



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