And one more post…

2008 30 June

So I’m off to Achuapa via Managua for my site visit tomorrow. From what I’ve read, there’s no internet in my town so…I’m guessing the earliest I’ll be posting will be Sunday. The game plan is to go to Managua tomorrow where I’ll meet the directors of the 3 schools I’ll be teaching at, establish what our goals are for my 2 years of service, and then Wednesday morning, I’ll take off for my site with my counterparts (or in this case, my directors). I have a host family set up for me that I’ll pay 800 cordobas for 6 weeks, not including meals. After the first 6 weeks in site, I’ll have the option to continue living with them, or to find another place to live – but that’s a ways away to be thinking about.

My address won’t change (unless I decide to get a PO Box in Esteli, or somewhere closer), so for now my address is still the following:

Richard Goggins, PCT
Voluntario del Cuerpo de Paz
Apartado Postal 3256
Managua, Nicaragua
Central America

Send me crap! Almonds, Clif Bars, and nutritious food! I need fortified food! Oh, on that note – send me multivitamins!


Some more random pictures from the archive

2008 30 June

I’ve been getting the good pictures from all my friends, so here’s a random array of photos.

Nica 47

I conquered Volcan Masaya!

Nica 47 at the Volcano

La Boquita

More Boquita

Don’t be fooled. You pay for the shade.

All of the sites for Nica 47. I’m to the north of the smaller lake.


Terrifying spiders and rabies

2008 30 June

June 28th

Well the day started really early today  – 3 AM to be exact. I went to sleep around 11:30 last night only to awaken really early because I had so many things on my mind. I thought knowing my site would be better since I could stop worrying about where I’ll be. But now I’m thinking about how I’m going to visit people, stay sane without any volunteers near me, and what I’m going to cook for 2 years (aside from eggs). All these thoughts yielded me waking up and reading my entire site packet, consulting a map of Nicaragua to see where all my friends are, and looking through the Nicaraguan guidebook I have – all by the light of my headlamp (first time I’ve used it!). This was meaningless worrying, but it got the best out of me and I never really was able to fall back asleep. Oh well, there’s still tonight.

Upon ‘waking up’ at a legitimate hour, I decided I’d read my newspapers that my boss at CSU sent me, as well as take a picture of all the clif bars and stuff she sent me. I grabbed my bag and opened it up only to have a gigantic spider run over my hand. I threw my bag on my bed to get composed, but then was left with a problem – the spider was still in my bag. I decided to clear the floor in the living room and to empty my bag’s contents onto the floor so I could kill the spider, which didn’t really work. I dumped everything on the ground, and the spider didn’t drop out. I shook the bag again and out it came – a brown spider that was the size of my hand (I have huge hands), and hauled ass across the floor and under a char. If I had to describe it, I’d say it was like a skinnier, faster tarantula. I’m going to do some research to find out what it was next time I’m online. But whatever it was, it freaked me out, and it was now underneath the chair. This is when I busted out my camera and tried to document the murder of this spider. However, this too didn’t go according to plan as my efforts to find the spider were completely thwarted. I destroyed this chair, coated it with spider killer, beat the crap out of it with a broom, and still couldn’t find a body. I was ready to haul the chair out into the yard to set it on fire, but rmy family rejected this idea.

After my terrifying morning incident, I got ready and headed over to Niquinohomo to drop off some pictures to my friend Joanna. We hung out there for a little while (as a temporary hurricane showed up), then headed back to Masatepe where I helped her get her bearings in the town (isn’t it a little late to be getting your bearings?). Going to the grocery store, ATM, and various shops, she hopped on the bus and headed to Catarina and I headed back home.

The rest of the day I banged around on my host dad’s bike, hit up the internet café, watched a movie (Goodbye Lenin), and did some exercises. The rain showed up again and unfortunately prevented me from taking a walk through the farmland to the west of Masatepe. But all is well, as I’m pretty sure I’m going to do that tomorrow. It never really stopped raining tonight, so my plans of doing…well…anything, were thwarted by the Nicaraguan ‘winter’ weather. Why am I losing sleep now?

June 29th

Today I resumed my sleep schedule of the past – waking up super early, 5:45. Must be something in the air, water, or tajadas, not quite sure. I did some tidying up and got myself all organized (since I’ll be packing some bags to bring to on my site visit Tuesday), and did some yoga/tried to become more comfortable with the ground after finding the mutant spider in my bag.

Dianne showed up later and we hung out at the house for a while/hung out with William. After going to the cyber, we went and picked up some food for the trek/walk we were going to take. It ended up being a lovely mixture of Hi-C juice, water, butter cookies, and Clif bars (thanks Heather), but we felt it would hold us over.

The hike is a path to the west of Masatepe through the farmland and is what really comes to mind when you think of Peace Corps. There are all sorts of crazy plants the completely engulf the path with shade, it’s a treacherous dirt road with 2 completely monstrous hills, winds through a incredibly green valley which is nestled in-between 2 tropical fruit farms (I think pineapple and banana fields). We hung out there for a couple of hours and then headed back to catch the Spain vs. Germany Euro Cup championship game – well that’s what we thought. We ended up arriving just in time for the awarding of the championship trophy to Spain. My host brother told me the game started at 2:30, when it actually started at 12:30…so…wasn’t able to catch the game, so I killed him.

Anyway, Dianne took off around 4 and I headed over to Owen’s house to find him playing his guitar (that he bought in Masaya for 50 dollars), and doing virtually nothing. I hung out and chatted with him about the sites, people, and what the hell we’re going to be doing the next 3 weeks (the answer is nothing). Kat (She’s going to live closest to me out of all the volunteers in our training group – 2 hours away in Estelí), gave me a call (after calling me earlier to tell me she was making chocolate chip pancakes) to say she was in Masatepe at Perry’s (a TEFL volunteer) house. I was riding my dad’s bike so I got over there in a matter of minutes (all uphill on the bike, felt awesome – I haven’t lost a beat), to find Avi standing outside talking to somebody. Coburn, David, and Kat were all hanging out there and wanted to grab some dinner, so Avi and I accompanied them for a short bit before we realised we were too starving to stick around any longer. I decided to head over to his house to pick up Danica’s camera (it has awesome pictures on it, but alas it didn’t work on my computer). We chatted the whole way back about sites (it’s the topic of choice lately), and narrowly avoided being struck by every car, bike, and mototaxi on the road. We sat and talked to Avi’s host mom for a bit before I took off and encountered an unsuspected experience.

I got maybe 10 feet from Avi’s front gate when something sharp hit my heel – then it growled. I turned around to find that a tiny dog had run up, bit my foot, and then casually walk away. I was kind of shocked about what happened, so it didn’t really register. I thought maybe he struck me with his claw, but I couldn’t figure out why a dog would run up and stab me with a toenail, so I decided he probably bit me. The wound really burned as I kept riding, so I would need to address the issue when I arrived back home. I’ve already received 3 rabies shots (out of 4), but I wasn’t sure what I’d need. After calling the emergency medical officer she told me I’d need to clean the wound and I’d need to get to Managua in the morning for a post exposure rabies shot. However, we have training tomorrow afternoon, so I was able to convince her to give me a shot then instead. Pinche Richard wins again.

It’s nuts how many totally random/crazy things have happened to me since I’ve been here – riding with mal-intentioned taxi drivers, being pursued by dangerous people, and now being attacked by a dog and exposed to (maybe) rabies. Crazy. What an experience!


Achuapa, Leon!

2008 28 June

Images of Achuapa (Click the second picture to see the full photo)

Achuapa, Leon

June 27th

After 5 different dreams of how we got our sites, I finally woke up at 6:30. It was the only thing I was thinking about the night before, and it was the only thing on my mind the entire night as was evident from the dreams I had. I was flipping out, not because I was scared about what site I was getting, but because I just wanted to know. I was completely mentally and physically exhausted from speculating.

Jordan (who was surprisingly ready on time today) and I caught the bus to Olla de Barro at around 7:45, to go and learn our fates. On top of learning our sites, I was looking forward to seeing the TEFL volunteers, as I have a lot of good friends amongst the group. Nevertheless, upon our arrival, we discovered that the TEFL volunteers weren’t showing up until the afternoon for the site assignments, and that we had a whole morning full of charlas that we wouldn’t pay attention to.

Thc charlas themselves weren’t that bad. The training group from Nandasmo did a survey on bakeries in Nandasmo, and strangely enough, there is a bakery for every 8 people in the city – aka, it might be hard to establish a niche in the market there. Fortunately, I was still awake following their presentation and made it to the second charla that was planned for the morning. The second charla was about how to plan with a counterpart (deja vú?), and was completely in Spanish (thank god I’m in the advanced group). Nevertheless, I took away a lot from it – at least I hope I did. I’m not too sure since I was distracted with the whole site assignment looming over my head.

They finally turned us loose for lunch where I hopped around from table to table before setting down to talk with Katie Earle, Lindsay, and David. We had a good convo and got pretty mentally prepared for the process itself. Ultimately we knew the time had come upon us when all the TEFL volunteers rolled up in the Peace Corps party bus. We all greeted each other in a sort of “Oh, it’s so great to see you, but holy crap I’m terrified,” type of way, but it was still good to be together. Some people were more nervous to others, and as I commented to some of the other people – it was good to see everybody acting the way I do on a daily basis.

We all got situated in the presentation room at Olla, and were really screwing around for a bit while all the PC staff set up all the maps and everything so we could all see where we were going. To drive home the importance and scariness (?), Peace Corps had hired some 3-person band with guitars and maracas to play Nicaraguan music while we waited. I was hoping that upon calling our name, they would play some sort of ridiculous music while we walked up to the front to accept out assignment – but sadly this did not happen.

Out of Masatepe, we all got sites we were pretty satisfied with. Avi is getting sent to Granada, Granada; Jordan to León, León; Owen to Yalí, Jinotega, and I’m going to…Achuapa, León. That’s right. I called it. From the very beginning I knew that it fit me the best out of all the available sites, I made my spreadsheet, I had my interview and it was the only site my APCD talked about. I told everyone that I was definitely getting sent there, and just hoped it wouldn’t be that site just so I could be surprised. But I got the site that was the best fit from me, so that’s good. It’s pretty centrally with regards to the sites in the country. If I want to go to León, it’s a 3 hour bus ride, if I want to go to Estelí, it’s a 2 hour bus ride (and also the location of the other Peace Corps office).

My good friend Dianne also got put in Granada, so now I’ll have 2 people to visit when I decide to go on vacation. Also, one girl I really get along with, Kat, is in Estelí. My town doesn’t have a bank, so I need to go to Estelí if I want to take out money. As a result, I’ll be seeing her quite often, which is great because she’s great to be around. There is one other SBD volunteer in my site – Bobby. He was the only other person who actually wanted Achuapa aside from me, but he got placed a lot closer to León, in the town of Telíca, León.

After receiving my site assignment, we got a packet full of all the stats of our site – population, site characteristics, how much we pay to rent a place (I’m paying 800 cords for 6 weeks without food), what our work schedule is, as well as information about side projects we can do. I have the least amount of students to teach of any of the 19 SBD volunteers with 113 volunteers in 4 classes. I teach in 3 schools, 1 of which is 5 km outside of Achuapa. I work with an NGO, Cuenta Reto del Milenium, 4 hours a day Monday through Thursday, and had all of Friday open except one planning period in the morning. As for side projects, I have the opportunity to run a ping pong club (seriously!?), advise 2 community members who harvest grapes (awesome, grape juice!), as well as assist a women’s group with quality control of tea that they are hoping to sell in other parts of the country (super cool). There are not really many facilities in the city as apparently there is only one working computer (therefore no internet, so I won’t be updating as frequently at my site). Not only that, but there appears to only be 8 busses that leave the city the entire day. Six of these buses go to León, and 2 go to Estelí. So…if you want to visit me, you better time it correctly. On top of all that luxury, I’m the most isolated volunteer out of all the volunteers. I’m an hour north of the closest volunteers in El Sauce. However, since I have to work in El Sauce (as my schedule indicates) 4 times a week, I don’t really see this being an issue.

Technically, my site is considered a new site, but this is only partially truthful. Apparently in the last business group, Nica 44, there was a volunteer that got placed in my site who as the guy I visited in Chinandega told me, ‘was a legend’. Apparently he was out of his site 90% of the time and I’m guessing he Early Terminated his service. I’m not quite sure of the circumstances concerning the ending of his service. Nevertheless, in addition to providing me with information about the past volunteer, Luis (the guy from Chinandega,) told me that apparently Achuapa has a really cool bike shop. So there you have it, I’ve got a cool bike shop in Achuapa. Who knows if I’ll ever leave Nicaragua now?

Most people were super excited about the site assignments, and most of the SBD volunteers all met up in Masatepe afterwards and we went straight to the bar for a couple of hours. This was followed by a trip to the comedor that my buddy Oliver’s parents own. A great day overall.

However, as if the day wasn’t good enough – I received 4 packages from Heather, my boss from Westfall. Thanks for all the Clif bars Heather! It filled up my backpack! Totally awesome! I don’t know where you got the Jesus stickers, but the packaging was absolutely brilliant. If you want to keep sending packages, I will obligingly accept them. Thanks again!


The site assignment looming over my head…

2008 28 June

June 26th

Today I slept way late for Nicaraguan Richard – 7:30! It was pretty awesome, but I overslept my breakfast, and ended up stumbling into the kitchen as a complete zombie. It was awesome. Generally I’m bouncing off the walls 2 seconds after I wake up, but I was finally lethargic and not ready for the day. Man, I’m becoming more and more ready for the Nicaraguan lifestyle of ‘slow and steady wins the race’ every day!

I headed over to Jordan’s house at around 9:30 to get my translated resume checked over before I sent it in. I spoke with the teacher for a while about my motivations behind studying languages, and how I intend to learn as many languages possible before I die. She thought it was great, and was really pleased with the quality of my Spanish in the resume that I translated. It was really difficult before there are some terms that you just cant translate into Spanish – examples being foreclosure, loss mitigation, and payoffs processor. They end up being an extremely verbose way of saying something, but since there’s not a word for the terms, I’m not left with much of a choice.

After getting my resume checked, I enlightened Jordan’s movie world with some of the foreign movies that I brought with me and gave some to her. Then I headed over to ‘my’ cousin’s shop to give her a more intensive interview so I can advise her business. The interview took around 15 minutes, but then I chatted with her for about 30 minutes about Peace Corps, the business world in Nicaragua, and how absolutely anxious I was to find out my site tomorrow. I don’t know why I’m so anxious, because I really don’t care where I go. So it’s not that I’m worried, but I’m just excited to find out who is going to be around me, and where I’m going to be living the next 2 years. Tomorrow I’ll finally be able to start mentally preparing myself for the transition to my permanent site. Furthermore, I’ll know who I need to hang out with a lot before training is over, you know, just to get my fill of people before I leave.

I came home and watched a movie, took a short nap, then headed to the grocery store. I grabbed a yoghurt drink and went and sat in the park and just thought for 2 hours. A man who always sits in the park and wears a bobcat cub scouts hat that I see all the time, showed up about 30 minutes after I’d been sitting there. We exchanged some small talk for a bit, mainly about how I’m ready to find out my fate, and then I took off and headed back home.

After hanging around home, Oliver showed up and we chatted for a bit. The whole idea of him showing up is for him to practice his English with me, but we always end up speaking in Spanish (which is fine since I could use the practice in Spanish anyway). It’s great speaking with him because his Spanish is really clear and his Spanish tends to rub off on me. Generally by the end of our conversations, I’m speaking super fast, and with few errors. Really the confidence level is all you need, and the Spanish comes with it – I wish I’d known that back when I was studying Spanish in school.

After eating dinner, I found that I just couldn’t remain stationary. Even though it was 8 PM, I headed out and down the highway to Avi’s house. He wasn’t home, so I continued meandering over to Owen’s house. There was no point to this trip but to kill time and get my mind off the site assignments (which didn’t really work), but I figured mixing in a couple of visits certainly wouldn’t hurt.

Upon arriving at Owen’s house, I found the family all watching TV. After chatting with them a bit, learning that we’re forever Masetepinos, and watching some of the news, we decided we needed to loosen up – so we headed to the bar. We were there for a couple of hours and just unwound/passed the time. It was really what we needed, but at the same time didn’t relieve any of the stress associated with the site assignments. Whatever.

Down to the hours that I find out my site assignment now. Nuts. El tiempo vuela.


Stress, sleep, and waiting for my site assignment

2008 26 June

June 24th

I’ve kind of learned to sleep in, so today I laid in bed until around 7 before rolling out to do some reading for an ‘exam’ I had. However, not only that, I had to do some last minute preparation for my interview with our program director regarding our site assignment.

Jordan and I showed up at around 9 to find that our program director was going to show up 30 minutes late (Surprised? No.), and that the other program specialist was going to show up around that time to give us our quiz on the book we’re reading. So I hooked up to the wireless internet signal that we can get from Owen’s porch and surfed the internet. I’m still kind of dumbfounded that it’s possible, but it’s something I’ve grown to love as I save 50 cents (almost a third of my daily salary!) every time I don’t use the internet at the cyber café. That’ll buy a box of milk and 2 piping-hot corn tortillas! A penny saved is literally a penny earned here.

I was the second one to get interviewed, and I jumped in there with my excel spreadsheet (I opted to not go with the powerpoint presentation). Georgia (our program director) asked me about my volunteer visit, my fears (none), what would prevent me from completing my service (nothing), and what I didn’t like about my job (students aren’t that motivated). Then, out of left field, she threw me a curve ball. She said there was something about my behaviour that “disturbed”. She said that whenever I’m talking I’m always all over the place, and she was wondering why. She didn’t know whether it was because I was anxious to get things done with, whether it was because I was nervous, or just had a lot of energy. I reassured her that it was just because I’m an animated person, and not to worry. I get excited about things and lose track of my thoughts. She said this could be a problem in a smaller area with relations. This I countered by saying that I can’t think nearly as fast in Spanish as I can in English, so I really haven’t had that problem. Furthermore, I haven’t had any problem making friends with everybody, so I’m not concerned with interactions with people and being misinterpreted. After having dealt with that, she asked to see my excel spreadsheet. I presented my arguments for my preferred sites (I think they’re 14 out of the 20), as well as gave her my reasoning for not liking other sites. I just mentioned Achuapa as one of the sites I ranked highest, and that’s where the conversation was focused for the rest of the interview – Achuapa, the counterparts in Achuapa, the working experience in Achuapa, etc. So…I think that might be the site I go to (at least that’s the feeling I got from talking with her). It’s the most isolated site out of all the selections, doesn’t have a site mate, and is one hour from the nearest volunteer. On top of that, there are only 4 buses that leave the town everyday. However, I’m not going to jump the gun and start speculating just yet. I still have 3 days until my fate is decided.

After that, I had to go home to finish preparing a class, and eat before I had to give a class to my 9th graders. The theme was their lives in 10 years, but I started late due to the bell that seems to ring sporadically as opposed to on some sort of set schedule.  I had a lot of behavioural issues today as well, but for the most part I felt I dealt with them pretty effectively. I did reach a point today that totally thwarted what I was trying to do – I had a student that wouldn’t participate, wouldn’t talk to me, and wouldn’t look at me. I called on him and told him to go to the front of the class to present his life in 10 years. He said NOTHING, and sat in his chair as I stood there asking him for 5 minutes why he wouldn’t present what he wrote. He wouldn’t even acknowledge me; he just stared as his desk. I couldn’t do anything with that, and definitely couldn’t spend more time trying to get him to say something. But after that – nobody would participate because they all saw that he didn’t have to participate. I did thwart one student’s attempt to do the same thing by effectively chasing her to the front of the room, and when she tried to go down another aisle to her chair, I cut her off. She ran out of the classroom and tried to go in the backdoor, but I cut her off at the door. Eventually she presented and it was great, and very thorough. I don’t understand why she didn’t just present in the first place.

After the class, I had 2 hours of downtime before I had to head back over to Owen’s house to work on our powerpoint presentation on the survey of the pulperias that we made yesterday. We have to present our findings tomorrow at our training session, and had to finish the presentation/decide what we’d discuss.

I got home, and in the midst of writing my journal, my host mom asked me if I could help one of her friends with church with her English. She told me she wanted a translation, so that was what I thought I would be doing. She arrived about 3 minutes after I found out she wanted a translation, and she started speaking English with me immediately. She was applying to be a liaison between the Interdevelopment Bank of America and the Nicaraguan government. She has an interview with the company and wants me to help her with her English (particularly technical words), and give her interview questions so she can practice. She’s going to come back tomorrow night and I’m going to give her suggestions on how to improve her pronunciation and grammar. Her interview is with 6 American big wigs, and she’s just flipping out. Coincidentally, I just taught my 10th grade class about interviewing yesterday. So I busted out my business book and I went over it with her, and gave her tips about how to present herself, and convey positive, convincing characteristics about her that would give her a better chance of being offered the position. Pretty cool.

June 25th

Today really didn’t hold much for any of us, but it was full of stuff we needed to do. This week has been extremely busy for all of us in Masatepe, simply because we’ve actually had work to do. We’ve all had classes to teach, give a survey of pulperias to do, make an analysis of the survey results, and make a presentation of our results, interviews, and exams. While this has yielded very busy days for us all it has all been just a nuisance to us. We’re all just thinking about one thing – the site assignments on Friday.

But to give a summary:

We met up at Jordan’s house at 11 today to prepare the final bits of our presentation about our findings from our survey of the pulperias in Masatepe. We weren’t overly concerned with it as our Spanish is pretty good, and we all knew how to do a survey anyway. This was one activity of the business training that wasn’t particularly difficult and one we approached rather casually. We got done after about an hour, and headed back home. It’s Amanda’s birthday today, and I wanted to get her a present. I asked Doña Argentina, our maid/employee/family friend what I should get for her, and she suggested anything that wasn’t sweet – Amanda hates sweets (only child I’ve ever met in my life that didn’t like them). So I went and got her some Johnson’s baby shampoo (smells like apple!) and brought it home to find that she was taking a nap. Unfortunately I couldn’t give her her present until after my training session, so I ate my lunch (which I later found out was chicken giblets mixed with carrots and peas), gallo pinto, and a gigantic platano, and then headed to the casa cultural de Masatepe for our training session.

Today’s session was about how to work with counterparts, and effective strategies that we can use to do so. Furthermore, they gave us ideas for how to do training workshops with groups of teachers. None of us knew that it was something that we would be doing, so it was interesting to learn about to say the least. Following that training charla, our group gave our presentation about our survey results. Everything flowed pretty well, and we had a great theme, so the presentation was definitely successful. We definitely have an advantage being in the highest Spanish level, but hey, whatever. It makes training/being a Peace Corps volunteer that much easier, and it’s certainly something that I appreciate being competent in.

Following the training session, I hung out with a couple volunteers for a bit then headed back home. Amanda was at my host grandma’s house, so I dropped her gift off to her there when I headed to the supermarket to buy my loaf of enriched 100% wheat bread (my new vice). I owed my buddy Oliver money for recharging my phone, so being Nicaraguan, he showed up 20 minutes late (and called me when he was 10 minutes late to ask where I was – “I’m where I said I’d meet you, where are you?). After talking with him for a bit, I headed back home, ate dinner (same thing I had for lunch, thank god I take vitamins), then headed to my host grandma’s house for Amanda’s birthday cake. The cake itself was gorgeous and cost 250 cordobas (~19.3 cordobas = $1). Not only that, it was absolutely delicious, and probably was one of the best cakes I’d ever had in my life. I was so stunned, that I had to tell my host mom what a great value that was. I could only thing of a crappy store cake with their crappy store cake frosting, crappy store cake batter, and crappy store cake price. That’s what a 250-cordoba cake would be like in the United States.

After eating cake, I headed over to Avi’s house where we talked a bit about how we just wanted to find out our sites. Owen showed up and we discussed the issue further. I’m pretty sure we’ve come to the conclusion that we’re all going to have a couple of shots before we find out the sites – to as to relax ourselves. That way, if we get an absolutely horrible site we didn’t want, we’ll be laid back enough that it won’t be as bad. But we all agreed that whatever the site is, we want to be in a mood where we can just give a fist pump and a ‘hell yea!’ Friday is SO close.

And now for a tangent – more completely unconventional happenings in Nicaragua that I’m totally used to now – giant speakers on trucks that drive around the town telling the news. There are a couple of these trucks, which are generally small pick up trucks, with gigantic loud speakers on them that announce the news for the town. They drive up and down every street in town and tell people who died that day (even if it was a couple hours ago), what’s going on in politics, and other important city issues. The sound is always a thousand times louder than loud, and the time somebody dies is never late enough for the news to be announced. Last night at around 2 in the morning, a truck drove around announcing the death of some lady. When you wake up in the morning, if you don’t already know the news, you too much be dead as anybody within a 2 mile radius of the truck can hear what happened.

Oh Nicaragua.

I just want to find out my site.


Another day in the classroom

2008 24 June

June 23rd

I woke up today with a tad more planning to do for my class, but wasn’t too worried. I woke up at around 7, which gave me around 2 hours to finalize the planning of my class before I had to head over to Owen’s to meet Erick, our program specialist. As has been the case with Peace Corps lately, he showed up to a meeting he scheduled a good 20 minutes late, something about getting lost. Right – you’ve lived here for over 20 years – you know where you are.

I don’t know why, but Erick is hard to take seriously. It’s a combination of him joking all the time, his demeanor, and never really being clear. However, due to this, I ended up surfing the internet the whole time he told us about our business advising project we were supposed to be doing. Initially I was hardcore into it, but as he started to make less sense, I started to drift off and started daydreaming. It’ll be like every other ‘assignment’ Peace Corps gives us where nobody knows what is going on, and they’ll have to explain it all to us again anyway. So I’ll just wait until then for it to make sense. Nica time right?

I got home around 11ish, did some final planning for my class (How to interview for a job), and added a big chunk into my journal for yesterday’s entry that I’d left out. I was so efficient with my time that I was left with time for a techno rave in my room, a nap, and a couple sets of pushups to boot! My class rolled was at a quarter till 2 PM, so around 1:30 I stumbled in the general direction of the school.

There is a huge 8-day party going on in Masatepe, Nandasmo, and Pio 12 for the Patron Saint San Juan. It involves a guy who represents Masatepe starting at the church in Masatepe, and walking with a gigantic Masatepe flag to Nandasmo to fight a guy who has a gigantic Nandasmo flag. Whichever city wins the flag battle (the flag touches the ground) yields all the people of the other towns going to party in the other town. I don’t really understand it all, all I know is that fireworks have been going off like crazy since around 4 in the morning, and that a house burned down yesterday.

Anyway, all this partying nonsense, yielded a handful of drunks yelling, “Hey chele!” followed by a huge string of incoherence, but it was easy to ignore it, particularly since they couldn’t keep their eyes focused on one thing. Nevertheless, I arrived at the school without issue, talked to my grandma, the inspector of the school, then went and taught my class.

The class itself was ok. I kept the students interested for the most part, but they had an exam in the next period, so keeping them focused proved to be a more difficult task than in past classes. However that was ok – because I had some pretty good tactics to counter them screwing around. I don’t know why, but I’m insanely confident when I’m in front of the class, and am totally ready to make a total fool out of myself at any time if only to keep them interested. This generally works as it gets them reengaged in the class. However, I’d say the best quality I bring to teaching is that I have way more energy than the students do – and I think teaching in Nicaragua would be a million times harder if I wasn’t always bouncing off the walls. I had to ask a group of students to pay attention a couple of times, and they just kept talking away and rolling their eyes at me, so I moved all of them, and it kept them all quiet. Not only that, but I did it in such a manner (all with a huge smile on my face, and bubbly friendly voice), that the whole class just laughed at them and they shut up for the rest of class. I thought my behavior problems were over there, but of course I was wrong. I had 2 other students (who are generally pretty good students) that were doing their math homework during the class – so I just confiscated it and then they too were paying attention the rest of class. But no, it didn’t end there. I had another kid who was always making tons of noise/not doing his work, but after confiscating his notebook and moving him (with a big smile and a ‘gracias’), he too shut up! Yet – even more happened! There is one girl in my class who sits in the very back and always doesn’t pay attention, so I made her come up to the board to participate in an activity. Some student not in my class was standing outside my door and applauding (mocking me), and started talking to her. So in the friendliest and loudest voice possible I told him that his friend was learning about how to do an interview, and if he would like to participate, he was more than welcome to enter my classroom. He told me that he wasn’t interested to which I responded, “Oh? You’re not here to learn? Than leave!” – all in a bubbly manner. The class went ballistic after I did that (I think they were surprised?), but I didn’t have any problems for the next 15 minutes.

Oh classroom management skills.

The rest of the day, I had to do 2 surveys of local pulperias for our business advising project (which we’re doing a presentation on this Wednesday), and met up with the other people in the group tonight to work on it. Tomorrow, we’re meeting with the Small Business Program director where we’ll have our final interviews for our site placement. There I intend to tell her that I’d like to teach fewer students, would like counterparts that are enthusiastic, and need to be somewhere where I can advise a bike mechanic – bikes are important you know.

Friday is the day I find out where I’ll be living the next 2 years!


Pictures

2008 23 June

Danica and I

La Boquita

Danica and I – exhausted/burnt

Dianne and I exhausted/burnt

The crew

Look Gram. Not starving to death.


Crazy experiences, Life in Nicaragua, Site Fair

2008 23 June

June 21st

I woke up this morning looking forward to our ‘training’ seminar, as today was our site fair. I expected great things, and that I’d finally be able to narrow down possibilities for sites I’d be interested in.

Jordan and I hopped a microbus to Masaya, which really made me reflect on my Nicaraguan life. Now I’ve just grown use to the things that used to be completely unusual to me. This microbus was a perfect example as yesterday Jordan and I hopped in a bus that was completely full and somehow made room by me hanging out the sliding door. Today this creativity was utilized again without even batting an eye as we just jumped aboard this microbus (that seats 8) jam packed with 17 other people. I sat on Jordan’s lap for a good ways before somebody hopped off and I was to get a seat. Not only that though, when somebody else got on, and there were no seats → there was still room! The cobrador whips out a plank, tells me to stand up, and places the plank on my seat and the seat across from me to create a new seat where the space in between once was. Not that is ingenuity.

The reflection on my life continued as I looked out the window to observe the country around me. The microbus I was on didn’t have a horn, it had a car alarm. I’ll elaborate – it had a car alarm in place of the horn. So when we were passing somebody, you didn’t get a short “beep” you got some ridiculous, shrieking tune. We passed a couple cars before coming to a “Carretera en construcción” sign that was in the middle of the road. Just the sign. No explanation of what to do, just to note that the lane was closed because there is construction going on. Well, this is a two-lane highway with one lane going east, and one lane going west. So we just drove in the oncoming traffic lane for a good 500 meters, just narrowly avoiding the oncoming semi truck/bicycle/ice cream vendor. Oh yea, that too, you can get ice cream and newspapers everywhere. Everytime I’m on the bus, I always end up seeing some ice cream vender pushing his cart up a monstrous hill in the middle of nowhere, pushing his ice cream cart into oncoming traffic in the middle of the highway, or through parades. Now that’s perseverance! Same thing goes with newspapers as the salesmen are just standing in between lanes on the highway. But back to the topic on hand – the bus ride. So, we approached another construction site that was in the middle of the road, but clearly lacking the appropriate equipment to inform traffic of the situation, but no fear! Instead of using cones, there were about 10 torso-size rocks lying in a line on the road so traffic could avoid the enormous pile of dirt in the middle of the road.

Oh the resourcefulness!

We arrived in Masaya for our site fair 25 minutes early (which is the equivalent of months early in Nicaragua), to find that we weren’t the other ones who had shown up early.

The site fair commenced without much hoopla – we’re all pretty much tired of all the theatrics and just want to know our sites already. I didn’t expect the site fair to tell me much more than what I already knew about the sites – just to provide me with some pictures of the area. I found out that one of my top choices, Achuapa, which is in the municipality of León, is actually closer to Estelí than it is to León. This is good news because it makes it a more central location than I initially thought/the map led me to believe. It was because of that that the site jumped from my 4th favourite to becoming my favourite. Sure it only has 3,500 people, only has well water, and I’ll be an hour away from the nearest Peace Corps volunteer, but that’s ok. I thought about it (and apparently other people had as well), and if I got put in a small site, the consensus is that the town would remember me not for a few years, or a decade, but forever. I would go down in history. They’ll build a statue in my honor with an inscription of “Goggins, the gringo that couldn’t have left/stopped talking soon enough.”

The site fair ended at around 12:30 (which was unexpected to me), so I cruised around with some of the other aspirantes and we all went out for Pizza. It was easily the best pizza I’d had in the country and the most amazing pineapple that has ever graced the cheese and dough of a pizza crush – unbelievable. The weather was rather disagreeable following out meal, so we headed out at around 3:30 on a school bus that appeared to have had some enormous collision with a paint factory – I’ve never seen so many colours. Afterwards, Katie Earle and I ended up going to Palí (our supermarket) and sitting in the park and talking for a couple hours about the happenings of training/how we’ll handle our sites.

The rest of the day held…nothing really. I stopped by Javier’s (a student of mine) house and killed him in a couple games of chess, came home, schooled my family in chess, and ate mashed potatoes with an incredible carb-tacular meal.

Mmmm.

June 22nd

Today I woke up early to go to El Rosario. I had to be there at ten – and I arrived at 10 on the dot. I don’t know how I timed it perfectly with Nicaraguan transportation and all, but that’s just the way it went – amazing.

I hung out all day long and had an amazing time.

But that’s not what the journal entry is about – it’s about what happened post hanging out in El Rosario.

I went to catch the bus in Jinotepe for Masatepe and arrived with plenty of time to spare – at 5:30 (30 minutes before the last bus left). For some reason, the last bus to Masaya just…wasn’t going. So…I was in quite a predicament. There were no busses running to Masaya, there were no microbuses running to Masaya, and every bus I tried to get to stop just waved their finger ‘no’ to me. So, I was left with the option of hitchhiking back to Masatepe or taking taxi. I waved down a taxi who quoted me 100 cords for the a ride back to Masatepe, I told him I wouldn’t pay that much and waved down another cab. This cabbie told me 90, so I shot back with 60. Finally he told me he’d do it for 70, which I reluctantly accepted (it may be around $3.50 for the 20 minute cab ride, but that boils down to 2 days of my salary). All was going well when he turned off the highway and started going down some shady neighborhood. I had no idea where we were and asked the driver who told me we were “taking a shorter route” – yea, right. Ultimately we stopped in front of some factory where some dude got in – and out I got. I booked it down the dirt road back to the highway where I miraculously found a taxi within seconds. He told me it’d be 70 I was completely ok with, and I made it back to Masatepe without a problem.

I had to go eat dinner at my grandma’s house, so I dropped my stuff off and headed over to her house, which is a short 5-minute walk. When I got to the end of my block where my street intersects with the street that takes me to town, some random guy motioned at me, or something, which I ignored. Then he started yelling at me for a while, which I continued to ignore. However, during his tirade (which was completely unintelligible due to the extreme amounts of booze this man had obviously consumed, I heard “Cuerpo de Paz, respeto, Doña Karol” – this meant that the guy obviously knew who I was, at least through the gossip in town. I turned around and asked again and he went into a huge harangue about how the U.S. was the most powerful nation in the world and how he didn’t think that Peace Corps volunteers are appreciated as much as they should be. He continued this for a good 5 minutes before I told him that I was really in a hurry (I didn’t feel badly because I actually was). The man said that was fine and he just wanted to show his respect. Upon offering my hand to say goodbye, he told me “Oh no no no, I am going to show my respect,” and he gave me a big drunken hug.

Well, still standing.


Finding out all the sites

2008 20 June

June 19th

Today I continued my growing habit of sleeping just a little longer as I woke up at around 7:30. I grabbed some breakfast, then had the intention of doing some exercises before I had to go to Jordan’s house at 9 for a training meeting. I got to my room, but for the next hour and a half I mixed 50 pushups in with an hour and a half of laying in my bed and staring at my ceiling. Ever since I got semi-sick the other day, I just haven’t quite felt the same, and this was a feeling that would continue throughout the day.

I got over to Jordan’s house where Avi and Jordan were waiting for Ernie (our SBD trainer) to show up to give us a quiz on the book we had to read. Owen showed up about 10 minutes late, and eventually Ernie rolled up in one of the 13 PC mobiles (a Land Cruiser with a snorkel on it). He’s sick with something weird, so he’s all drugged up (he didn’t remember dropping us off at the volcano last week, nor driving back to Managua). This resulted in him stumbling into the house, handing out our quiz, and then saying he was going to lay down for a bit. Instead, he proceeded to sleep for the next hour and a half. Upon waking up, he walked in a very non-straight line and stumbled out to his car. Georgia, our program director, had told us that we would get a packet today with all of the info about all the potential sites for us today, but Ernie didn’t bring it. After a few calls, he said that somebody was going to drop it off at noon – finally we would get to know what the sites were! However, to kill time, Jordan and I headed to the mayor’s office where we learned that they in fact did not have a program that was advertised. I then went to the cyber café (better in the mornings!)

When I got back to my house, my host mom told me Jordan had stopped by with a packet – the site info. It’s a huge 60 page bound folder with all 20 sites for the 20 SBD trainees. Included in the description of each site is information regarding:

Stats of the city (population, access to utilities, cyber access, climate, geography, and the distance from Managua by bus)
Classes we’ll teach (# of schools, # of sections, # of students, type of teaching we’ll do)
Other Primary Business Edu Activities (Biz Advising, Agbiz, Ecotourism, etc)
Additional projects at site (what residents at the site are interested/involved in)
Site Notes (If we’ll have a site mate, if it’s a new site, where the nearest volunteer is, what the main economic activity is)
What type of person would suit this site

Initially, my reaction was that this would tell me absolutely nothing, as it’s only 2 pages long for each site. How can 2 pages tell me enough about a potential place to live and work the next 2 years? Well, it actually did, and out of the 20, I found 12 that I though fit me (even though Peace Corps says not to get our hopes up):

Villa Sandino, Chontales
Granada, Granada
Nindirí, Masaya
El Viejo, Chinandega
Somotillo, Chinandega
Achuapa, León
Telívs, León
Ocotal, Nueva Segovia
Quilalí, Nueva Segovia
San Ramón, Matagalpa
San Rafael Del Norte, Jinotega
Yalí, Jinotega

Of those 12 sites, there are 4 that fit me like a glove (though I would’ve never thought they’d be my top choices in the beginning):

Achuapa, León
San Ramón, Matagalpa
San Rafael Del Norte, Jinotega
Yalí, Jinotega

Out of those 4 sites, all of them are in the mountains, have populations of 5,000 people or lower, are between 3 and 5 hours from Managua by bus, and have anywhere from 113 to 210 students that I’d have to teach. They all have working opportunities that complement my skills/interests so well, that I honestly can’t chose which one I prefer most (which is a good thing since I probably wont get it anyway). It’s totally pointless to make an analysis like I did since Peace Corps chooses which site I’m going to – but I’ve got a plan.

From 1 PM until now (9:30), I made a spreadsheet analyzing all the quantitative and qualitative variables of every site to find the economic characteristics of the sites that I preferred in comparison to all the other sites. I made tables, charts, graphs, and just to top it off, I made a power point presentation. I’m hoping with all this crap I did, I can provide an awesome argument for why I should be sent to one of the 4 sites I’m completely enamored with. It will probably be the first power point presentation in the history of Peace Corps site interviews, but hey, there’s a first time for everything.

Originally, my whole excel spreadsheet/powerpoint presentation was just so I could see all the facts down on paper, and it was interesting. My favourite sites are the smallest sites available (I always thought I wanted a huge city), and they’re the farthest from Managua (the most central location in the country). I also got to see what sorts of work options I gravitated towards → working with women, working with tourism, agriculture, micro businesses, economic development, and working with youth. I also tended to gravitate toward the sites with the lowest number of students. This was simply because I think I’d lose my mind with 12 sections and 586 students (as is the site in Estelí, a city of 75,000).

It was pretty fun to throw everything down so I could look at it all, but in the end I just couldn’t help but analyse it – I think I’m going to do a linear regression of all the variables to find out which variable is most important for me.

God I have too much time on my hands.