My last Geeks Who Drink quiz, Father Ted, Nonsense

2008 30 April

So yesterday I finished up all the nonsense regarding Peace Corps preparation. Now the only crucial thing I need to do is start packing – which will happen at 1 AM on Sunday. If I don’t have time to go ballistic and worry about what to bring, you really think about exactly what will be necessary for the trip. I’m going to try to fit everything into one bag. This is obviously idealistic, but I imagine if I really cut down on all the non-essentials (aka everything), I should fit it all. If not, I think a small 2nd bag would probably suffice, but again, that’s a situation I’d like to avoid.

Yuki, Alex, and I went out for one last indulgent lunch yesterday (though I ended up seeing Yuki today anyway), and then afterwards I came home and packed/cleaned my room…actually, I was just looking for a DVD I want to burn onto my comp before I go. Best of Youth! Check it out! Then Phil came over and proceeded to be enlightened with the newest Ladytron album as well as a wide array of other amazing music I listen to – even the terrible Tapes ‘n Tapes album! Not only did I bless his ears with music, I showed him the greatest sitcom ever to hit a television, or YouTube – Father Ted. To give a brief summary, it’s about Father Ted, an Irish priest who lives with 2 other priests on an island off the coast of Ireland. To sum it up – absolutely hysterical. To get a good idea of the series, you should check out the episode “Cigarettes and alcohol and rollerblading” on YouTube. It’ll be well worth your time.

Phil and I then headed over to the Irish Snug for my last trivia night where we sported awesome sombreros and the appropriate team name of “The Gogginistas.” However Dicker, the quizmaster, flaunted his amazing illiteracy and irrational loyalty to horrible sports teams (namely the Yankees) by spelling our team name “The Gagginoistas.” Thanks Dicker, that was…dickish. The trivia round was a pretty easy one (save the music rounds that Phil and I always suck it up on), so we didn’t do so hot. If only we’d watched Pee Wee’s big adventure more recently – we might’ve had a chance! Since it was my last trivia night and Snug appearance, we headed to the bar for one last beer. Strangely enough I saw a guy from my gym – so now I’ve got the hookup at the bar. Too bad it happened now. I don’t get it, nobody talks to me at the gym for 6 years, then suddenly in the last 2 weeks everybody has something to ask me. Go figure.

For whatever reason, I was up at 5 AM this morning. Since I had a haircut at 9, I figured I’d go to the gym and get it over with. I was Speedy Gonzalez and got it all over with quick enough to go home and have a second breakfast – now that’s efficiency! After the haircut, I headed over to Yuki’s to do what we typically do at his house – improvise. So that killed a good 8 hours and brings me to now.

I think I might head over to GW tomorrow one last time.

With hats as awesome as these, I didn’t even care about not winning. We won by showing up – showing everyone up.


The most reckless I’ve ever been!

2008 29 April

Now I know I’ve entitled this journal “Richard’s Reckless Travels,” but today I think I outdid myself. Of course, it was on my bike. Mom will probably disown me after finding out about it…but man! What a rush!

So I’m riding up Downing St., between 6th and 7th Ave and I’m riding alongside car “B”. In front of Car B is an A (an Audi A4), and in front of the Audi is a truck carrying a crane, or car “C”. I’m just about to get to 7th Ave when the truck carrying the crane (Car “C”) takes a right (without a turn signal, the bastard). I’m going 10,000 mph as I typically enjoy going so…that doesn’t leave me much, if any room to stop. I’ve tried to illustrate the current situation:

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C = Crane truck, c = This huge danging crane bit, A = Audi, B = BMW (the car I’m next to), R = Me on my awesome bike

I’m riding on just to the left of the parked cars, literally ducking and contouring my body so I can avoid the rear view mirrors. So, the cars slow down, but since I’m going so fast, I don’t have many options to chose from:

Option A: Crash into crane truck
Option B: Crash into parked car
Option C: Crash into Audi
Option D: Take a chance, and be reckless

So I chose option D and this is the way it played out, as an illustration:

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For those who can’t tell from the diagram, what happened is this. I swerved between car “A” and behind the truck carrying the crane “C”. However, midway through this maneuver, I discovered I couldn’t make it unless I became excessively invisible. So I chose that route – I rode between the dangling bit of the crane (I had to duck to miss the crane itself) and the back of the truck which was unexpectedly enormous and sticking out.

But I made it! Talk about an adrenaline rush.


5 days and a tangent

2008 29 April

So I know Peace Corps is a huge thing and blah blah blah. However, I’ve already started planning my next adventure. I’ve decided when I get out of Peace Corps, whenever that is, I’m going to ride my bike from Denver to Maine. I’m not going to do it to advocate anything, just because I want to do it. If I ride about 50 miles a day, it would only take me around 44 days. If I left during the beginning of the summer, the only place I would have to worry about rotten weather is in Colorado. That’d be a fun trip to do. So when Peace Corps is over, that’s the next thing on my plate.

Yesterday I finally picked up all those bare essentials. You know – soap, toothpaste, earplugs, etc, etc. So that really should mean I’m all wrapped up with things I need to get. It also means that I can start packing now, which I’m not going to. Pretty much all I have to locate now are those stupid, trivial things I’m going to bring to decorate my living area. I think I’m going to bring my Slovenian flag because…hey, it’s Slovenia. Good enough reason for me. I’d bring my Prague tram numbers if they didn’t take up a ridiculous amount of room.

So I take off on Sunday at god-awful-hour o’clock in the morning. My as of now agenda looks like this:

Today – Gym, Lunch with Yuki, Trivia with Phil (The Gogginistas!)
Wednesday: Gym, Haircut, Maybe hang out with Steph (?)
Thursday: Gym, Probably stuff with Louise, or something
Friday: Gym, Alan wants me to come to his random party, baseball game (?)
Saturday: Gym, Putz around, Swell Season concert with Phil, drinks with Phil (?)

That’s enough to plan for now.


Wrapping things up with 8 days to go

2008 26 April

So, in addition to seeing concerts, riding bikes, and working out. I have been killing my time with unethical activities as well. These have come in the form of writing Lenny’s girlfriend’s economics final paper. She paid me a hundred dollars to write it, and frankly, as an economist and a miser, I couldn’t say no. I finished the paper up yesterday (it’s due May 1st), and I’m about a page over the limit. So it’s not like this was a difficult task for me – it’s about the analysis of the current state of the economy, which is perhaps my favourite pastime! However, in order to do my research, I’ve needed internet. This is unethical activity number 2 – I’ve been stealing internet the past 6 months. Actually, that only counts Denver, as I stole internet the entire fall semester up at CSU. Hey, if they don’t secure it, that’s their problem. But all my good stolen internet connections have either disappeared or been password protected now. So I had to go downtown to a cafe to finish up Valerie’s (Lenny’s girlfriend) paper. I was there for a couple of hours after riding down there during rush hour.

Now that I think about it, that’s another one of my favourite pastimes, something I’m really going to miss actually. There’s a roughly 1 mile stretch down 15th St down the middle of downtown that I go flying down. The lights are all timed so when it’s a red light for the cars, it’s a walk signal for the people, and well, I’m not a car. It takes a certain kind of frame of mind (unsurprisingly, recklessness comes to mind…dauntlessness does as well) to go flying in between cars during rush hour, but man, once you get use to it – it gives you a rush of your own. You have to worry about people changing lanes unexpectedly, fitting (you and the bike) between rear view mirrors, pedestrians (can’t stress this enough), and bad roads (you’d be surprised how many Paraguay-like holes there are in the roads). I kind of view it like learning Spanish and traveling abroad. It’s something that’s terrifying and impossible at first, but you get a hang of it over time, and while still remaining a formidable challenge, it’s not nearly as intimidating as it use to be.

Other news, is that I went to a shoulder specialist to get my arm looked at. It’s been bothering me since I got back from South America. His name, Raj Bazaz, was enough reason for me to go in – I would’ve gone even if my arm was healed. However, Raj kind of gave a feeling like Kumar of Harold in Kumar. He was in his 30’s, came in, slapped my hand and said, “What’s up bro?” So after a series of diagnostic tests to test my movement and strength, he showed me a shoulder joint and said I had problems with my upper rotator cuff and my biceps tendon, which were causing me pain when I made upward or outer arm movements. I told him I didn’t really have time for therapy because I was leaving for Nicaragua in 9 days to which he responded, “Oh, my wife taught business in Nicaragua with Peace Corps.” Or in other words, she did exactly what I’m going to do. He said his wife extended her service one year and stayed 3 years because she enjoyed it so much. Nuts – 3 RPCV’s from Nicaragua in Colorado that I’ve met.

In the end, Dr. Bazaz ended up giving me a cortisone injection (STEROIDS!) in my shoulder and my strength was instantly increased because the pain was dulled. Apparently my bursa in my shoulder is being aggravated without any legitimate reason. I had the choice of doing nothing and resting it, or getting a cortisone injection and fixing it now. He also pointed out that it could be a tear in my arm, but he didn’t think it was since I was young and in good shape. So here’s hoping everything will be better with it now.


So you want to send me crap in Nicaragua? You can.

2008 23 April

Richard Goggins, PCT
Voluntario del Cuerpo de Paz
Apartado Postal 3256
Managua, Nicaragua
Central America

So there it is in all it’s glory. That will be my address from May 7th through July 18th. After July 18th I’ll have a different address as I will be moving to my site for the next 2 years. From what I’ve heard from current volunteers as well as past volunteers, there are some things you can do to ensure that whatever you’re sending actually arrives:

Write my name as “Father Richard Goggins”
It’s a super religious country, with Catholicism being the dominant religion. So, who would withhold mail from the honorable Father Goggins?

Cover it with religious symbols (stickers, drawings) or religious citations like “John 2:16″ or something like that.

If you’re going to mail something that doesn’t fit in a regular envelope (like toothpaste or something), send it in a padded envelope (no more than 2 lbs, or 1 kg for you Germans/Italians out there). If it all won’t fit in a padded envelope, send two envelopes. Sending a box is a no-no. A total non-negotiable, as it will result in me going to the Managua airport and likely paying more to customs than the package is actually worth.

When declaring the value in customs – make the value really low. Doesn’t matter the size, just low. For practical purposes, just put 5 dollars.

If you follow these easy step by step instructions. Your goodies should arrive sin problemas.


More bikes, random tasks, concerts

2008 22 April

So with 12 days to go until I….well….go, my ways of indulgence are coming to a close (some more abruptly than others). I went to see Enon at Larimer Lounge with Phil last week which was awesome. Good show all around minus some weird lady who persisted in peeking over Phil and my shoulders to see the song list, awkwardly putting random stuff around us and on the stage in front of us, and just being generally creepy all around. Nevertheless, the show was great, and I saw the employee from my bank who looks like the main character in the movie Secretary. At least she has good taste in music.

The weekend was passed with bike rides, the Avalanche games, me finally selling my Selle San Marco Regal saddle (I bought it two years ago and realised I hated it), and hanging out with my buddy from Prague who was working down the street from me. I was constantly on the move Sunday, and between walking around, riding my bike, and jogging, I covered about 40 miles easily. It was the most I’d been moving about…just to be moving about. The night ended with me fixing a bike at Alex’s house (to hone those maintenance skillz!).

Monday I was up at the crack of dawn to get my laptop repaired. A part of the hand rest inexplicably broke off, but fortunately it was under warranty. That morning, I also discovered that the person I’d been stealing internet from for the past 6 months finally got the sense to password protect their connection (But yoshi! I thought we were friends!) The laptop was pretty worthless to me without internet anyway, so I didn’t particularly mind parting ways with it to get it repaired. After a workout at the gym, Mom and I dinked around and did some errands. Following this, I was going to go see how my wheel truing skillz were and headed over to Alex’s house to test them out. Well, riding down there, about half a mile from his house I noticed my bike was handling quite poorly. Upon further inspection, I discovered I had a flat tire – a bad omen. So I walked over to Alex’s where we successfully tightened up his spokes, got the wheel running true, only to realise that the main problem was his brakes were crappy. So we just did all that work for nought. Due to my flat tire, I had to invest a little more repair time than I planned. I found just a tiny hole in the tube, put a patch on it and thought I was ready to roll. No, this 30 year old tube was having none of that and promptly burst a hole in another spot. So I headed over to the bike shop to get a tube where my conversation with the employee was as follows:

“You want a couple tubes?”
“No, just one will be fine.”
“Ah, so you must be feeling lucky…”
“I’m only going to be around for a couple more weeks, so I should be fine.”

Back to Alex’s where I pumped up the tire put the wheel back on, and waited to make sure nothing was wrong with it. I hadn’t found anything sharp in the tire itself, but I’m overly paranoid. A few minutes later I headed home with about a million mph headwind that I fought through with the four-word phrase “Go go Goggins bike!” Well, go go it did until I got 7 blocks from my house – that’s right, a flat tire. The same one. So now I know what the issue is, my bikes are pissed off at me. They’re out to get me because they won’t be ridden for two years, so they’re conveying their dissatisfaction with my decision.

The night was capped off by bar-hopping with Alex that also didn’t go according to plan. We ended up walking home last night where I parted ways with Alex at the alley in back of my house. I woke up at 11 this morning without any recollection of that journey down the alley and to my bed. I apparently broke off the towel rack and exploded once I entered my room. I don’t understand it – we walked three miles and I was definitely feeling less inebriated towards the end. It doesn’t fit together with me, but as a drunk Russian said this week on BBC, “What doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?”

Well said.

Tonight is the Kimya Dawson concert – concert number 2 in a seven day stretch, with concert number 3 being tomorrow night up in Boulder. Stars if you’re curious.

Time just keeps ticking.


Packing…the basics

2008 17 April

So I gave a list of what Peace Corps recommended we bring with us (with the outcome I thought it would yield if we all followed it) a couple of days ago. But now I really have to start thinking about those essentials that are needed for the trip. No I’m not talking about those T-shirts I can’t seem to get enough of, but the real basics – you know, like soap. So this is a rough version of those “basics”:

Bar of soap
All purpose everything soap (mint!)
Toothpaste
Toothbrush
Loofah (Maybe? It does create quite a nice lather.)
Small thing of hand lotion
One nice towel (I plan to steal this out of the bathroom the night before I leave – the yellow one)
Hair…stuff (but only a minimal supply since I’m opting for the much more economical “less hair” option
A 3oz bottle of Becherovka
Another 3oz bottle of Becherovka
A backup 3oz bottle of Becherovka

That about covers it for now. Unless somebody sheds light on something crucial that I overlooked.


My trip to Boulder to meet Josh, Bike Knowledge, Peace Corps standardizing

2008 16 April

So as I mentioned in a previous post, I headed up to Boulder on Sunday to meet Josh Berman, a former Peace Corps volunteer and author of the Nicaragua travel guide, to get his input on Nicaragua and to try to get some direction on what I should expect. He called me early that morning and asked if we could meet 30 minutes later, which I had no problem with. However, it was a gorgeous day in the 60’s, I had my newly fixed bike, and the sun was shining – so I went up early.

I arrived at Market Street Station to drop off my bike where, for comical value and paranoia, I locked up my bike with every lock I had. Yea, it was overkill considering I have the most expensive and hardcore bike lock you can buy, but what the hell – it doesn’t hurt (or so I thought -more on that later).

I arrived in Boulder in a cool 58 minutes where I pressed on with my mindless stroll through the day. A girl who is in my Nicaragua group lives in Boulder coincidentally and she was going to pick me up so we could meet Josh at his house. I was going to meet her about an hour later, but since Boulder is home to Californians, dirty hippies, and an abundance of eclectic weirdos, I decided an accomplice would be a better idea – so I gave her a ring after 2 minutes of Boulder induced terror. To kill time I walked up and down Pearl Street (which I couldn’t find for 15 minutes because I of course knew where I was going), where I stumbled upon a wide array of street musicians. However, there were some street musicians that stood out from the rest – playing an instrument that is not all that typical of the American culture:

No, not the aboriginal person, the didgeridoo

These people were just rocking out (is that what didgeridoo-ists do?) on their didgeridoo for a good 30 minutes. It was epic, and well worth the however long I sat there listening to it. This however, made me wonder – who the hell wakes up in the morning one day and decides to learn the didgeridoo? I mean yea, many a time I’ve seen something on TV or read something and said, “Hot damn! That will be my next hobby so people can have discussions about how awesome I am!” However, this never happened. Most never actually see these “goals” through to the end. Props to those didgeridooers. Meanwhile during my “aboriginated” trance, I realised that this was where Peace Corps members go upon returning to the States and it was perfectly understandable that this is where we would be meeting Josh. Where else would he be? New York City? Get real.

Jordan (the girl in my PC group) finally showed up, we enjoyed some crazy xylophone performance, grabbed a smoothie (that fits into the Boulder domain right?), and headed over to Josh’s place. We were kind of lost, despite knowing his address, but when we got in the neighborhood, it was obvious we were in the right spot. His neighborhood was aptly named “Nomad Village” (where else would a RPCV live?), had its own theatre, communal garden, and was comprised of tons of foreigners/global nomads. We forgot the number of his house exactly, but after asking one of his neighbors, were directed up some stairs to a cozy little residence. Josh opened the door and invited us in, where he told us that they were having a ceremony because his baby was eating solid food for the first time. He said it would be great practice for Peace Corps, so we went with it.

The ceremony itself involved a tray with the following items on it: money, dirt, a stone, a book, and a pen. The baby is placed in front of the tray and let go. Whatever the baby grabs, that signifies what they’ll do with they’re life. If she grabbed the money it meant she’d be rich, the dirt meant she’d be a farmer or work with the land, the stone meant she’d be a healer, the book meant she’d be a writer, and the pen meant she’d be creative. It was a cool ceremony that was capped off by his daughter chowing down on mashed avocado (lucky baby).

Following this unanticipated event, Jordan and I took a hike in the hills next to Josh’s house where he broke down all things about Peace Corps he thought we should know, as well as things to bring, and ways to approach the experience. It was eye-opening and a complete relief as the Peace Corps book that was sent in the staging kit was terrifying. Josh did tell me that bringing all my bike tools would be a great idea because it would be an entrepreneurial activity that I could be involved in (sweet!). He also mentioned some of the setbacks we could face – bad work counterparts, one woman volunteer was attacked by her counterpart, the arduous process of gaining the trust of the people in your community, and making everyday worthwhile and doing something productive with it. The experience itself is mostly self-guided from what he said. You can have an amazing time, but you have to take the initiative. Furthermore, he told us about how Hurricane Mitch really changed his volunteer experience immensely, while the Salvation’s Army of massive amounts of second hand clothing yields and incredible thrift shopping location. You can find everything you could possibly want apparently. Additionally, he hinted at how getting help (in the form of a maid, or somebody to cook) would be essential and we would realise that after trying to be self-sufficient for such a long time. Things just take longer without the luxuries of washing machines, reliable electricity, clean water, etc.

I got home around 8 PM where I took care of the overkill locking job I did on my bike and headed home – but not without incident. I rode down Blake Street to 14th Ave where I was switching one of my locks around on my head. Some people came out in front of me and when I put my hands down on my handlebars – into my spokes my lock went, completely knocking the wheel out of “equilibrium”. The ride home was quite precarious as the wheel progressively got worse and worse. I was just waiting for it to completely fall apart where I would do a face plant in front of some huge establishment where everyone and their dog would see me eat it. Fortunately, this was not the case. Yet it still yielded enough frustration (I’d just repaired the wheel the day before) to me going to bed at 8 PM.

I headed to Jon’s the next day to repair the wheel, and he didn’t have the right size spoke. So yesterday, I went and picked up some spokes from Cycle Analyst where this cranky old guy (named Richard coincidentally) crafted me some spokes (and an attitude!) Then back over to Jon’s house on his Formula One loaner bike (a sort of BMX/racing bike, it’s awesome and gets tons of looks. You’ve never seen one, trust me.) where we “repaired” (I’m going to tinker with it) my wheel, and I got a rundown of everything that goes into a tune-up including completing my bike knowledge by learning about how to adjust derailleurs on a geared bike. Finally I’ll be able to work on all this! Bottom line is this – you don’t need gears, they cause more problems than they’re worth. Therefore, I’m going to make a singlespeed in Nicaragua with my amazing travel budget (which was 300 dollars back in 1998 when Josh was there). I could build 3 awesome bicycles for 300 dollars here in the US, so I can only imagine what I’ll be able to do with it in Nicaragua.

Lastly, this morning I received an email from Peace Corps with a suggested packing list from past volunteers which was as follows:

Clothing:
• Shirts:
o 4 T-shirts (Get real, I’m bringing around 10)
o 4 collared shirts (Preferably cotton and button down because they are cooler) (OK)
o 1 light long-sleeve (Long sleeves don’t exist in 90 degree weather)
o 1 sweatshirt (I don’t wear them here, why would I wear them there?)
• Pants:
o 3 pr cotton/linen (or skirts for women) (I do love pants)
o 2 pr jeans (Fortunately, these are how many pairs I actually own)
• 1 pr exercise shorts (Done)
• 1 rain jacket (Easy enough)
• 1 straw hat; 1 canvas hat (Sadly, I left mine in Prague)


• Shoes:
o Exercise shoes (All over it)
o Dress Shoes (Don’t own any dresses)
o Sandals (Birkenstocks are comfortable but mold in the humidity very fast) (Unfortunately I bought some)
• Socks and underwear (Plenty)
• Bathing suit (Hopefully I can buy some swimming skill in the market)

If everybody packed according to the way PC ideally wants us to, I imagine we’d all look like this:

Hogwarts here we come!


Not even 27 hours later

2008 13 April

I break a spoke on a newly trued wheel.

Pissed.

But to lighten the mood…


New Bike Skillz

2008 12 April

So I went to Jon’s today to learn how to true a wheel. After my birthday ride, Bella wasn’t doing too hot. Loose spokes all over the place. Not being one to sit an watch my favourite bike deteriorate in the garage, I wanted to learn how to fix said wheels. I’m anticipating that Nicaragua is going to do a number on my bike (after I build it) and learning all the basics of upkeep can only help me. Hell, maybe I can charge my fellow PCV’s a couple Cordobas for helping them with basic bike maintenance! Who knows. This skill could supplement my Peace Corps income! Everybody always talks about how much building a wheel sucks – don’t get me wrong, it’s a fine art, ridiculous actually. However, after getting help truing my front wheel, I was able to retension the rear wheel without any help. It’s really tedious and takes forever, but man it’s satisfying when you get done. I’d even go as far to say it’s therapeutic. So in light of my new skill, I’m gonna build the wheels for my Campania bike that I traded Jon my mountain bike for (much to the lament of my dad (for whatever reason, he’s the one who left it in the rain). Tomorrow I’m meeting that Josh Berman guy (a former PCV in Nicaragua as well as the author of the award winning guidebook of the country) where I’ll hopefully enlighten myself about the country and my potential living situation. Nevertheless, my main concern remaining is what I should bring with me. I’m the king of travelling light, and frankly, that’s the way I’d like to approach this trip. I hate hauling crap around.

That’s about it for now. Hopefully I’ll be able to build a wheelset for the bike I traded Jon for before I leave. Then I’ll be that much more awesome.