Some books and some stuff

2009 20 November

October 28th – November 11th

The Thursday of the 29th the lawyer from the German women’s NGO came in to speak with my kids about her job. With it being the first presentation, I was a tad nervous about the outcome – how would it go over with my kids? To promote more participation, I said my kids had to at least ask one question for every speaker (there will be one for every week we have left in the school year).

I had to send one of my students to get the speaker, but once she showed up, my apprehension over whether or not this sort of activity would work went right out the window. This woman was in her mid-twenties, successful for a Nicaraguan, and a super dynamic speaker. This wasn’t something I was counting on, but it just made the activity that much easier. Furthermore, due to the energetic manner in which she presented herself and her career, the girls in my class were asking tons of questions, which was an effect I hadn’t anticipated. This activity was in fact fighting gender roles all by itself. My girl students were able to see that they could be independent and happy.

Over the weekend, I put a big dent in the book I was reading, as well as a book about Buddhism. Unfortunately, during this time I had a spur of breathing attacks that made it hard for me to sleep. This, coupled with the inner debate over whether to get a puppy or not just made things that sleep that much harder. As a result, I fell asleep around 3 AM every night out of pure exhaustion.

The first 3 days of the week I did a bunch of reading, celebrated Johani’s 30th birthday, and on the 5th, the director of a big NGO we have in town came and spoke to my classes. My public school kids didn’t really take to him because he didn’t engage them the way my first speaker did, but he interacted with my private school kids in the most successful way that I’ve ever seen. He also did an opening activity where each student would mention some things about themselves, including their favourite foods. When my turn came around, he asked my students what it was that I liked to eat – and they knew everything. I had no idea that my culinary choices were such hot gossip topics. Following his presentation, I hopped on the bus headed to Malpaisillo so I wouldn’t have to go straight to Managua the following day.

The next morning, Brie and I headed to Managua early so she could work and I could head to the dermatologist (for the first time in a while). This visit to Managua also coincided with the small business cocktail party. That being said, I intentionally planned my appointment for that day for one reason – Peace Corps would put me up in a hotel if I had another reason to be there. Doing what I can to save money.

I had my appointment at the dermatologist late – 4 PM. Her office hours start at 2 PM, which is when I’ve generally had an appointment for in the past. However, the later hour made me feel that maybe that she’d actually see me on time – and I wouldn’t have to wait. And I’d be wrong. When I arrived, I saw that all the people who had an appointment from 2 PM until 4 PM were still waiting for her. Talk about irresponsible. While I waited for her to attend to me (which finally rolled around at 5:30), I chatted with some lady who too was appalled at how late the doctor was running. She was even more appalled when I told her that she’d been late to the 5 appointments I’d had with her in the past.

My plantar warts were burned off for the millionth time (or so it seems), and I was able to catch a bus back to the PC office awfully quickly. From there, I dropped off my stuff at my hotel and chatted with my roommate a bit while I got dressed. Generally, when the warts get burned off, my foot swells up in a gigantic blister, but while it hurt and was swollen a bit, I could still fit on my shoes. So I threw them on and headed to the Holiday Inn, where the majority of the people attending the cocktail party were staying.

Having waited so long in the hospital, I was unable to grab some dinner, so I did just that when I arrived. While the Holiday Inn is a modest and average hotel in the U.S, in Nicaragua it’s the complete opposite. It has the presentation of a high-class hotel, like a Hilton. That said, while in their dining hall, I was super impressed. I felt so classy, being dressed up and whatnot, and in such a “glamorous” location. It was a nice feeling being dressed up and in a uber clean and fancy setting. I’d forgotten how much I enjoy events like that, if only to look superficially elegant.

The night was a good one that even saw me get up and dance (about as rare as seeing two moons in the sky). However, while I enjoyed it, it was disappointing to see so many people (not PC volunteers) swimming around in the pool in their clothes. I feel it compromises our reputation as being serious about striving for progress. Furthermore, how does it look to the staff of the Holiday Inn to have a bunch of people completely trashed and swimming in their pool with their clothes on? Booze happens, and so do things. Oh well.

I spent the weekend in Malpaisillo and headed back to Achuapa on Sunday where I did nothing but work on the new MINED curriculum and edit the business plan of Brie’s student group that was going to the national competition on Thursday. The week held much of the same that I did on Sunday – more editing of the business plan and the MINED curriculum for the class.

The dog I “rescued,” and contemplated naming Broken Dog (I instead named him Buddy), started walking around. I had been convinced that it was going to die and I was just making him comfortable till he finally did succumb to the adverse situations he continually encountered. Since he was healthier, I decided to deparasite him. The pill went down and came up an hour later, but hey – that’s better than nothing.

Wednesday I went to Malpaisillo where I helped Brie’s group prepare for their presentation the next day at the national competition.

The Buddha In Your Mirror - A. Buddhism looks more and more interesting after reading this book.

What is a What – B. A book about the Lost Boys of Sudan (in Darfur) and their struggle to survive and escape the country. I think what has happened to them is a tragedy, but the way the story was presented really wasn´t necessary. “You´ve never suffered what I´ve suffered.” That is the tone of the story – not something I disagree with, but I don´t feel it needs to be mentioned over and over in the 500+ pages of the book.


A big success

2009 28 October

September 21st – September 27th

Sleep deprived (Brie’s dog made tons of noise all night long and thus prevented a good solid sleep), I caught the morning bus back to Achuapa. Once back, I left my stuff at my neighbor’s house and borrowed a bike so I could get my keys from Johani’s house. She wasn’t around, but I spoked with her mother who commented that I’m whiter after my trip (which I feel is just something to say as oppose to me actually being whiter).

Keys in hand, I went into my house to find that – it was exactly how I’d left it. I don’t know why, but I always have the expectation that when I leave for long periods of time, I’ll return to find some notable problem with my house (as has happened before). I dropped off my stuff and went over to the primary school to talk about the spelling bee with the 4th graders, which I’d scheduled to have the following day (the 22nd). Everything was still on, so I did a few errands to get my house back into working order and then relaxed the rest of the day (transition time is important).

Thursday I woke up early and got over to the primary school where we did the first round of the spelling bee. The professor had changed the way she did the spelling bee, and taught a list of 90 words, without teaching the 8 rules for spelling. At first, I believed this would be a problem because there weren’t a whole lot of words available for the first and second round. The final result was that the scores were significantly higher, and all the students that went on to the final round (which is an oral round) all got at least 19 out of 25 words correct on the exam.

Back in my house, I kept thinking about the way the first round went. Was it a success? A failure? Both? I had run the past two competitions by having the professor teaching 8 basic rules and then giving a list of 300ish words to the students. The written round consisted of 30 words, and the 10 best scores would go onto the final round. The disadvantage with this was that the majority of the students got around 50% of the words correctly, with the smartest ones getting around 65 to 70% correct. I kept pondering it until it came to me – when I participated in events like that, we always studied words progressively. The emphasis was on words, not rules. We would have a spelling test every week and would study a small number of words (around 25). From this, I decided that I needed to rework the way I did the spelling bee.

I’ve always wanted to expand the competition to other grades, so I decided that I could give 10 words a week to each grade. At the end of every month, semester and at the end of the year, they could have cumulative exams. This way, they have to keep studying the same words, thus retaining more words. Before developing this on my own, I wanted to speak to the directora of the primary school, but for some reason, there was no school on Friday, so I would have to wait until Monday.

Monday we held the final round of the spelling bee with the 4th graders. I was worried we’d run out of words (I couldn’t use any of the 25 words that were on the written exam), but after eliminating 5 of the 10 students in the first round, I saw we’d be fine. The oral round went a handful of rounds, with the last two students going 3 rounds before we had a winner. The top 3 places once again went to all girl students – why has there never been a boy who has placed in the top 3 of all the spelling bees that I’ve done? The directora wasn’t in that day, so I had to put off explaining my idea for a restructured spelling bee.

I’ve already finished teaching the given material in my business classes, so I set off to look for business professionals that could come and speak to my class. Johani’s sister, an accountant in the mayor’s office said she’d love to and would confirm with me the following day. With that out of the way, I went over to Visión Mundial, a German NGO to talk to their nutricionist about the possibility of working together to give health presentations. After around an hour of waiting, I met with the president of the Achuapa branch and told him who I was and what I was doing in the community. He immediately perked up upon hearing that I was teaching students how to run a business and told me of a program he wants to do to get agricultural workers capacitated enough to create value added products (this is essentially what we try to teach in our business course). We were both excited about the possibility about this, so I then told him about the spelling bee I’m doing in the primary school. This he was super excited about and told me how they’d been looking to develop some sort of curriculum for all the 54 communities in the municipality of Achuapa. I gave a brief explanation of how it was run, and he just got more excited. I then got to the main idea I’d hoped the cover – health education. The nutritionist wasn’t in, so I told him about my presentations I’d like to give in the primary school and also that I wanted to do an HIV/AIDS tournament in the pool hall in town. He too loved this idea:

“I don’t know why we haven’t worked together thus far, but next Thursday we need to sit down and draft a budget for all these activities. I want to make this spelling bee a big event with a final competition in town. We need to take advantage of the 9 months you have left and get as much done as possible.”

During this time, he also agreed to come and talk to my class next week. This meeting really excited me – I’ve been trying to expand the spelling bee to other schools since I started it. Out of all the things that I’ve done in Peace Corps, the spelling bee has been the thing that has made me most proud. Even Peace Corps staff has loved the idea and took the guide I created and distributed it to volunteers so they too could have spelling bees in their communities. It’s pretty unreal to be able to have funds put into the project and work with a respected organization to bring this activity to all the students of Achuapa. Pretty much, it’s everything I’d hoped for. With the help of this organization, my spelling bee will turn into a sustainable activity – probably the most important goal of Peace Corps activities. Talk about a high point in my service.

Tuesday Johani’s sister told me she couldn’t come to my class, so I headed over to a German women’s NGO in town to ask if they could come for my class this Thursday. They agreed that there is a need to inform the students about the potential careers they can pursue, and said their lawyer and psychologist could come to the class – perfect. I spent the rest of the day tending to the sick dog that showed up in my yard on Sunday. He is completely emaciated and after being hit by a car, which broke his back paw, he’s pretty much stationary. I feel badly, so I’ve been taking care of it and feeding it since then. He’s getting fatter, which is good news. Hopefully I can nurse it back to health (as healthy as it can be with a broken leg), or at least let it die a bit more comfortably than it has lived thus far.


It took 8 hours and close to 10,000 words, but here it is: My vacation in a nutshell (albeit a very large one)

2009 26 October

My pictures from my trip are on my facebook. For those of you without facebook, here´s the link for your enjoyment:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2311038&id=19200016&l=b83dca2481

September 29th – October 6th

I’d love to say that some exciting stuff happened this week, but I can’t. I spent the entire week helping my kids prepare their presentation and improve their business plan for the business competition. Additionally, I did a final edit through of the new MINED curriculum for our class. Brie and Katie Earle (a business volunteer in my group) rewrote the curriculum (I rewrote the marketing section) since it will be an official course in every high school in the country next year. After getting feedback from the national MINED delegation, they have to go through and edit again. Unfortunately, when they do this, they change all the formatting. This ends up making the whole document look inconsistent and messy. I took on the job of formatting editor and I had to go through the actual guia (guide) for the teachers and then a class-by-class breakdown document as well.

Friday I went to León to help with final preparations for our business competition. I ran around following up on people who might donate money, buying things for the competition, and hanging out with the new volunteer in Telica (the town closest to León that we have a business volunteer in). I mixed in more visits with my kids with day trips to Johani’s farm. These trips were brief however due to the incredible amount of time my kids spent at my house working on their project (4 8-hour days in a row). It was 6 PM on Sunday (the day before the competition) before we finished. Unfortunately my kids walked away with a tie for 6th place, which was disappointing considering how solid their presentation and business plan were. That’s how it goes sometimes. We caught one of the afternoon busses home and rolled into Achuapa right before dinnertime.

That night I was running around like a mad man trying to prepare everything before I went to Guatemala. I ended up getting my clothes washed, but that was really the only thing I did. I was stressing out about everything (I had to bring my enormous backpacking backpack instead of my normal blue one and this bothered me) and pretty much didn’t do anything except make dinner. But really, whats more important than eating?

On the 6th, I finally packed my bag and got everything ready during the morning. I had to skip my morning workout session (I hate doing this) because I just didn’t have enough time if I wanted to get on the noon bus out of Achuapa. The bus ride passed by super quickly because I was completely into in the book I was reading (the 3rd Harry Potter book). Once in León, I checked into the hotel and kept reading (almost finished!) until Brie showed up a little later. We did our last errands, bought some food for the bus ride, ate dinner, and got to bed at a semi-reasonable hour (we had to be at the bus stop at 5 AM!).

October 7th – September 20th

The day I thought would never arrive finally did – vacation day. I was paranoid about missing the bus that I woke up every 2 hours to check my clock to make sure the alarm was going to go off. Once up, we threw all our stuff together and caught a cab to the bus stop. There were 4 other people waiting there, and the bus finally rolled around at 6 and we were off to El Salvador. Surprisingly, there were only around 10 people on the bus though. I expected all international busses to be completely packed. That’s how it always was in Europe and South America, so I had no reason to expect anything else here, but I had no complaints. It was definitely a cushy bus (I’d say it was second to only the bus I took from Córdoba to Mendoza in Argentina) and air conditioned to boot. The bus flew through Nicaragua and Honduras without stopping. When we got to the El Salvador border, things were a whole lot more hardcore than anything we’d encountered thus far. They checked the bags, 2 people got on the bus: one checking carry on’s, the other checking passports. There was a positive spin to this more thorough check – food vendors swarmed the bus. Now you may think that this is but a side note, but it is actually quite significant – El Salvador has pupusas, which is incredibly tasty. It’s a sort of corn tortilla stuff with cheese, but can also have meat and beans. Whether you’ve been drinking or not, it always hits the spots when you’ve got the munchies.

One thing that really surprised us about Honduras and particularly El Salvador was how hilly the countries are. In the northwestern half of Nicaragua it’s pretty flat and dry, but El Salvador and Honduras were more lush and hilly. I had initially pictured all the Central American countries as having a relatively similar geography, but that just isn’t the case. Furthermore, I thought the socio-economic status of the countries was relatively similar, but here too I was mistaken. Honduras and El Salvador are far more developed from a westerner’s point of view. It makes you think what it is that drives development (I have an idea but I can’t speculate on this since im a government employee) and why it is that Nicaragua isn’t on par economically with its neighbor’s up north.

We’d been told by a couple of people that there are 2 Ticabus stations in San Salvador, the first one is in a super nice embassy neighborhood, and the second (where the bus leaves from) is a super shady neighborhood in the city center. I asked the driver about this, and he gave me a really unclear answer. We’d been told that there was a hotel at the first stop, so I inquired further:

“I was told to get off at the first terminal because it’s a nice neighborhood”

“No, that stop is way out of the city.”

“But it’s in the city limits?”

“Barely.”

“Well, does the Guatemala bus stop at it in the morning?”

“No. It’s just a Ticabus office, not a terminal. The only terminal is San Carlos.”

Thoroughly confused and unsatisfied, I went back to my seat. A man I’d struck up a conversation (who lived in San Salvador) with back at the border told me that the first station was the one to get off at because the second one was in a super dangerous neighborhood (and the bus would pass by in the morning). With our minds made up, we decided to get off there. Once we arrived, we saw that there was a hotel right above the Ticabus office.

“What time does the bus pass by in the morning?”

“I don’t know, go ask inside.”

Thanks jackass. It was then that we discovered the potential reason for the bus driver outright lying about the presence of this other hotel in a nice neighborhood – the hotel wasn’t owned by Ticabus like the other one was. That’s shady business there. The hotel cost a meager 12 dollars per person, but didn’t come with TV or air conditioning. The strange thing about this price was that there in fact was a TV, but we weren’t given the remote because we didn’t pay to use the TV.

After dropping off our stuff and getting a quick shower, we asked the reception for the nearest super market (we had to see what El Salvador had that Nicaragua didn’t). The stroll to the super market brought us past an enormous pharmacy (like a Walgreens – a concept unheard of in Nicaragua), and a ton of restaurants. We weren’t too clear about where it was, so I asked a guy walking the opposite way. This man was friendly and knew exactly what he was talking about. If you ask somebody in Nicaragua, they’ll tell you it’s close, which could mean anywhere from a block to a mile away. They’ll always give you an answer, whether they know or not – they just want to help you. So it was nice to get solid directions – he even told me how many blocks to walk and how many meters from the corner the grocery store was. The store reminded me of the US – nuts and dried fruits could be bought in bulk; they had broccoli, coliflower, strawberries, but no bananas (go figure). They also had other amazing things we don’t have in Nicaragua – like A&W root beer, and even had German wheat beer (a nice change over the beer we have in Nicaragua). We spent a good hour in the store just browsing the shelves and seeing so many things we hadn’t seen in a while (for me, all the new things I hadn’t seen since being in the U.S. last May). Basically, it felt like walking into a Whole Foods (one section resembled it almost perfectly). The kicker was that we were paying in dollars. It was so weird using a currency I was so familiar with but unfamiliar with at the same time. Every place I bought something at gave me change in mostly dimes and nickels – quarters seem to be scarce as I only got a few. I was anticipating culture shock when I go back to the states in December, but I never would’ve guessed I’d have culture shock going to another Central American country. That night we grabbed dinner at the hotel (more pupusas and a beer I spilled all over the table) before turning in early (had to be ready for the 5 AM bus the next morning).

The next day was one that started early, and ended late. We were up at 4:30 so we had time to get ready and pack our stuff before the bus showed up. After checking in (In line I met a Mexican architect who built stuff for all the rich Nicaraguans in Miami after the fall of the Somoza regime in 1979 – he might have been lying. He also told me he had a great store in Guatemala – a store that is only open on Saturdays), we hopped on the bus for the “short” 5-hour trip into Guatemala City. The geography of Guatemala was much like that of El Salvador – incredibly hilly and green. We also saw something that seemed to indicate that it was a more developed country – a waterpark.

When we rolled into Guatemala City, we were astounded – the city was absolutely enormous (and could be seen from the point on the mountain we came in from). Furthermore, it had skyscrapers – not millions of feet tall U.S. skyscrapers, but it was still something that we don’t have in Nicaragua (the biggest building I’ve seen in the country is 7 stories tall – the 1970’s earthquake that destroyed all of Managua probably caused this phenomenon).

We got into the bus terminal around 11:30 and it was packed, although it’s only serviced by Ticabus. When in the station, I talked to a lady who got on the bus in Nicaragua – she had gotten off at the second station in El Salvador. Her experience can be summed up with one word – terrible. Apparently there were people coming in and out of the hotel until 3 AM, the neighborhood was super sketchy, and she had to wake up early for the bus because they had to come pick us up at our hotel. At least she got a story worthy experience.

Following our quick break in the station, we grabbed our stuff and went to go catch a taxi. The thing that really, well sucks, about going to another country like this is that the taxi’s don’t have meters (or most of them anyway). In Nicaragua we’re super wary of taxi’s due to the huge number of people that get kidnapped/robbed/assaulted on top of being hugely overcharged. To get an idea of how much it would cost to get to where we were going, I asked somebody at Ticabus how much a taxi would cost to this other bus stop. They told me it would be about 15 Quetzales (a little less than 2 bucks). I looked on the map and thought that was super cheap given the distance we’d be going, but I rolled with it. I asked a couple of cab drivers how much it would run – 10 to 12 bucks. I take being ripped off very poorly (even though it probably wasn’t 2 dollars, it was definitely less than 10), and I’m pretty sure I pissed them off (I have a pretty abrasive/harsh bargaining style), so I let Brie negotiate with the next driver. She got it for 8, so we hopped in and went to the other bus station.

At the other bus station we made a reservation on the next bus that was heading to Tikal – 2 hours later. It was around 40 round trip, which really isn’t that bad considering we were travelling 625 miles and 16 hours round trip. It was significantly cooler in Guatemala (the temperature was 75 or colder almost everyday we were there), so Brie set out to buy a heavier shirt to deal with the temperatures. A little later she came back with a used Gap shirt that she bought for 5 Quetzales, or about 63 cents. This was also an amazing discovery – clothes in Nicaragua are incredibly expensive for what they are. I’d probably pay around 10 dollars for a used shirt in my town.

The two hours passed pretty quickly, and before we knew it, the bus showed up (which unfortunately was a bus that more like a U.S. quality long distance bus). The ride in this more uncomfortable bus turned out to be super wearing. The air conditioning was incredibly cold (I just had a t-shirt on), and the bus driver was crazy. I thought Nicaraguan drivers were crazy, but I was clearly mistaken, because Guatemalan bus drivers definitely take the trophy for ballsiest drivers. We were in one of the first few rows, so I was able to see everything the bus almost hit – which was pretty much everything. When Nica drivers are flying down the road and want to pass, they’ll go around, but if there’s another car coming and they can’t make it, they’ll pull back into their lane. In Guatemala on the other hand, our bus driver was playing chicken with many smaller vehicles that we ended up forcing into the opposite shoulder so we didn’t plow into them.

The road to the town we were going to (about an hour from Tikal) was on par with the quality of any highway in the U.S. and we were flying the whole way there. The surprising thing was the amount of development on the side of the road. Tikal is up near the Mexican/Belize border, so I expected it to be pretty desolate, but the whole drive up there was like driving through the suburbs. It was rare when there weren’t buildings on the side of the road. Not only that, but there were streetlights the whole way there – we don’t have streetlights on the highways in Nicaragua.

Finally we rolled into Santa Elena around 10:30 and were beyond exhausted. On top of being exhausted, we had to negotiate with taxi drivers who wanted to rip us off. We didn’t really know where we were (the bus station location had changed from where it was on the map I had), and we asked how much a ride would cost – 5 dollars. Yea right. We got him down to 2 and hopped in for him to drive us a whole 3 blocks. We gave him a 5-dollar bill and asked for change. He looked at us as if we had just given him a Chinese newspaper, “What do I do with this?” Not in the mood to deal with him, I gave him 2 bucks and we checked into our hotel room.

The next morning we were well rested (we decided to sleep in a bit instead of leaving on a 5 AM shuttle for Tikal), and were due to leave for Tikal at around 9 on a shuttle. The shuttle showed up a little late and we then went up and picked up 4 other people before heading out of town around quarter to 10. We picked up some guy on the side of the road on the way there who apparently worked for the company that the shuttle owned. When we were rolling into Tikal, this new guy mentioned that it would be 150 Quetzales per person to go into the park or if we “wanted to save” and pay 100 Quetzales per person instead, we should talk to him. We asked why there was such a huge difference between the prices, and he said that you just don’t get the paper ticket. That sounded fine to us, so we went with it.

The shuttle parked and we soon discovered why it was 100 a piece – we were illegally entering the park. He immediately brought us into the forest and we walked along an aquaduct and threw thick vegetation until we popped out on a path.

“Where the hell are we going?”

“The Temple of the Inscriptions.”

We kept walking up the path as he narrated the Mayan history but all the while Brie and I just kept talking about what exactly was going on. When I told her what I’d read about this path we going to (in Lonely Planet it says that in the past people have been assaulted and raped on this path, but security had greatly improved), that was the end of that temple visit. We were both uncomfortable and unsure about what exactly the deal was, so we paid him and hightailed it to the main plaza.

Once in the plaza, we finally started enjoying ourselves – the ruins were amazing. The main plaza was the most uncovered out of all the ruins in Tikal and absolutely breathtaking. It consists of 2 temples that face eachother with two sorts of “neighbourhoods” on each side. Furthermore, it’s not just a couple pyramids but dozens of ruins over an incredible amount of land. I’d guess that it’s a couple square miles of land with various pyramids, altars, living residences, aquaducts, and various other random areas, like astronomical viewing areas. It’s really quite remarkable to see how advanced a civilization that lived thousands of years ago was. The highest temple that we climbed was 55 meters tall, and it’s amazing that they were constructed without modern construction equipment. The pyramids also coordinate to cardinal directions as well which is remarkable. Even though we pretty much went non-stop from Nicaragua all the way up to Tikal to spend around 6 hours there, it was definitely worth it. Along with Iguazu in Argentina, Tikal is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in my travels thus far. To make the whole experience that much more special – we had perfect blue sky with big fluffy clouds. We’d been a tad concerned about going to Guatemala in the heart of the rainy season, but thus far it wasn’t affecting us at all (the whole region is in a drought – unfortunate for farmers, fortunate for travelling).

We were so drawn into the ruins and their awesomeness that we didn’t each anything until we got out of the park. Initially we were just going to hop on the shuttle and go back to Santa Elena and eat there. We asked the shuttle driver when he was leaving, and he said that if we were the only ones leaving, he was going to wait until the next hour (the shuttles leave on the hour with the last ones leaving at 4, 5 and 6. Since he said we wouldn’t be leaving, we headed over to a restaurant and get some food. Right after ordering, the shuttle driver came over and said that more people came and that he’d be leaving and there wouldn’t be another shuttle. Upset at the lack of responsibility this company appeared to exercise (breaking us into the park now this?) we demanded he find out. He called his bosses and they said they would send another bus afterwards. That was enough to calm our nerves so we were able to eat happily. We downed this much needed food and saw upon exiting that the driver hadn’t even left – he’d waited for us with the other people that had showed up earlier. Have no fear, he did fail us again: when we got back to the town we were staying in, instead of dropping us off at the hotel (they picked us up at the hotel), he just dropped us off in front of their office and told us our hotel was down the street. “Thanks buddy.” All in all, they get an F for service. Had Tikal not been everything we’d hoped for plus more, I’d have taken this very poorly. They’re lucky they have such an amazing ruins to soothe the nerves of their customers after they provide their crummy service.

Once back at the hotel, we had a handful of hours to wait until we had to catch our bus back to Guatemala City. During this time, I ran around like a madman in search of a pay phone (to confirm our reservation in another hotel) and an ATM that would work for me. After finding one and getting back to the hotel where Brie had been waiting, we decided to catch the bus that left an hour earlier so as not to wait longer in the hotel. When we arrived at the terminal, the bus was getting ready to go, but we were able to switch our tickets for the last seats available on the bus. With regards to quality, the bus was up there with those of Ticabus, and we got the front row seats on the top of the bus (it was a two level bus). The improved comfort meant that we were able to catch some needed zzz’s on the way back to Guatemala City.

The bus ride back to the capital city flew by and we were pretty well rested when we rolled in. Our negotiating skills had improved and we got a cab ride to the next bus terminal for 6 dollars. However, we felt kind of badly because this ride was definitely the same distance or longer than the trip from the Ticabus station a few days ago. At the station (the side of the road), we were told that the bus (which I’m guessing was a big impressive bus) had already left but we could take a big bus to San Marcos. We were going to San Marcos La Laguna, but I assumed this was the same place (you can probably see where this is going). The cobrador on the bus told us it’d take about 5 hours, and according to the PC Guatemala volunteer who lived there, that sounded more or less about what it should’ve been. It was a schoolbus like we were used to in Nicaragua, but this one was a lot more “upgraded”. They’d installed a TV and VCR, and the interior didn’t show the wear and tear that our busses show in Nicaragua.

The bus driver was as equally crazy as the driver who had driven us to Tikal the other day and would take the turns going so fast that he would lean into them. Understandably, everytime we would make a turn, Brie and I would fly into eachother. A couple of hours into the ride, we hit a traffic jam of some sort. Our bus driver was having none of this (either busses in Guatemala are on a schedule or he’s just really impatient), and he pulled a U-turn in the middle of the highway. In the process of this U-turn, we crashed into the truck in front of us, and hit the roof of a shop on the side of the road, but we got out! The bus then headed down what seemed to be a highway that was under construction. There were other cars on this path, so it seemed that we were heading in the right direction. After getting off the highway, we pulled onto a super small dirt road (it’s width was just a little wider than the bus) that wound through a cornfield and next to a solid dirt wall. After navigating the inaugural journey down this newfound “highway”, which also took us through the middle of a soccer field, we got back on the main road.

Our first main stop was in Quetzalguaque or “Xela” (pronounced shela) as it is called (I’d probably give it a nickname too, some Guatemalan cities have brutal names). It was complete chaos and I it was here that Guatemala loses out to the bus stations we have in Nicaragua. It didn’t appear that there was any sort of structure – it was like being stuck in traffic with 50 different busses.

We departed after around 30 minutes in the “terminal,” and went straight into the mountains. This yielded more high-speed turns for the next few hours. Before long, we saw signs for San Marcos, San Pedro, as well as other towns whose names I recognised from the guidebook. However, each time we passed through one, there was one notable characteristic that was missing – Lago Atitlán. I kept thinking, “It’s impossible that we’re passing through all these towns whose names I recognise from the lake region and have their be no lake.” We rolled into San Pedro, which has the reputation of being a party town, and I was struck by the size of it – it would rival Nicaraguan cities in terms of size. I guessed that would coincide with a party town, but I was still wondering where the lake was. We then saw a sign for “San Marcos Touristic Area” – this I thought would surely mark the start of the lake. And I was wrong. We were in San Marcos all right, and all the names I recognised were definitely names from the guidebook, but they were also cities that had the exact same names in practically the same order as the small towns that are on Lago Atitlán. Who thought to do that?

Realising that we were in the wrong San Marcos, that we’d been on a bus for 14 consecutive hours, that we were 4 hours away from our actual destination, and that we’d have to spend the night in this San Marcos, that we’d crisscrossed the country and were about an hour from the Mexican border (again), was all too much for me. I had as much of a meltdown as I’ve ever had and I just closed up – that was the end of social interaction from me for the next 30 minutes. Afterwards, it was funny, but in the moment it was too shocking for me to comprehend.

We walked to the closest hotel we could find where we caught the staff equally off guard. It was as if we were the first non-Guatemalans they’d seen in their entire lives. After my meltdown, I went to the cyber to find out exactly where the hell we were (at that point, we had no idea), and to buy some lunch since we were absolutely starving. I checked online at a cyber to find out exactly where it was we were and I paid with 10 Quetzales. Seeing this bill triggered the following response from the boy that was working. “Do you have anything smaller?” For those of you not paying attention before, the conversion rate is 8 Quetzales to a dollar. So I was paying him $1.25 for 50 cents of Internet time. I did not have anything smaller, so he gave me my change, for the most part in 10-centavo coins – which is a little more than a penny (1.25 cents for those of you that are interested). I later found out that day that there is a 5-centavo coin as well.

Having acquired all this new change, I tried to call our hotel that we were supposed to arrive at, but nobody picked up. Then I set out looking for food. The terminal, which reminded me of a plaza in Denver (16th and Market), had no food, so I wandered down the street until I found a vendor selling chicken. The guy making the chicken told me to wait a few minutes until it was done, so while I did, I tried chatting up the people that were next to me. Immediately it became clear that they did not understand me – because they didn’t speak Spanish. I hadn’t realised there were so many native Guatemalans (I read some figure that said 30% in San Marcos are indigenous Guatemalans), but this yielded quite the awkward moment, as if being the only white guy in the whole town wasn’t awkward enough.

Food in hand, I went back to the hotel where the soccer team that was occupying all the other rooms in the hotel were having their last meal before leaving. Brie was passed out in the room and following me knocking for so long I thought that she had left, she opened the door and we ate the much needed, and surprisingly tasty food. It seems Guatemalans enjoy spicy food! Afterwards, Brie headed off to procure us some warmer clothes since we were freezing (it was definitely in the 50s that night). Thirty minutes and less than 7 dollars later, we donned some sweatshirts that made taking a nap…possible. Post-nap, we headed out to grab some dinner (travelling is tough on your body), and found a tiny comedor where we got a great dinner (and black beans – something super uncommon in Nicaragua). No longer dreading (but not exactly delighting in) this detour we made, we headed back to the hotel and went to sleep early.

Come morning, we were ready to get to the lakeside vacation we’d planned on. This time around the cobrador lied to us about a smaller microbus leaving at that hour, but there was nothing we could’ve done with it – at least we were leaving. The ride back to Xela was as jarring as our past experiences had been, and we spent the majority of the ride listening to the native Mayan language that some kids were speaking. It’s a language that’s full of harsh short sounds and we couldn’t understand anything. With most languages I’ve felt I’ve been able to distinguish some words, or at least I’d be able to write down what it sounds like, but with this language it was impossible. It’d definitely be an interesting language to learn.

Once in Xela, we got off only to find that where we wanted to go was where the bus was going (I’ve been told that before). Luckily, there was a guy on the bus who was going to the same place, so we were able to get off when he did, but that’s not to say I wasn’t worried – I probably looked over at him every 15 seconds for 45 minutes to make sure, as Brie said, that he didn’t jump out the window at the stop. Fortunately, he made no mad dash out the window, and we got off at our stop, Los Encuentros, with no problem.

The bus going to Panajachel (or Pana as the call it there) was much more like a Nicaraguan bus – packed. Though we were still able to get a seat, it was a lot more familiar. One new thing we noticed on the busses this morning was how when there were not enough seats, people would sit inbetween the seats. The seat cushions were close enough that somebody could plant a cheek on each side and sit without falling. Sometimes this option was chosen over going to a seat in the rear of the bus.

Following a short ride down the mountain, we ended up in Sololá, which was host to a beautiful church and a big park. We were under the notion that this was Panajachel, but that was quickly proved wrong when a cobrador on the other side of the park started yelling “Panajachel!” We hopped in, huge backpacks and all, and Brie smashed her head on the doorway of the bus for a souveneir that she’ll never forget. The ride to Pana was even shorter than the one to Sololá, and not knowing we had arrived, got off a stop later. Fortunately, it was just a short stroll down the road to get to Pana, but being one who asks things a million times just for confirmation, I asked a police officer how to get to the docks (we had to take a boat to San Marcos La Laguna). His directions consisted of telling me that I should keep walking until I reach the police officer that is wearing the same reflective vest that he’s wearing. I suppose that’s a pretty useful way to go about giving directions – send people in the right direction towards somebody who is closer and will have a clearer idea. From police officer number 2, we made our way to the docks with the unsolicited help of some guy who may or may not have been working for the boats that took us to San Marcos.

The boats are exactly like busses, but in boat form, which was a more “vacation way” to deal with transportation. We stopped in a few villages before arriving in San Marcos La Laguna (travelling by boat confirmed the fact that we were indeed at the correct San Marcos). After jumping out on the dock, Raúl, a boy of fourteen (I’d have guessed he was 10 or younger), walked us to our hotel (once again without asking for the help). Yet we were so overjoyed to be where we were supposed to be that Raúl earned himself a few Quetzales for his help.

Our “hotel” was really nothing like what you’d think of a hotel. All the buildings were separate and had thatch roofs on them. To reach any building you took a short, narrow path that had an abundance of plants that seemed to envelop the paths completely. Moreso, there were only 6 rooms in the hotel which really takes away the hotel feel to it. It felt a lot more like a small community – particularly after we were brought to our room (there were no formalities to checking in, I just said I had a reservation, “Ah! Richard!” and apparently that was the password). Our “room” was less of a room and more of a house. We first passed through a bamboo door that, it turned out, was the door to our entryway. The path leading to the door winded around the side of the bungalow, which was all windows (the natural light was great), to a door that too was a couple of windows. After showing us our room, the staff (a handful of local Mayans) member left. “I thought it had a bathroom.” Brie mentioned. It was then that I saw another door in our “compound” sort of hotel room – a door to the bathroom. The roof of the bathroom was a sort of semi-transparent sheet of plastic that let in generous amounts of life, as if that was needed. The toilet had a door closing to it, the sink was completely exposed, and 2 small rooms – a towel room, and the shower – were next to the sink. What made it even cooler were the vines and plants that came down into the shower – it was just like how you’d picture a “tropical paradise” shower!

After we were able to close our jaws and had unpacked, we grabbed some breakfast in their restaurant (a vegetarian restaurant). Here too we were amazed with the hotel we were in (something like a dream it seemed) – the food was incredible too. Following our meal, we wandered through the numerous footpaths that surrounded the lakeside part of San Marcos. On this stroll, one thing became abundantly clear – this place was full of hippies. Being an absolutely beautiful place, this has attracted people that have money to build a house on the lake, and huge quantities of holistic/spiritual/natural healing places. I counted no less than 7 places that offered everything from acupuncture and massages to crystal healing and a lunar meditation course. What stands out about this is that the town is the size of mine – about 3,000 – and yet it has an amazingly huge tourist industry. What’s even more shocking is that it’s a Peace Corps site. I would probably go nuts if I were placed in a site where so many white people, hippies specifically, were roaming and destroying the natural charm/feeling of the town. Props to her for being able to manage it.

We wandered around a bit more, we returned to our room and chilled out for the majority of the day before enjoying our first dinner that night (and did we enjoy it!). This dinner was strange in two ways: first, vegetarian shepherds pie was by far the last thing I expected to be eating on a trip to Guatemala. Second, even though she’s Irish, Brie had never in her life tried shepherds pie. What stood out about meals in the restaurant was the sheer amount of food that we were given, a stark contrast to how meals generally are in Nicaragua restaurants. The last time I’d eaten so much food in one sitting was last Thanksgiving. This is how all the meals in the hotel were to go – amazing and amazingly filling.

That first day we only ventured along the main (and only) road in town, just checking around to see what it is that the town offered. We found the hotel where we would have stayed, the local pulperias, the hippy-dippy places, and a restaurant owned by a former Guatemala Peace Corps volunteer’s husband. He chatted us up a bit, about Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize (which we were completely oblivious to), Peace Corps, and a handful of other subjects. We had a satisfying lunch there and bought some locally made chocolate that is made in one of the towns on the lake. Surprisingly the food left us really full (every meal ended with this feeling), so for dinner we ventured up to the main road and got some Guatemalan street food. Their principal street food is essentially a nacatamale (a cornlike pie with meat in it) but they spice theirs up with their spicy artificial hot sauce – which just makes the meal that much tastier.

The next day, following another meal that overwhelmed our senses (a fruit salad with yoghurt, honey, and homemade granola), we decided to go kayaking. We’d initially planned to rent the kayaks from a particular guy we’d talk to the previous day, but he was nowhere to be found. Being the tourist destination it is, we found another one that was run by local mayans, which incidentally is the only local owned and run tourist catered business in town.

Simply getting the kayaks was a journey – we crossed the whole town, a soccer field and various docks before the kayaks were pulled out from the side of a house. We rented a two-person kayak, which was fortunate (for me anyhow) because the water was kind of choppy, and just got worse as time progressed. Being the first time I’d ever kayaked, I thoroughly enjoyed it. We had initially planned on being out for 3 hours, but due to the rough waters and a storm that was blowing over one of the volcanoes, a sandy beach we’d been aiming for had to be put off for another day. Getting back took a whole lot more effort than it took getting there, but after realising that the kayak would indeed float, I was less apprehensive and ignored the fact that I didn’t have a life preserver and can’t swim. As we got closer to the shore, the problem that we thought we’d encounter indeed was one – we had no idea where’d we’d left from, “Was it that hill right there?” For some reason, the guy we’d rented from was at the shore and waving for us to come in (even though we told him we wouldn’t be back for another hour and a half). We dropped off the kayak and back at his little tourist hut, we talked to him about the climate, the plants, and life in San Marcos. Following the informational session, he sent us off with a fresh jocote (a fruit, that while sweet, leaves a sort of film on your teeth that dissuades me enough to not eat them in Nicaragua). Later that night, we enjoyed a Mayan Sauna, which I initially thought was an oven and after learning it indeed was a sauna, was reluctant to get in. Despite thinking I would be baked, it was a new positive experience. Unfortunately for us though, this would be the only time we would enjoy it (it’s a small space, and it would be quite awkward being confined to it with other people). For dinner, we bought some whole wheat bread (the perk of having hippies around, “All natural man!”), an avocado, and some honey. That was a perfect and completely satisfying meal.

We started the next morning once again with an amazing meal in the hotel. Since we’d been kayaking the day before, this day would be our first “relaxing day” of our vacation thus far. I put a sizeable dent in a new book I’d been dying to read for so long, Oracle Bones by Peter Hessler. This day encompassed what I’d always hoped out of a vacation. Since we didn’t have anything big planned, we ventured over to the hotel we would have stayed at to have a drink. Can you have a vacation without alcohol? Their restaurant/bar offered an amazing view of the lake, but the prices for…well, everything made me glad that we stayed where we were. It was the first time I’d had a White Russian (I’d tried one before that was amazing), but this time around it didn’t suit me. Some people like really boozy drinks, and it was, but not enjoying drinking it’s just not my style. After a drink there, we headed to the hotel next door to ours to get some Mexican food. We split a plate of tasty food here, but got even worse drinks than we did before – these didn’t even have alcohol in them. My mojito looked like a health drink because the mint was blended in it. This left me 0 for 2 on drinks. Dinner filled us up too much, so we once again opted for some tasty whole wheat bread along with a sort of banana nut bread that was made in a shop down the path from our hotel.

Thursday we got up early and ate before going kayaking again, but this time we rented from the guy who we’d planned to rent from the first time around. For kayaking, the day couldn’t have been better. The weather was beautiful and the water was wave-free. The kayaks left a little more to be desired though and we weren’t able to clip along at quite the same rate as we were in the other kayaks. To top that off I couldn’t kayak in a straight line, just to the right. In spite of this unconscious drive to always go right, we made it to the unreached beach from our first kayaking experience to find that it was a tiny strip of beach, and not the perfect white sand beach mirage that I saw from way out on the lake. Having reached our goal, we turned around and got back to San Marcos on Goggins time (with loads of time to spare). Once back, we chatted with the kayak guy who it appeared spoke Spanish as a second language (he had a phrase that he dropped constantly, like a person from Massachusetts would always say “wicked”).

Post-kayaking, we headed off to the main event of our day – a massage. We figured that if we were there, we might as well take advantage of what those hippies have to offer. I got a sports massage that was a mixture of Swedish, Shiat-su, deep tissue massage, and stretching. After never having had a massage before, I was super satisfied with how it went. However, I had always imagined that a massage would make me feel like I was walking on air (like yoga does), but it’s a different kind of good. That night, though we weren’t hungry, we tried to down one of the massive dinners that the hotel restaurant had, and we failed. Not just that, but we were so full we weren’t able to take advantage of the sauna which we were told was available. So instead, we chose the only viable option – sleep.

Friday, our last day in San Marcos, was not even spent there. We took the boat to Panajachel to look at the artesan goods that were sold along the streets – apparently this was the best place in the country to get them (like Masaya in Nicaragua). Additionally, we’d read that there was some sort of American market with “all the things you miss from home!” This claim was too good to turn down, so we headed on over. Getting there resembled the first day we were stumbling to the boats – we got directions from a policeman. The officer we talked to gave us the same directions, “Walk down the street until you see the guy who is dressed like me, he can tell you.” Like last time, the second guy knew exactly where we were talking about and told us where it was.

In the market, we were kind of disappointed because it wasn’t as big as they claimed (it was called the Pana Super – super means big here). Just when we’d lost hope on finding something we’d really wanted (dark chocolate), there it was at the entrance – Lindt Dark Chocolate…and truffles! Sweets in hand, we made it 3 feet outside of the store before eating our truffles…that we needed…for…energy. Yes. Energy. Newly energized, we went looking through the ventas negotiating. Really though, it was more Brie looking at the ventas and me going into every travel agency doing price comparison on shuttles going to Antigua the next day. For lunch we grabbed a pizza with some enormous milkshakes (a berry one – impossible to get in Nicaragua), thereby satisfying the strange craving I had the entire week for a pizza. We caught a boat back to San Marcos later in the afternoon and enjoyed our last dinner in the restaurant of our hotel (which we were smart enough to share this time around) before reading and heading to bed.

That morning, we woke up early to grab breakfast one last time. The fruit salad and French toast tasted that much more amazing, and I enjoyed it that much more knowing I wouldn’t eat such rich food for a while. We paid our bill, packed our bags and were out of the hotel and at the dock by 10 AM. From there we took our last boat ride across the lake and arrived in Panajachel with enough time for me to mail off a couple postcards.

Our shuttle for Antigua showed up a little late but after getting outside the city limits, there was some sort of mixup that resulted in us waiting at the side of the highway for a bigger shuttle to come get us (even though there were only 4 of us). As chance would have it, the placed where we stopped was a beautiful overlook of Panajachel and Lago Atitlán, so I grabbed one last memory.

The shuttle that eventually showed up was an enormous Mercedes 20-passenger vehicle…for just the 4 of us. Anyway, a couple hours later we arrived in Antigua at our hotel, which on the interior resembled an old 1900’s hotel with its incredibly intricate woodwork. The strange thing was that this hotel – much like every other place we’ve stayed in Guatemala – did not ask for our passports, names, or anything. They just gave us a room.

After leaving our stuff in the room, we took a walk through Antigua to discover the charms it offered (they say that it is how Granada is supposed to be). The town used to be the capital of Guatemala for some 230ish years – and because of this, I had high hopes. However, after strolling around for a few hours, I definitely got an idea of where all these good comments came from, but I find Granada to be a whole lot impressive (and I can’t stand Granada). I don’t know who brought the initial praise upon Antigua, but I expected a lot more for all the hype.

Before dinner, we headed back to our hotel to get cleaned up (along with taking the hottest shower I’d had in 2 years). Antigua’s other claim to fame is the food, so we were definitely going to take advantage of it – it is a vacation after all. The game plan was also to go a club, but this was the less desireable activity for the night (for me anyway). Initially, after our first walk through town, we’d decided to grab some fondue or go to the Irish pub for fish and chips – but both of them lost out to the jiving atmosphere that a Mexican restaurant had. Since it was the last real night of our vacation (the next night would be in Guatemala City, a place we were spending the night since we had to get to the bus terminal early), we just ordered anything we felt like, which was close to everything. The restaurant had a great atmosphere, amazing food, and the drinks finally fit the bill. Following this meal, we just weren’t feeling the club (I never was, but I talked Brie out of it), so we went home where I slept and Brie was kept awake the whole night by drunken morons running around the hotel (everybody should bring ear plugs).

My other high point in Antigua came the next morning at breakfast. We went to a bagel breakfast place that offered a 20% discount for Peace Corps volunteers – AWESOME. Antigua, you redeemed yourself with that one. Post-breakfast, we vacated our room, reserved a shuttle for Guatemala City, and Brie got a pedicure. We decided to eat at the Irish pub for lunch before we left (those fish and chips were calling our names). The pub was mostly empty, and fish and chips were only served on Fridays and Saturdays (why?). Also unfortunate was the steep price for a Guinness ($7.50), so I settled for a local beer. After a bowl of Irish stew, we killed a few hours before catching our shuttle to Guatemala City.

Our hotel in the city was near the airport (made a mile away), but it was in a gated community, which calmed our nerves (the main zone looked sketchy, and the city has some not so good neighbourhoods). The staff was SUPER nice and helpful and told us a good place to eat and get money would be the enormous Oakland Mall. They called us a taxi (a metered one at that!), whose driver was super friendly and gave us his card after dropping us off at the mall.

Now the mall – that was impressive. The difference between malls in the U.S. and malls in Central America (it seems) is that in the U.S. they’re for the middle class, whereas here they are for the upper class. Due to this, this Oakland mall was by far the biggest mall I’d ever been to in my life (I haven’t been to Mall of America). I had some serious culture shock just walking into it. After browsing for a while, we grabbed some crepes and called our taxi driver to come pick us up. Back at the hotel, we let the staff know we’d be waking up super early (it was a guesthouse, so the “staff” actually lived there). After getting cleaned up, we turned in for the night.

The next day (at the god awful hour of 4:30) we woke up to find that the owner of the guesthouse, a tiny cheery old man, had poured us some orange juice and left some crackers on a table in the common area. He was super cheerful, which either meant that he was a machine with endless energy, or he was just naturally chipper. Either way, it was a nice was to wake up with such a positive vibe. He and another staff member (his son?) then drove us to the bus terminal.

The bus ride out of Guatemala came and went without much hoopla, and we arrived at our hotel in San Salvador at around 10:30 – plenty of time to explore the city. We too had heard about the incredible malls that San Salvador had, so we decided to check that one out as well. The hotel staff informed us that we could walk down to a particular highway and catch a bus to a gigantic mall. What they didn’t tell us was that the busses (we were looking for 101 or 42) had variations of the numbers. So while I was looking for 101, I saw 101 A, B, C and D. Which one were we to catch? This confusion, and supposed proximity to the mall led to us walking there. We were a tad disenchanted with the walk (not close), but when we got there we saw that it was an outdoor mall with a similar setup to an outlet mall.

We grabbed a meal at Bennigans (restaurants like this are popular and “higher class” than they are in the U.S.), some gelato in the mall, and then went and saw the Time Traveler’s Wife (left a lot to be desired) in a gigantic theatre that had 6 people in it (including us). Following our movie, we wanted to go back to the amazing grocery store we’d gone to when we’d first passed through San Salvador, but we’d need to catch a cab – but there were none to be found. We found another police officer (they’ve tended to be good sources of information) and he called us a cab. During this whole process though, there was a man and his wife walking through the parking lot. Upon seeing us, he came over and asked where we were going. “To the supermarket by the Brazilian Embassy.” He then offered to drive us there, but since the taxi had arrived, we decided to respectfully decline. The taxi driver wasn’t too sure of where we were going though, and this mysteriously helpful man told him that the supermarket was near the Peace Corps office. Brie and I both looked at eachother, more attentive now than ever, was it possible that this guy worked for Peace Corps? It’s rare to find somebody who knows about Peace Corps, so this was just an interesting occurrence, but we’ll never know. At the supermarket, we grabbed what we so desired (for me 2 liters of German beer, an A&W rootbeer and a bottle of Plax), and headed back to our hotel room for the night.

The next day flew by and we rolled into Nicaragua 2 hours earlier than we thought we would (despite being held up at the Nicaraguan border for an hour). I was missing the feeling of being familiar with my surroundings, but this was quickly negated when the taxi driver ripped me off. During this, Brie went and grabbed some food for dinner while I waited with all our stuff at the bus terminal. Once back, we hopped on a micro and went to Malpaisillo – thus ending my vacation.

And what a vacation it was!

Before my vacation I was reading like crazy too, I read Oracle Bones while on the vacation. Without further ado:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone – A. The first Harry Potter book did to me exactly what it has done to so many millions of people out there – it hooked me. However, the end fight scene was really lame. If the rest of the book wasn’t great, I’d complain.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets – A. Once again, a book I just couldn’t put down. Again disappointed with the final battle.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – A. I’ve got 20 pages left, but essentially I’ve finished it. The book really drew me in and just made me want to drink butter beer, a real beer, or just something tasty that would equally overwhelm my taste buds.

Oracle Bones – A+. This book is now my favourite book of all time. Peter Hessler, the author of River Town, has such a great writing style that I just never wanted the book to end. Usually when you’re reading any book, you want to find out what happens in the end, but this book is nonfiction and ends when he reaches the end of time (present day). He provides a great look into Chinese people and the culture. I will definitely be reading any book Hessler writes, I don’t care if he writes a dictionary – I’ll read it


Yams!

2009 29 September

September 23rd – September 28th

Wednesday I did a bit of running around to plan my classes and also to help my winning business group get ready for the competition. Combined with a trip to Johani’s house to hang out with her and her family, I was pretty “busy” the whole day.

On Thursday, I woke up super early to work out (around 4:30) and did my normal routine before getting ready for class. I was fortunate to get up so early because a student from my public school showed up to tell me that the class would begin a half hour early, and class would only be 30 minutes long. Apparently the teachers were going to get together to discuss the conduct of the students and turn in grades as well. So my kids got to go home a couple hours early even though they didn’t have school for 5 weeks in a row. The kids were restless and I spent the majority of the class moving students from one side of the room while attempting the find the right (or wrong) chemistry between students that would yield silence. When I showed up to my class at my private school, I arrived 10 minutes early to write up everything on the board. I passed my students (all of whom were in a group) and told them class would be quick today if they showed up on time. They responded by telling me that there wasn’t class today (as they always do). Ignoring their begging to not have class, I prepared the class and waited. When the bell finally rang, two of my kids were in the class and the rest were outside in the park. I told them to get in the classroom because class had begun, to which they said I promised there wouldn’t be classes after the competition. So they boycotted class. I’ve dealt with their complaints the entire year that I wasn’t going to fight them this time – so I just took points off their grades. My job is to teach the kids, not fight them on everything I ask them to do. With class being cancelled, I hopped on the bus to go to Malpaisillo and celebrate Brie’s birthday.

The next day, Brie was going to Rivas (a city in the south of Nicaragua), so I spent the majority of the day in Managua hanging out with a couple English volunteers I hadn’t seen in a while (around a year). We went out to lunch and then I spent the rest of the afternoon watching trashy reality TV with another business volunteer from my group (it really makes you feel good about yourself, given you’re not as trashy and stupid as the people on the shows).

Following an hour or so of watching that crap, I headed to Granada where I met up with Brie. We went out for dinner at what essentially is an air-conditioned sports bar (Mom and Dad à you went here). While there are a lot of good restaurants in Granada (definitely more reputable than a sports bar), the entire benefit is that it’s freezing inside and is away from the street (meaning that street performers and every other person doesn’t come up asking for money). While that may seem unjustifiable still, the food at the “sportsbar” is actually quite good. We got a mountain of food and some really good cocktails for more than reasonable prices. However, as if that was going to stop us (it’s not often we get to eat such rich food), we went out for dessert as well. We should’ve listened to our stomachs though à people in this country have no idea how to make a good cake. We were ready to explode following that meal, but that’s what we went for, so the day was successful.

The next day, we grabbed some breakfast before heading to the enormous supermarket in Managua (seeing a theme in this trip?). We walked around there for around an hour and a half before settling on some items we can’t get anywhere else – like Italian wine, yams and yoohoo. In before hopping a bus to Malpaisillo, we picked up a rotisserie chicken to top off our meal and caught a bus.

We got into Malpaisillo around dinnertime and were up to our ears with the delight that the rotisserie chicken, yams and wine brought to us. Unfortunately, the movie we bought (Duplicity – some movie with Clive Owen and Julia Roberts as counterintelligence agents for private corporations) was horrible. You can’t win them all.

The next day, I headed back to Achuapa on one of the morning busses. Upon boarding, I noticed 2 white people near the back of the bus – they turned out to be the couchsurfers that I was going to meet up with later that day. They’re going up to the Spanish school near Achuapa for a week, so I chatted with them the whole bus ride up. I also spoke with a Nicaraguan who lives in El Sauce about my plights in Achuapa (being called a CIA agent and a terrorist). He was so angry about this, he gave me his number and told me to give him a call if I ever get tired of dealing with the people. “Just call me, and a guy I know will make them disappear. Just say the word.” I gave him the required thank you but told him it’d probably be better if I just avoided the people instead of having them killed.

Once we arrived in Achuapa, I took the couchsurfers (a French couple) to our local comedor where we grabbed some lunch before they caught the bus to the town where the Spanish school is. During lunch, I learned that the guy is a ski instructor, her girlfriend is a preschool teacher, and they’re travelling through Central America until December. After which, they’ll go back to their tiny town near the French-Italian border in time for ski season. From what it sounds like, they’re going to spend the night at my house on Sunday, though they’ll have to get up at 3 AM with me the next day so I can go to León for the regional business competition. I relaxed the rest of the day (particularly since its been so hot) and in the process I forgot to buy food for dinner – it was fritanga food for me.

Come Monday, I woke up early (but not early enough to exercise) and went to the primary school for the first round of my yearly spelling bee. This year I worked with the 5th graders in addition to the 6th graders. The kids were super nervous and in the end, while I had some ties, I didn’t need to do some arbitrary act to select the top 5 from each class. Strangely, only 2 guys are going on to the next round, and the top 5 scores in the 6th grade were higher than the best score by the top 5th grader. While the top student from both grade is going on to the next round, it made me think – are the 6th graders more “able” to do this activity than the 5th graders? Or did the 6th graders just study more? Also, why was the average score of the boys significantly lower than the average score of the girls?

I went and did some errands afterwards and ran into the mother of one of the students who participated in the competition. Coincidentally (or not coincidentally?), the girl is the niece of my buddy who owns a bike shop. Upon seeing me, the mother came up to me, eager as ever, to ask how her daughter did in the spelling bee. Upon telling her that her daughter got the highest score out of any of the students in 5th and 6th grade she near exploded and almost accidentally hugged me. She was completely elated and told me how hard she’d studied and that she’d helped her study for the competition. It was good to see that my activity yielded parental involvement and motivated the parents as well as the students. It’s definitely an event that could be hugely beneficial to Nicaragua if they implemented it everywhere instead of just some places (I know they have it some places, but it’s not part of any curriculum). That was a good pick me up after having such a rocky end to the last school week.


Finally, a tangible result (and I´m over wanting a dog…maybe)

2009 23 September

September 16th – September 22nd

Just as I was getting over my longing for puppy I showed up Johani’s farm where I met their new random dog. It’s a couple months old, and just wandered onto their farm one day and wouldn’t go away. After warming up to me, we became good friends with it following me everywhere. I was so elated with it, that I returned the next day to play with it – only to have to repeat the process all over again because it didn’t remember me. On the way back from her farm, Fran, the volunteer from El Sauce (the wife of the guy who came to visit me), called me to put in an order for the curtains that my winning business group makes. I stopped by one of my student’s house to let him know that he’d need to fill the order. I think then he figured out that the project wasn’t just a requirement for my class.

Over the weekend I went to Malpaisillo and there the veterinarian was selling little tiny puppies. It’s like god is rubbing in my face the fact that I can’t have a pet. The strange thing is that before I was offered one, I had only seen puppies once during my entire service. Now since my thoughts of getting one started, I’ve seen what seems to be millions. Either that or I’m just more aware of dogs/puppies. Who knows? To get the “I want a dog” out of my system I played with Brie’s dog sporadically in what was more of a “Oh I love you dog/God I hate you dog” situation. It was fun playing with her, petting her and whatnot, but then when she’d bother me and jump on me (and get me dirty), I’d bust out a bowl of water (or the new squirtgun I was sent) and go after her.

Brie and I also went to a quinceñera for one of her students. It was here that I finally understood birthday parties in Nicaragua – they have absolutely nothing to do with the person celebrating the party. There is no happy birthday, there are no opening presents, and there is pretty much no focus on the person whose birthday it is. The main focus of a birthday is entertaining guests. When we showed up, we dropped off a gift, Brie said hello to her student, and we sat down. There was music and a DJ and music playing, but aside from an initial dance with the birthday girl and her father, she never had the center stage for the rest of the night. There was nothing to distinguish it from being another party. After the father-daughter dance, they brought us food and drinks and we ate. The majority of the guests said few if any words to the birthday girl, and just rather just enjoyed their meals. It was a super weird dynamic to see, particularly because people tend to complain about it afterward. I just don’t get it.

Sunday I went back to Achuapa, and upon getting off the bus and eating lunch, I went back to Johani’s farm to play with their dog…I mean, to hang out with her and her family. Here, a girl who works at our local mini-super was talking with Johani about her current situation – she’s 20 years old and wants to study in the university. However, her mother is going to Costa Rica to work, and says that she has to take care of her two brothers, who are 12 and 16 respectively. The girl has the option to get a job as a nanny in Estelí and to be able to study there on the weekends without having to take a 3 hour bus that she would take if she lived in Achuapa). Johani and her family were trying to convince her that the best decision was to stand up to her mother and to study because she loses the ability to study for each year that she puts it off. When she still wasn’t convinced, she used me as an example – which embarrasses me, but I’m glad I’m seen as a good example at least. Upon hearing this, and listening to my point of view, the girl was suddenly empowered and said she was going to march home and tell her mom that she wasn’t going to have her impede her from studying anymore. It was good to see education put as a priority, particularly since the majority of my students in high school don’t take it seriously at all.

The beginning of the week went by without much of anything interesting. I’ve got two mediocre books that I’m trying to get through – both being so boring, that I have to switch between the two just so I keep reading. One of them received high praise, but I can’t stand it.

On Tuesday, I went to the primary school to talk with the directora about scheduling the spelling bee (it’s going to be next Monday and Tuesday), then went to my instituto to talk with my winning business group. Truth be told, I wasn’t exactly talking, but telling/demanding. My kids had two months (the most amount of time in the entire country) to prepare themselves for the regional competition, and they’d done absolutely nothing so far. I told them to show up to my house so I could explain the process to them, and get their business plan ready as well. When they came to my house in the afternoon, it appeared that they talked about their project for the first time. Following a brief chat, they suddenly realised (or realized for those that get annoyed) that 15 people wanted to buy their curtains. They could bring in 3,750 cordobas by just getting their act together. That sum, which is a little more than 180 dollars, is a ton – it is close to what I make in a month. While it’s a lot for me, it’s like a bar of gold for the kids since they have virtually no costs whatsoever. Hopefully they’ll pull everything together and win the competition (which they definitely have a chance of doing). However, on top of that, I have one group of students that now realise that there is serious money making potential in starting a business, permitted they have a desired product, and the proper execution. It definitely is good to have something productive come out of the class, aside from seeing that the students understand a concept – now they’re actually using that understanding and earning money for themselves.

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Thsi is how fresh eggs get delivered from farms to the shops


More competitions and a drug bust

2009 16 September

September 9th – September 11th

Once again, I had class cancelled on Wednesday. While this was nothing new, I went about my day like I have the past couple of weeks. I kept practicing my cooking and came down with symptoms of a stomach illness. Fortunately, it appears that it turned out to be just food poisoning. This was quite exciting news since it was my first case of actually having food poisoning and not something more damaging…like a parasite, giardia, bacterial infection, etc. It may seem odd that I would be so jazzed about this, but as I’ve mentioned in previous entries – my health is just not something I take for granted. With that scare over and done with, I’m not pushing 5 months without a major stomach illness. Such a champ.

Thursday, I headed to Telica (a large-ish town near León) to be a judge in their business competition. I had to wake up at 3 AM to catch the bus down there, and rolled in a little before 7 AM. Once there, I met up with the new volunteer there, Pieter. I figured I’d help him out with doing errands to help with the competition, and instead I was treated to seeing him have a typical Peace Corps experience (at least for a business volunteer). We went to the Casa de Cultura to grab some speakers and microphone that he got donated, only to find out that they were going to use the equipment for another event that morning. After some quick deliberation, the guys decided they had to give him the equipment (it was signed by the mayor after all) and we waited for the vice-mayor to show up with a truck to transport all the chairs and equipment to his school. We waited and waited before heading to the mayor’s office, “Oh, the vice-mayor is in Managua with the truck. Sorry.” Nevertheless, Pieter pulled it together and got the local government to come through on their end. His competition was pretty good, aside from being unbelievably hot (we’re having a severe drought right now – things are turning brown now and this is supposed to be the heaviest part of the rainy season). After the competition, Jordan and I (she was a judge as well) caught a ride with our project specialist to León. In León, we grabbed the mail, discussed the school year, and took a dog she’s dog-sitting for a walk (he looks like the dog from the TV show Wishbone and is named Pasa or Raisin in English).

After killing a couple of hours, we met up with Brie and made some rounds of León to try to fundraise some money for our regional business competition. We then hit the grocery store (it’s always great to at least look at all the things I don’t have in Achuapa) quickly before catching the last bus to Malpaisillo.

That night, a combination of an egg salad sandwich (hallucinogenic hard boiled eggs?), Brie’s whining baby of a dog, and being completely exhausted yielded some crazy dreams. The only really vivid one that I can recall was me cooking fried eggs on my leg, only to be scolded for the inappropriate nature of cooking food on a leg. Go figure.

The next morning, I had a small breakfast and caught the morning bus back to Achuapa. Like usual, I read the whole way back (who’d have thought reading for fun would become a usual for me?), but in the small town just south of Achuapa, Wiquili, I noticed a few police officers around. “Who cares?” you may ask. Well, Wiquili is a tiny “suburb” of Achuapa with a mere 300 people in it. I have a handful of students who live there and just about all my friends have family down there. Basically – there’s no reason to have a couple, or even one, police officer in the town. Well, when I got back to town, I got a phone call from another volunteer who told me to turn on the news. I headed over to my neighbor’s house to see that the National Police, and the Nicaraguan version of the DEA had busted a meth lab in Wiquili. One of the guys was from Achuapa, a relative of a friend’s family, 2 were from Mexico, and 2 were from Managua. Not only that, but they confiscated 5 million dollars worth of meth tablets, a whole bunch of barrels of chemicals and a lot of unprocessed powder.

What are the chances? Nuts.

September 12th – September 15th

Another weekend without doing much that was productive aside from improving my cooking. I finished another book, and Independence Day passed by without me seeing much of it (I just went to the store to buy pancake mix). While it is quite possibly the most important holiday in the country (I mean the kids miss upwards of one month of class preparing for it), I protested and did not go this year. Development does not come by having ten billion holidays a year (this is an approximate count of how many they have here). The kids miss too many days already, so I’m done going along with it. There will be no wilful compliance from me. Unfortunately, all this lost time has meant my kids who won the business competition have done nothing to improve their presentation or plan. While they’re probably in the same boat as the majority of the other groups in León, they still need that time to improve if they want any chance of winning the regional competition and going to nationals. We’ll see how they do.

Fast Food Nation – A. A book that is more like an investigative report into how the fast food industry has affected our country. Talks about the health implications (some of which are super super serious – obesity doesn’t have anything on some of these diseases), how food manufacturers have been affected, and even talks about how all the flavours are concocted à they’re fake flavours! I don’t eat fast food anyway, but this book made me scared to eat any food, or at least made me temporarily want to be a vegetarian.

Most of the day on the 15th was boiling hot, so I took a bike ride around town and hung around and talked with people. On this vuelta of the town, my buddy Esteban told me that they’re dog is pregnant, and I could have a puppy if I wanted one. This news effectively ended the productivity of my day as I could not pay attention to anything for the rest of the night. I kept on going back and forth with the pros and cons, thinking about how I’d only want a dog if I were able to raise it from the beginning. I also threw getting a cat into the mix, but an outdoor cat that periodically comes home is not what I’m looking for. I want a cat to hang out and chill with me. Raising a dog from a puppy would make it more loyal, or so I think. However, what it boils down to is this à I don’t know if my landlord wants a dog in her house, a puppy cries a lot, and I’d be leaving in July. The pro to getting one would be that I would have a pet that I’ve wanted for so long. Up until now, I’ve been getting my pet experiences by going to other people’s houses and playing with their pets. It’s always given me a warm and fuzzy feeling that I’ve missed from being back in the States. But is it too late for that now?


Nothing too interesting…but the next entry has something spicy in it…

2009 11 September

September 1st – September 9th

The most exciting part of the 1st and 2nd was planning for my classes. With Independence Day celebrations approaching on the 14th, the kids end up forgoing class to practice playing the drums/xylophone/dancing. Even though I get a break from class (the 9th and 10th mark 4 consecutive weeks without classes), the real people that lose are the students. Nicaraguans are indeed super competitive, and that can be great (all the schools in my town will compete against eachother, with the winner going to compete in León), missing a month of classes does far more harm than good. I mean the country is trying to prepare the youth for the future, but I just don’t see how playing the drums does that. I’d be really interested to see a cost/benefit analysis that could justify missing classes for a month.

On the 3rd, I did much of the same (see à nothing), I was able to successfully kill time, which is perhaps the skill I’ve honed most during Peace Corps. Not surprisingly, I finished another book as well:

Three Cups of Tea – B+. A story about a mountain climber who stumbles into an impoverished Pakistani town after a failed attempt to summit K2, and left with the desire to build a school there. While he eventually did build it, and many others (more than 50), he lives almost two separate lives and has a style of management that can leave those he works with quite disenchanted. While he definitely has some characteristics that make you not really like him in the book, you can’t help but point out that what he’s done in Pakistan and Afghanistan is anything but great.

On the 4th, El Sauce (the town an hour south of me) was having their business competition. With my vacation being postponed, I went to go check out the projects that the students had – so I knew how the competition will be at the regional competition for my group. Originally, I just went to see the projects, I ended up judging the business plans because one of the new volunteers was too scared to do them. With ample time before the start of the competition, I sat down with the volunteer and went over all the business plans with him to discuss what we like to see, and what we don’t want to see.

There were some good ideas, but for lack of explanation and justification, I was left wanting more information from every group. The winning group, a honey based shampoo, definitely has potential…they just gotta keep working on it. I missed all the morning busses, and to avoid missing the first afternoon bus, I had to take off before the presentation of the prizes (which I didn’t really want to be present for either due to a potential backlash from the students).

Due to the competition ending a whole lot later than I counted on, I ended up catching the same bus to Achuapa that Brie was coming on. While it was nice to not have to be waiting at home for her, I got back to my house being completely trashed since I had no time to clean it – whatever, next time. With her in town, we took my “new” toaster oven for a spin a handful of times, and I learned to cook even more. I figure by the end of my service, the food I cook will at least be respectable, and I’ll actually have some variety for the first time in my life.

Come Monday and Tuesday I continued the normal pattern of not having anything to do and read and watched some movies. While normally I’d at least venture out in hopes of doing something productive, it’s simply a lost cause to do anything before Independence

Day. After that’s all said and done, I’ll get back on things.

With all this free time, I have been working out a whole lot more consistently though. So it could be worse. I still hate jogging though.


A stressful time and a death

2009 1 September

August 19th – August 21st

My first full day back after a long weekend was not as action packed as I thought it’d be. My class in my campo school was cancelled, and I also learned that my classes in my other schools would be cancelled the following day as well. Thank god I already had my business competition.

With nothing else to do, I did some major yoga (I’m getting back into the rthym of it again), and continued reading my book River Town. In fact, I finished it:

River Town – A. The memoirs of a Peace Corps volunteer in China. While this volunteer lived in a large city in China, most of his experiences were reminiscent of my own here in Achuapa. Furthermore, he changed as a human in ways he thought he wouldn’t. It’s a great perspective of Peace Corps service and a really well written book.

Later that Wednesday, I went to the birthday party of my now 5-year-old neighbor, Omara. Being the first official birthday party I’ve attended I had the expectation that it would be similar to a party in the States – and I was wrong. It’s a custom to show up late, so I planned on arriving late as well. However, a handful of kids were yelling at my from my neighbor’s yard because they wanted me to show up, so I got changed and headed over right around when the invitation said the party would start.

I dropped off my gift among the anonymous gifts (I wrote my name on mine), and sat down and awkwardly waited with everybody else for the rest of the invitees to show up. When everybody showed up, it more of the feel of a structured board meeting than any birthday I’ve been to – very systematic. Once everybody showed up, they set up the piñata and a couple kids tried breaking it. Once it was broken, and the kids had grabbed their candy, they handed out food to all the guests. This same process was followed with a drink, then once again with rice pudding for. Omara then blew out the candle on her cake, and the cake was distributed (with me getting the first piece since I took pictures of her). Everybody finished eating the cake, they all left. From start to finish, the birthday party was an hour and 15 minutes long. There was close to no socialising, no singing happy birthday, no opening presents, and no dancing. It all went by so quickly that I stuck around and helped clean up.

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Some of the neighborhood kids

I had planned on spending the better part of the night at the party, but when everything was said and done, it was only 5:30 – not even dinnertime! So without much else to do, I cracked open another book, thus continuing my insane month of reading. Being so early, I once again assumed (incorrectly once again) that I’d spend the whole night reading. However, come 7 PM, I just couldn’t keep my eyes open (even though I’d done practically nothing the entire day)

Thursday was much of the same of the previous day – I spent the majority of the day reading and spoke with 2 of my counterparts to discuss plans for the rest of the school year.

I also continued my return to intense yoga sessions. Before I left for Peace Corps, I downloaded a bunch of yoga PDF files with the intention to do yoga all the time. While this worked out in training, and I got a lot of mileage out of routines, after a couple months in Achuapa, I stopped using them. It was clearly a foolish thing to do because I feel a whole lot better now that I’ve started doing them again.

This day, I also noticed that I’m pushing 4 months without a stomach illness (my 1 week stint in Managua doesn’t count because it wasn’t stomach related). While those of you that are reading may not realise the significance of this, let me tell you that it’s big. Getting a bacterial infection, parasite, worms, or something like giardia is almost unavoidable over long periods of time here.

That said, while I’m stoked that I’ve held out this long without getting massively sick, I’m paranoid that the next bug will hit me soon. In the past, I’d averaged almost 3 months exactly between getting sick with stomach illnesses. The longer these periods of time in between being sick last, the better you start to feel about everything. It’s great to wake up in the morning without having to question my health for that day. From that point when I realise that I’m still good for yet another day, the endorphins start going. Never did I think that I’d celebrate such a basic thing, but I’ve realised that I’ll never take advantage of good health again.

Friday mostly went the same way the rest of the week has gone – I read, and finished another book:

Jennifer Government – C+. In this book, the government is privatized and the world is virtually run by corporations. Everybody is driven by profit – even the police require funding for every case they want to undertake. While the book itself really wasn’t that bad, it has been so long since I’ve read a over the top fiction book that I wasn’t too entertained with it.

I didn’t want to start another book and fall into the same cycle, so after eating lunch, I watched a movie and then went to my friend’s farm where I spent the better part of the afternoon. It was good to get out of the town and just chill out on their farm where there was nothing going on. Another plus was that I could hang out with their cat Chungo. Basically, it was social interaction without the pressure of actually interacting. I can just hang out there and relax instead of having my host feel they need to entertain me. Definitely a good way to end the day.

August 22nd – August 31st

The 22nd I spent the majority of my day hanging out in my house and reading since the potential of doing activities on the weekends is severely diminished. During this time, I finished yet another book (I’ve lost count of how many I’ve put away recently):

The Other Side of the River – B-. A book about a murder in St. Joseph/Benton Harbor, Michigan. The two towns are physically divided by a river and are super racially charged due to the racial barrier that this river has created as well. The book was written to solve a murder of a black teen in the white part of the town, but the author discovered nothing new and only delved into the potential theories he had. The book is well written, but the book was more about race relations between the two towns as opposed to the solving of the murder.

On the 23rd, instead of waiting around, I headed down to Malpaisillo to help Brie with organizing her competition. I helped wherever I could, and we made the final preparations on Monday before the competition.

The 25th really left me with a sour feeling all over. I won’t discuss what happened, but rather detail my perspective on how I now feel about development. I realised that no matter how hard one tries to do good things for anybody, there can always be somebody whose goal it is to ruin the outcome. There doesn’t even have to be any reason for the deplorable actions of this person aside from being prejudice. I don’t understand what drives people like this. The people that are most hurt by these actions are the people from this country. It was super disheartening to see a completed bigoted person ruin something that would have benefited so many. I was so shocked that I briefly considered quitting and going home due to the disenchantment of seeing people who claim to be there to help the people but do the exact opposite. I quickly reconsidered since what happened did not happen in my site – I couldn’t punish people that didn’t do anything. However, at the same time, the incident caused me to lose a lot of faith in what I’m doing. Definitely the lowest point of my service (even though it didn’t directly happen to me).

I headed back to Achuapa on Wednesday for a couple of days of classes and activities before heading down to Managua on Friday for an in service training session. While I initially had no interest whatsoever to go to the session, I ended up grasping more from the session than any other session I’d attended in the 15ish months I’ve been here. The meeting also scared the crap out of me because we started talking about post-Peace Corps plans.

While I’ve always had a problem living in the now with all the decisions I make, professionally, living in the now is the only way I’ve ever approached it. I always had the goal of joining Peace Corps. Well, after realising that goal, I’ve had no fixed plan since. I know I want to keep studying (looking at Environmental Economics) for a master’s degree, but aside from my personal education, I’m not sure. I know I’m not interested in a government job or a development job. I would like to keep teaching though – perhaps I could make a career out of that. However, I don’t know when I’m going to get into the “OK, let’s get into career mode.” I love studying and learning new things, but going in and out of an office every day will never appeal to me. I don’t care what I’m doing. I need a job interacting with people on a regular basis. I want to be tested and challenged. If I don’t have a job that’s not constantly challenging, then it’s not for me – and the job that fits this description best is teacher. I know that after Peace Corps, I’m not going back and taking it easy in the States – I’m going to pack my bags and go somewhere else for some new experience. So we’ll see how it goes and when I finally kick into that mode.

Saturday we had a meeting in León with all the volunteers (a sort of welcome meeting). I’m not big on hanging out with the volunteers, so after about an hour of that, I took off and chilled out in my hotel room. Later that night, I went out for a nice dinner and had a glass of wine. It’d been so long since I’d drank (around 6 or 7 weeks), that I got a headache. In spite of the physical discomfort, the day in the hotel really helped me calm my nerves and gave me the feeling of having spent the day in a spa. It doesn’t take a whole lot of luxuries to release all the tension I build up while in site.

Sunday, I headed back to site in the afternoon, and went and visited a friend of mine that’d gotten in a motorcycle accident. She’d been in the hospital for around 40 days and won’t be able to walk for 3-6 months apparently. I spent a couple of hours talking with her before heading home for dinner.

I have no interest whatsoever in cooking a huge dish of rice and beans, so I buy them from my neighbor every night and make some other dish with it. This time, I went over there to hear an off comment of, “Oh, Richard, did you hear? One of you best students died on Friday.” After further inquiry, they told me it was one of my good students in my private school. The explained that he went to the stadium for a while, and then later in the day, he collapsed in the street and died. It wasn’t all that clear who they were talking about though. They told me his name 2 million times, but their descriptions of him didn’t fit the kid I was thinking about. I headed back to my house to grab my camera (I took pictures of every one of my students), and asked my neighbors to confirm that it indeed was my student who died. It was then that I learned that it was another student who died, but was the brother of one of my students. While I was relieved that it wasn’t one of my students, it was sad because I did know the boy.

Death and severe injuries here happen so frequently, I can’t believe it. While it’s shocking that so many catastrophic things can happen to such a small town, what’s even more shocking for me is the fact that a death or serious injury can be such casual news. I guess that really illustrates the kind of history this country has gone through. In spite of this though, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to view such events as they are here. All in all, this was by far the most trying week for me professionally as a Peace Corps volunteer. It was one of the first times that I’ve been really pushed with something that didn’t involve something away from my main job. I’m glad to have had the experiences of the past week for what I learned from them, but at the same time, I’d really rather not experience such things in the future (as if I had some influence on them).


Done with my business competition!

2009 19 August

July 22nd to July 31st

The 22nd was much like any other Wednesday for me – I went to my campo school to teach. The previous week none of my kids had anything ready to present in class, but this time they all had their marketing (though I wanted their entire business plan, it’s better than nothing). Presentations were not very honed, but then again that’s why I’m giving them a month to work on everything.

Thursday the 23rd marked my 3rd site visit from Peace Corps. This time around my boss visited me (the project specialist, who was also a business volunteer, alternates with my boss on site visits), and it made me so nervous I lost sleep over it. I don’t know why I’m so nervous when my boss comes, I guess it’s because I’m always expecting her to say, “Goggins, what the hell kind of operation do you have going on here?” While her visit didn’t yield anything negative, I figure it’s because our project specialist was a volunteer and I feel more of a connection/understanding with her since she went through it all.

Not only was I scared, but my students were also terrified. Today was also the first day that my kids would be practicing their full presentations. I was glad that my boss would be there because then my kids would understand that everytime I grill them on their product, it’s not just me being me – it’s how the judges are going to be. Her questions were so on the money that the next week my students didn’t want to present the following week in front of me because they were embarrassed.

The rest of the site visit was good and not as scrutinizing as I imagined it would’ve been. I took my boss to the new comedor (“restaurant” but on a much smaller scale), and I asked her a handful of questions considering how to approach starting some new projects and extending old ones. I also got some tips on things to put in my presentation for the new training group. Following our lunch, we had a meeting to all my counterparts, my delegada (the top Ministry of Education official of every school in the municipality of Achuapa), and a few other MINED employees. We cleared some things up with my counterparts, and then the rest of the session turned into an unexpected gossip session – about me.

“I saw Ricardo walking around town with that white girl!”

“Yea, I saw them the other day too! She’s a volunteer too! I’ve even met her!”

“Oh yea! I told all my friends when I found out!”

“Why have you never presented her to me?”

“I haven’t met her either! Why not? I want to meet her next time.”

It went on like that for a little longer before I tried to change the subject. Instead of changing the subject everybody just laughed at me and said I was embarrassed. So I told them I was going to quit Peace Corps if we didn’t change the subject – and they laughed some more, “No you won’t! You’re already halfway done!” Eventually my private life details had been examined enough and my boss headed back to Managua – phew.

That weekend I headed to Malpaisillo before going to Managua on Monday. I was giving a presentation on the types of secondary projects that the volunteers could take part in. I did my presentation in the office during the day and headed to my hotel later that night. By chance, this day was also my 1-year in site anniversary. I had originally planned on just going to the grocery store and getting some yoghurt and whatnot for dinner, but a couple other volunteers were going out for dinner. Being a “significant” (or rather, a milestone) point in my service, I decided to renounce my economic ways for one night and splurge for the night.

The next day, I gave my presentation to the new volunteers and it went…terribly. I was expecting to walk in there and have it be exactly like giving a class to my 4th year kids – but it wasn’t. I was nervous and my voice was trembling (for the first time since I started doing presentations back in high school), and in the midst of all this, I totally ignored my PowerPoint presentation and made up everything as I went along. Oh well, whatever. It’s good practice.

After getting back to site the following day, I continued putting things together for my competition. My classes went pretty well this week, but I still had some groups that hadn’t done anything/enough. Nevertheless, I’m sure they’ll pull it together come competition time (I’ve told them they will receive a zero in the class if they don’t present in the competition).

August 1st to August 18th

The opening weekend of August I headed to León for the most needed payday in my Peace Corps service. With so much time spent in Managua due to medical reasons, I dumped around 67% of my salary in around a week, leaving me teetering on the brink of financial insolvency. However, I was able to hone my inner cheapness (though I suppose it’s pretty out in the open) and make it until the weekend with room to spare.

For whatever reason, I decided to catch the early Achuapa bus so I could do some errands in León, then double back to Malpaisillo later that day. Generally, waking up early for the bus stresses me out due to all the rushing I’m doing making breakfast, getting ready, and washing my dishes (without running water this really increases the amount of time I have to spend to get ready). So as is, I’m always nervous about missing the bus (there are ony 2 morning buses – 4 and 5 AM), but the bus driver (a man whom I known by the name of Negro, literally black) kicked it up a notch for me. Negro is known around Achuapa as the fastest bus driver in town. While there aren’t many, it could be argued that he’s one of the fastest drivers in the country. That being said, starting at 3 AM (when I rolled out of bed), he started doing loops of the town. Everytime he passed by my house freaked me out. I was never sure if he was gone for good or if he was going to do another vuelta (more or less trip or loop). After a couple of loops I couldn’t handle the stress – after scrambling my eggs, I just dropped them into my hand (I make a block of eggs to save on wasted food) and shoved them into my mouth. I was too worried to miss the bus that I skipped brushing my teeth (probably the most religious routine I have – I’ll do it no matter how I feel or if I’ve just come back from the bar at 4 in the morning) and just grabbed some gum.

Once in León, I met up with Jordan and chatted a bit before doing some errands – checking the mail, and picking up a load of gum. After my chores, I spent the weekend at Brie’s house in Malpaisillo. This is generally my place of retreat for a variety of reasons. However, the proximity of the town to Achuapa – a “mere” 2.5 hours away – makes a weekend out of a site a whole lot more comfortable (logistically) than when I would do weekends away in Chinandega with Luis (who completed his service and went home).

It was during this weekend and my trip back to Achuapa that I realised my “visibility” has been extended. Now, even though I don’t live there, people are recognising my in Malpaisillo and ask me how I’m doing. All the bus drivers and guys who work on the bus drivers know me too. My favourite morning bus to Achuapa has a cheery plump guy with a huge belly as the cobrador (the guy who collects your fare). While on his bus on my way back to Achuapa, I was forced to stand in the aisle. After collecting the fares, the cobrador came up to me, “Oy, Richard. That lady over there is going to get up in a couple of stops, go get close to that seat so you can get it when she leaves.” Looking out for me. This also happens to me when I take the morning bus that leaves an hour later. On this bus, it is not the cobrador but the fresco guy (think a super sugary fresh fruit juice) who tells me who points out people who are going to be getting off soon.

Once back in Achuapa, I semi-jumped into preparation mode. My local business competition is the next week (Thursday the 13th), so I wrote up a letter soliciting donations and got the MINED stamp of approval. My goal was to get something for prizes as well as other things that would improve my competition. After a couple vueltas of town over a couple days, I managed to scrounge up 3 free hours of internet time in the internet café, 5 ice cream bars from the ice cream shop, 5 notebooks and 2 pens. It was a strange array of prizes I’d have to split between 3 groups, but one way or another it’d work. During this time, I was going around finding judges for the competition, confirming a location, and helping all my student groups to get ready for the comp (unfortunately, some of them hadn’t done anything in the 7 months we’d had class).

I gave a month in class for all the students to just work on their presentations, papers, etc., but here we were in the last classes before the competition, and a lot of them were haphazardly throwing things together. The groups that had finished were doing some major polishing on their projects and it was good to see that everything I’d been blabbing about through the year had stuck with some students. Still, I had higher expectations. With classes out of the way, I did some reading on Thursday and a major cleaning of my house.

Friday the 7th was the first day of the 9th annual Achuapa Music Festival. Last year it fell on my 2nd weekend in site and really left a huge impression on me. I was super stoked about it this year, and told tons of volunteers about it. Because of this high praise, Brie, Jordan, and Churro (Brie’s friend from Malpaisillo) all came up and volunteered for a day at the festival with me. To mark the event, we were going to make some rum raisin cookies (they were absolutely amazing) in my new toaster oven.

Before our volunteering was scheduled to begin, we had lunch at my favourite comedor Buen Sabor. I had translated their entire menu for them so they’d be able to professionally cater to English-speaking visitors. However, after asking them, they told me they weren’t using it yet – so much for that.

The rest of the day we “volunteered” in the most passive sense of the word. Last year on the first day, I spent the whole day translating, but this year I only had to translate a handful of times. The organization of this year’s festival really seemed to fall through and overall it affected the quality of the festival. The promotion for this year was really poor and it showed in the attendance by international and national visitors. On the 2nd day, some 45 bands were signed up to perform – and at 15 minutes apiece, they’d take forever. It was this year that I realised that it’s not really the festival that I enjoy, but the work that comes with making it a success. That being said, once my shift ended on the second day at 7:30 PM I was reluctant to even watch some bands play. Nevertheless, I threw my 4-year old neighbor Omara on my shoulders and we watched for 30 minutes before we got bored and left – and that was the end of my 2009 Achuapa Music Festival experience. While I didn’t enjoy it as much as I did last year, I got 5 new t-shirts (they were better than the year before) and a professional looking certificate (didn’t have that last year either).

Achuapa Music Festival 021Team León (and Colorado)! Me, Brie and Jordan

Another reason for my not watching the festival was because I had to be in El Sauce the next day at 6 AM to talk to the new volunteers (who were going to be judges in my business competition). Upon waking up that morning, (at 4:15 AM), the music festival had yet to end from the night before. The way it ended up going, I was able to jam out to some music the entire time I was getting ready.

Down in El Sauce, I saw Richard and Fran (Richard is the volunteer who visited me, and Fran, an agriculture volunteer, is his wife) and briefed them on their responsibilities for being a judge in the competition. Afterwards, we chatted a bit and had some breakfast before I ran some errands (which via ridiculous problems took too long and prolonged my stay by another hour).

Back in Achuapa, I spent the days leading up to the competition getting everybody up to speed – including students, counterparts, judges, etc. My kids seemed to be ready or in the position to throw together a satisfactory project for the competition, so that took off a lot of pressure.

Everything seemed to be going smooth and steady until the day before the competition. I’d noticed on my jog that morning that the bus from El Sauce to Estelí, hadn’t come through Achuapa, but I figured it was a fluke and would be late. A few hours later, after arriving at my campo school, I was helping my kids with their business plans together and their visual aids when Richard called me. He told me that the early bus I’d planned for him and Fran to come on wouldn’t be leaving. I had two choices – find 2 other judges or push the competition back a couple of hours. Following fifteen minutes of frantic internal deliberation, I decided I’d remain unscathed if I just postponed it a couple hours. Then back in Achuapa, while running around doing my final preparations (I told my kids they couldn’t come ask for help the day before so I had time to finish everything for the competition) I heard that the place I was going to use for the competition had a birthday party, thus eliminating any hope that I’d be able to have the room ready to go the night before. While a tad peeved, it wasn’t anything that would hold up the competition in anyway, so I didn’t worry too much about it. The next setback came when I talked to one of my counterparts. Her dad, the vice mayor and my maestro de ceremonia (my announcer), wasn’t in town and wouldn’t be around for my competition. Luckily my counterpart said she’d do it, thus ending that problem. My next holdup came when I was telling my judges of the new time of the competition, and one of them wasn’t able to come. I had a replacement judge chosen, but this was one of the bigger problems as my replacement judge was chosen at the last minute and didn’t really have the qualifications I wanted. In spite of these issues, I survived the night, but got no sleep due to worrying.

Though lacking a good night’s rest, I was definitely more calm regarding the competition because I knew it was too late to fix anything – I’d just have to roll with things now. Be that as it may, I still ran into other problems. At 8 AM when I went to set up for the competition, the man with the key to the room was nowhere to be found. While he showed up momentarily afterward, it was just another thing that tested my nerves.

When I finally got into the room I’d rented, I found the place covered with birthday decorations (balloons and streamers), which was perfect since I had no decorations whatsoever – it made it look like I put in more effort than I actually did. Not even that, but there were 85 chairs and 15 tables around from the birthday party the night before. I got everything set up and ready to roll by 9 AM, and my last judge finally showed up at quarter past ten (despite living across the street from the competition location).

The competition went super well in comparison to last year and my attendance was pretty good as well. I managed to get all the principals and counterparts I had as well as a representative from the ministry of education to attend. By the time the competition had ended, I had my predicted 1st place winner, but my 2nd and 3rd place winners completely blew me away. My smart kids from my private school got 4th place (which really disappointed them), and my campo school didn’t have any groups in the top 3. While my smart kids from my private school took the loss with silent accepteance, my campo school reacted with rather unsportmanlike behaviour. Though I had nothing to do with the grading by the judges, people yelled at me even though I’d spent weeks organizing the event by myself (because nobody would help me). I was annoyed for sure but managed to keep it together. A little later that night, the group of delinquents in my town that call me a terrorist did it again and I reacted the wrong way. That, combined with several other issues led to a complete meltdown on my part and too much stress for me to handle the situation.

In light of my meltdown, I hastened my departure from Achuapa (I was originally going to leave on Sunday), and took off on the noon bus. My goal was to sit tight in site since I’m going on vacation the 27th, but I figured me being infuriated for a couple days in site wouldn’t benefit anybody.

Friday and Saturday I spent the rest of the day chilling out in Malpaisillo and coming back from from the angry cloud that had formed over me. Sunday, Brie and I headed to León to meet up with Jordan because they were going to take advantage of some beauty event that had all the proceeds going towards cancer. I decided to skip the manicure and I hung out for a little bit with the new volunteer in Telica (near the city of León), Peter. He seems like a pretty cool guy and a good fit for León (his whole group seems a whole lot more with it than my group was). After he took off, I met up with Jordan and Brie again and we grabbed a pizza for lunch (we all were thinking the same on this one, I’d even been dreaming about pizza). Following lunch, we caught a movie (The Orphan). Come Monday morning, I headed down to pay another visit to the dermatologist for my plantar warts. I spent the morning hanging out with some volunteers from Rio San Juan and caught a bus with one of them to the hospital later on (she had a tattoo of a cob of corn on her forearm – something I’d never seen, nor expected to see). After my doctor showed up 30 minutes late (every appointment she has showed up 30 minutes after the appointment time, always coming straight from home – what’s she doing?), and 10 minutes of burning my feet with liquid nitrogen, I was out of there. I got to León without a problem and took an unsanctioned microbus to Malpaisillo (via Telica, which I was able to see for the first time). I put a good dent in a book (River Town) during the trip has well, thus convincing me to abandon my IPod for travelling in favour of a book (it makes those 5 hour trips so much more bearable).

Tuesday morning I headed back to Achuapa on the first bus back (for the first time – I was able to catch it), saw fresco man and rolled into Achuapa a good 30 minutes early. While I left completely enraged, it was good to be back now that I was in a better mood.  I knew this would be the case and didn’t take to heart anything I was feeling in the peak of my “crisis”. That’s just how I take my service – if I’m off the wall angry, I just need a few days to unwind and it will be ok…and it was. It definitely helped to get back to have my soon to be 5 year old neighbor Omara invite me to her piñata birthday party tomorrow. It’s all good again.

During these two weeks, I did some major book reading (for me):

A Long Way Gone – B+. A book about a boy from Sierra Leone who had to flee his village when he was young to fight with the national army against rebel forces. A powerful look into the life of these child soldiers and what they have to go through. Though it was too gruesome for me to get through the first time, I’m glad I picked it up a second time.

Ugly Americans – B+. A book about the a bunch of Americans that were involved in high-risk trading firms in the 90’s on the Japan Nikkei. They exploited a weakness in Japanese rules to make tons of money (or lose a ton and cover it up). In the process, one of them (who the story follows) managed to make be enormously successful thus leading to the book. A super fast read.

The Brooklyn Follies – A-. One of the first fiction books I’ve read in a while. A good story about a retiree and the happenings in his life. I had no idea where it was going for the first half of the book, but when it all came together, to came to be a very enjoyable book.

My neighbors

The little kids from my neighborhood

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One of my groups presenting in the competition

3rd place

3rd place

2nd place

2nd place

1st place

1st place

As you can see, I have hair again.


Another book

2009 31 July

American Taboo: A – A book about a the murder of in 1976 of a Peace Corps volunteer by another volunteer in 1976. The government hushed everything to protect the program, instead of defending the girl who was killed. Good book.